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I understand what you're saying completely. I've got plenty of scars from my wild ride through life. Some I don't care about, but others piss me off to the point that I want to see what I can do to be rid of them. I've thought about plastic surgery for some, about getting inked over others. I realize that no matter what I do, the scars will still be there, but it makes no difference. I'm still pissed off by them. Thus far, though, they've never been a turn-off to anybody I've been with. They're a part of me, and no matter what I think about them, anybody that loves me will be stuck with them, too. Same goes for you, hon. Anybody that loves you will just have to realize that they're a part of you. If they really love you, they'll stop seeing them soon enough.
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Recognize any of these blondes? From an award-winning TV show about advertising, maybe?
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Yo mama is so ugly, you have to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
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Can we set permissions only on the albums or individual pictures? How about a way to edit picture descriptions without having to delete the pic and re-post while you're at it...

Btw, is there any way I can add my imaginary friends to my friends list?
They keep asking...


Be careful what you ask for, Alan - i added my imaginary friends and now, at least of one of them is stalking me and two others keep sending me pictures of their cocks... *sighs*


It's your own fault for letting them know where you surf. Fight back by sending each one's cock pictures to the other. Let the cock photos duel it out.
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http://vivianmaier.blogspot.com/


I acquired Vivian's negatives while at a furniture and antique auction while researching a history book I was co-authoring on Chicago's NW Side. From what I know, the auction house acquired her belongings from her storage locker that was sold off due to delinquent payments. I didn't know what 'street photography' was when I purchased them.

It took me days to look through all of her work. It inspired me to pick up photography myself. Little by little, as I progressed as a photographer, I would revisit Vivian's negatives and I would "see" more in her work. I bought her same camera and took to the same streets soon to realize how difficult it was to make images of her caliber. I discovered the eye she had for photography through my own practice. Needless to say, I am attached to her work.

After some researching, I have only little information about Vivian. Central Camera (110 yr old camera shop in Chicago) has encountered Vivian from time to time when she would purchase film while out on the Chicago streets. From what they knew of her, they say she was a very "keep your distance from me" type of person but was also outspoken. She loved foreign films and didn't care much for American films.

Some of her photos have pictures of children and often times it was near a beach. I later found out she was a nanny for a family on the North Side whose children these most likely were. One of her obituaries states that she lived in Oak Park, a close Chicago suburb, but I later found that she lived in the Rogers Park neighborhood.

Out of the more than 100,000 negatives I have in the collection, about 20-30,000 negatives were still in rolls, undeveloped from the 1960's-1970's. I have been successfully developing these rolls. I must say, it's very exciting for me. Most of her negatives that were developed in sleeves have the date and location penciled in French (she had poor penmanship).

I found her name written with pencil on a photo-lab envelope. I decided to 'Google' her about a year after I purchased these only to find her obituary placed the day before my search. She passed only a couple of days before that inquiry on her.

I wanted to meet her in person well before I found her obituary but, the auction house had stated she was ill, so I didn't want to bother her. So many questions would have been answered if I had.
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Paris Hilton has long legs, big breasts, long blond hair, blue eyes (I think they're blue) and a an above average face when compared to regular girls. That's why pickle.

You don't like girls like that? Who in your opinion is hot? Who is less hot than Paris if anyone is?



Paris Hilton has big boobs? She musta just bought them recently, 'cause she never had them before. That said, given Doll's new premise that "Jenny" is standing across the bar, has a pleasant personality, and isn't an asshole, then of course I'd find her attractive. I'd find her physically attractive anyway. It's jut an improved personality would make her just that much more attractive.
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Physically, she's attractive. Emotionally and mentally, I don't know. I really don't know her - just the image of her that I see from the tabloid reports. As far as I know, all her business successes have come about because of who she is, not necessarily how business-savvy she is. Beauty is more than just skin and hair and bones and flesh. There are far more beautiful women here on Lush. Lady X, Sprite, Shi-shi, and Dancing Doll, to name just a very few. It's the whole person, not just the outer wrappings that make a woman truly attractive.
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Open-Minded/Curious as being you are not bi/gay/lesbian, but are curious about it all and might be interested in playing.


heteroflexible?


I like it!

(See how much simpler it would have been if we had the little "Like it" and "Dislike it" icons?)
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Without a shadow of doubt; my vote has to go to Sprite - for her continuously lighthearted look at ourselves and life in general. Sprite ...please marry me, adopt me ...or just become my legal gardian -


i'll have to think it over... are you rich? that would certainly sway me. good looking also counts.

btw, you realize this whole poll thing it going to go to my head - i'm going to start asking that people call me Her Spriteness or some such nonsense.


Hmmm. How about this, Darlin'? I'm not rich, nor am I particularly good-looking, but I could use another sassy scullery maid... The pay is atrocious, but the (ahem) benefits are exorbitantly wonderful...
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I voted for me. Even though I think it' s Dirty Martini. Just because I could. Neener neener neeeeeeeenerrrrrrr...
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So I was talking to an Arkansas Razorback and he was telling me about his days running a pharmaceutical plant back in the hills of Arkansas way back in the late 60s.

They were the county's largest employer, list a mile long folks wanting to get on.

His plant was 90% woman, and they called the local unemployed men, the husbands of all the wives working at the plant, "Go Gitters" ...

I says "Go Gitters" ???

Yep, he says, they'd drop the wife off in the morning, fish all day, then head back to "go git her" and bring her home to get started on dinner.
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They should add if you are going to be really dumb you need to be able to run very fast!



Remember - you only have to be faster than the guy with the camera...
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I re-read it recently, right after Salinger's death, and have yet to shoot anyone!


Sprite, I heard about the recent threats you made to a certain member who's not here anymore. Perhaps that was right after you read this book?


I think we can all agree that it's time that Sprite's reign of psychotic terror ended for all of us who have been victimized. Take away her Salinger books at once!


That's it. Nothing but Erica Jong books for Sprite from now on...
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Btw, what kind of wine do you serve with roadkill???


Mad Dog of course...
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On another forum I visit, when you enter a particular area like the Think Tank, each thread has an arrow next to the title. When you click on that arrow, it automatically takes you to the last post you've read. That would be a cool feature to have here.


See the little green arrow way over on the rhs of this image? Try pressing it in the forums



That button takes you to the last post in the thread. What I'm talking about is a button that takes you to the last post you've seen - where you were when last you logged on. Not the same thing, love. (LOL)
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On another forum I visit, when you enter a particular area like the Think Tank, each thread has an arrow next to the title. When you click on that arrow, it automatically takes you to the last post you've read. That would be a cool feature to have here.
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I'm a little bit of all of them. Shit, I'd need someone from outside myself to look at me and define how they see me to know how I am.
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But the good thing is, if you Google on " ", the third result that pops up is a link straight to this thread. The rest are all pay-phone-lookup sites.
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...far be it from me to judge either of them...


Ditto. I guarantee that there was a pre-nup involved and that both parties know exactly what to expect from their relationship. In any event, it's entirely their business. If she's happy boffing some old coot's Viagra boners, and he isn't too senile yet to appreciate it, then good luck to them both.
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The guy above hasn't even got two real guitar's ha ha pmsl, one of them is a guitar hero guitar ha ha


Nah, they're BOTH video-game guitars. And is it just me, or does that guy look like Russel Brand would after ten years on the "Fat Elvis" diet?
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