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MrNudiePants
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by chefkathleen
The ones I've seen done, way before cooking day, they put the bird in the pot, fill the pot with enough water to cover the bird and then put a mark on the pot. Day of cooking, pot is clean and dry and filled to the line with oil and bird(dry) SLOWLY lowered into hot oil.
Slowly? Where's the fun in that?
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Finding Willie Nelson holding pot is like finding Ru Paul buying shoes. I mean, is anybody really surprised? Ten to one the judge gives him a suspended sentence, and maybe makes him record one of those "Just Say No" commercials they love to have the famous people do.
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If you look at the top right corner of each topic, you'll see a button labeled "Options". Click it, and here's what you see:
Click on "Watch This Topic", and you'll receive email updates for that topic.
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I got my first concussion when I was around 8 or 9 years old. Playing football in the back yard with my older brothers and some friends. My brother (two years older than me) used to always use occasions such as this to show me how much tougher than me he was, so as I was catching a pass, he blind-sided me and knocked me into a pine tree, knocking me unconscious. A couple of years later I figured out what a huge pussy he was, and that I could kick his ass if I really tried. All it took was laying him out a couple time for him to get the message.
The last time I spoke to him was at Dad's funeral, almost 13 years ago, and the time before that was... fuck. I can't even remember.
The last time I spoke to him was at Dad's funeral, almost 13 years ago, and the time before that was... fuck. I can't even remember.
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Quote by nicola
When surfing stories, do not use the laptop as a coffee cup holder, especially while on the bed, as our lovely Kate now demonstrates:
Gosh - you can see right there that she's not using her retractable cup holder...
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Quote by FicklePickleTickleQuote by NobeUddy
Claude Rains ... Extra bonus reward if you can guess why?
Sings: "Claude Raines was the invisible man."
"Out of sight!"
Points if you understand that reference. :P
Sings: "Claude Raines was the invisible man."
We didn't see him!
Fixed it for you.
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Quote by DirtyMartini
Hey Chef...I read the article...are you saying that if I announced in the forum that I had plans to kill myself, nobody here would try to talk me out of it???
I see I'm going to have to change the order of my Lush friends list again...
[sarcasm] It's the natural order of things. Only the strong should survive. [/sarcasm]
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Quote by standingbearQuote by nicolaQuote by SweetPenny
That's 1 minute and 31 seconds of my life that I'm never getting back.
You lasted 1 minute 16 seconds longer than I did.
How on earth did you find that mr painter?!!
What combination of words could you google to come up with that video?
God I'm glad I'm not alone on this one!
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I made it about 40 seconds in before I had to either switch her off or throw a brick through my monitor.
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Quote by Nikki703
Identical Twins, now that is a HOT fantasy!
I've always wondered if women had the same fantasy about identical twin brothers that most men have about identical twin sisters...
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Quote by WellMadeMaleQuote by nicola
When will the idiocy stop?
Javier might be on to something here.
What if...one twin needed to have a complete blood transfusion and only the plasma and platelets from a Rigelian would work and then during this procedure, the other twin obtained a gender transformation operation and became possessed by an ancient Egyptian vampiritic demon?!?
You just send both twins through a wormhole so the vampiritic demon gets banished. Duh...
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If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
and who can ever forget:
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
Yogi Berra
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
and who can ever forget:
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
Yogi Berra
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Quote by nicola
Opps(probably one for our Australian audience to enjoy more, knowing the history of how Rudd was basically ousted from his position as PM).
Okay, so fill the rest of us in on the joke!
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Shrimp Encrusted Tilapia
I just made this tonight and it came out fucking awesome! The tilapia fillets were average sized, and the shrimp I used was around 51-60 per pound, if I recall. Larger or smaller shrimp probably won't make much of a difference.
Ingredients:
Tilipia fillets
Smallish Shrimp
Butter
Olive Oil
Alfredo Sauce
Salt, pepper, garlic
Cajun Seasoning
Parmesan Cheese
Preheat oven to 425F.
Make sure the fish is thawed out, and pat dry.
Thoroughly coat the fish in olive oil.
Place them in an oiled baking pan, and top with salt, pepper, and your favorite Cajun seasonings.
Bake for 8-10 minutes (until the fish just starts to get white and flaky).
While the fish is baking, make your Alfredo sauce ready.
Also while the fish is baking, toss the shrimp in a mixture of olive oil, salt, pepper, and garlic.
Saute the seasoned shrimp in melted butter to your desired degree of doneness.
Take the fish from the oven.
Sprinkle several shrimp over each fillet.
Spoon some Alfredo sauce over the shrimp and fish.
Top with grated Parmesan cheese.
Place back into the oven and broil for five minutes, or until the toppings start to brown.
Serve with pasta, garlic bread, your favorite steamed veggies, and a crisp, chilled Chardonnay.X9R8eFA6aueeifAo
I just made this tonight and it came out fucking awesome! The tilapia fillets were average sized, and the shrimp I used was around 51-60 per pound, if I recall. Larger or smaller shrimp probably won't make much of a difference.
Ingredients:
Tilipia fillets
Smallish Shrimp
Butter
Olive Oil
Alfredo Sauce
Salt, pepper, garlic
Cajun Seasoning
Parmesan Cheese
Preheat oven to 425F.
Make sure the fish is thawed out, and pat dry.
Thoroughly coat the fish in olive oil.
Place them in an oiled baking pan, and top with salt, pepper, and your favorite Cajun seasonings.
Bake for 8-10 minutes (until the fish just starts to get white and flaky).
While the fish is baking, make your Alfredo sauce ready.
Also while the fish is baking, toss the shrimp in a mixture of olive oil, salt, pepper, and garlic.
Saute the seasoned shrimp in melted butter to your desired degree of doneness.
Take the fish from the oven.
Sprinkle several shrimp over each fillet.
Spoon some Alfredo sauce over the shrimp and fish.
Top with grated Parmesan cheese.
Place back into the oven and broil for five minutes, or until the toppings start to brown.
Serve with pasta, garlic bread, your favorite steamed veggies, and a crisp, chilled Chardonnay.X9R8eFA6aueeifAo
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Quote by WomanQuote by sosohorny321Quote by LadyX
Nothing is necessary, it's just their choice. The good thing is, those images aren't allowed as avatar pics,...
agree
*scratches her head... did I miss something here?
No, but Mr. 321 has. (LOL)
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Fundamental goodness is unconditional. It is there already, just as heaven and earth are already there. Imigane you are sitting naked on the ground, with your bare bottom touching the earth. You are exposed to heaven above and earth below, sandwiched between heaven and earth. You can`t reject your atmosphere, the sun and the moon, sidewalks and skyscrapers, the landscape or the sea. The goodness is that basic. It is not good versus bad. It is not "for"or "against", just as sunlight is not "for" or "against".
From "The Sacred Path of the Warrior" by Chogyam Trungpa
From "The Sacred Path of the Warrior" by Chogyam Trungpa
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I'll chat with just about anybody. Usually, the chat matches the profile. If the profile is full of life, and information, and photos, then the chat is usually interesting as well. If the profile is blank, just empty space, then the chat is probably going to be purty empty as well.
Even if the profile is well filled out, it still doesn't mean the chat is going to be memorable. But I figure the only way to really meet someone online is to chat with them, and find out what they're like.
Even if the profile is well filled out, it still doesn't mean the chat is going to be memorable. But I figure the only way to really meet someone online is to chat with them, and find out what they're like.
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Quote by MrandMrsB
What is your vibrator?
A large black butt plug.
I'll try "What is George Bush's favorite nightstand accessory", Alex.
And for my next answer, let's go with "Purple, with pink and blue polka dots..."