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And the Lifetime Achievement Award goes to Carlos Santana...
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MrNudiePants
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Mekhala
I agree! I can't take anyone with a mullet seriously.
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A lady went to her local drugstore and asked the pharmacist shyly, "Sir, do you carry condoms in Extra Large size? "
"Yes, we do," the pharmacist replied. "Would you like to buy some? "
"No, " she replied, "But can I stand here for a while to see if anyone else does? "
"Yes, we do," the pharmacist replied. "Would you like to buy some? "
"No, " she replied, "But can I stand here for a while to see if anyone else does? "
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I'm certainly no expert, and I have no clue how they judge these things, but seeing poor Yuna Kim lose was heart breaking. I thought they had changed the scoring system to make it harder for the judges to slant their votes.
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
I also have to give a shout out to the Russian pair of Elena Ilinykh and Nikita Katsalapo for their bronze medal winning performance in Ice Dance. This particular lift, which was set to exactly the right moment in the music, was a real showstopper. I kept thinking of Mila Kunis in Black Swan though.
All I've got to say is, God I'd hate to be that guy's balls at that moment. I know nothing of figure skating's scoring methods or means. I just like to watch the girls' asses.
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Curling is the sport for athletes who like to get smashed on Aqvavit and sing drinking songs at the top of their voices in between throws.
How do you know curling was invented for women to play? The brooms.
How do you know when a curler is to drunk to throw? Don't know. It's never happened yet.
I'll quit now. ..
How do you know curling was invented for women to play? The brooms.
How do you know when a curler is to drunk to throw? Don't know. It's never happened yet.
I'll quit now. ..
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Quote by LadyX
Evidence, please.
What makes her a "HO", exactly? Wagging her tongue and shaking her ass? Or is it a lack of clothing? By those definitions, are lingerie models all whores as well?
Hey, get outta here with all that logic and tolerance and shit! What's life worth if you can't drag people you've Never met and know next to nothing about through the mud?
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my enemy's soul.
That's way better than what I had. I just had a protein bar.
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Good thing you quieted down quite a bit since then... allowed the site to grow to the membership it is now.
Your forum rank should be: new member repellant.
Then yours should be Asshole Extraordinaire.
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Crap! They made me fuck everyone! Of course, it was a lot easier back then. There were only a few thousand of us.
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
But what that's got to do with panties?
Just a diminutive. Pants, pantaloons, pantalones, panties.
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Why is there a pair of panties but only one bra?
That's really an easy one. A 'pant' or 'pantleg' was the covering for a single leg. It took two pants, fastened in the center via buttons or laces, to make 'a pair of pants'.
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I'm similar to Nikki on this. If it got back to me that somebody called me a hot piece of ass, I'd be somewhere between indifferent and flattered (depending on who it was). But if they said it directly to me, I'd return vicious fire.
hmm...now I feel bad about the fact that I regularly refer to hot guys as "a hot piece". In my defense, I never say it to them.
Speaking just for myself, guys WANT to be referred to as a hot piece. You didn't know?
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Quote by sprite
in my experience, Sprite and semen do not mix.*giggles*
okay.
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[Quote=LadyX]
So- why you bitches wanna start this beef
and not invite the X? Fuck it, I'll be brief
I know: Oakland guera with the rhyme and the flow
and I know: ginger bomb, tryna steal this show
And you can banter with the best o'them
goin' neck'n'neck and then
Comin' with the 'oosh' and the backwards cap,
and then what?
Drop the King, like you knew that dude,
and then what?
Where do you go, once you run that course?
You gonna claim the MC mantle now with no remorse?
So you hard Twomps bitch, yeah I get the news
'Bout the pint size Blondie with a super short fuse,
And Miss Jones, oh my god, with the Botticelli game
If the carpet's matchin' drapes, can I see that flame?
Outta line?
Hell no, girl I got no shame.
Even if the play is stupid 'cuz I got no claim.
But I ain't fuckin' with you serious,
I ain't even delirious,
I'm just fightin' off the boredom, whicha you is most imperious?
You want some blindfolds, have a slapfight bout?
Maybe, see who amasses more Candyland clout?
Maybe you wonder why the sisters all tend to shout?
Maybe read y'own verse, you'll wanna snuff this out,
too.
Go back to Vandermeer, teachin' the lessons
Go back to Emma and the camera sessions.
Don't try the rap game, cuz' your shit ain't fresh
Or both your asses goin' down like Davey Koresh.
word.
(drops mic)
So- why you bitches wanna start this beef
and not invite the X? Fuck it, I'll be brief
I know: Oakland guera with the rhyme and the flow
and I know: ginger bomb, tryna steal this show
And you can banter with the best o'them
goin' neck'n'neck and then
Comin' with the 'oosh' and the backwards cap,
and then what?
Drop the King, like you knew that dude,
and then what?
Where do you go, once you run that course?
You gonna claim the MC mantle now with no remorse?
So you hard Twomps bitch, yeah I get the news
'Bout the pint size Blondie with a super short fuse,
And Miss Jones, oh my god, with the Botticelli game
If the carpet's matchin' drapes, can I see that flame?
Outta line?
Hell no, girl I got no shame.
Even if the play is stupid 'cuz I got no claim.
But I ain't fuckin' with you serious,
I ain't even delirious,
I'm just fightin' off the boredom, whicha you is most imperious?
You want some blindfolds, have a slapfight bout?
Maybe, see who amasses more Candyland clout?
Maybe you wonder why the sisters all tend to shout?
Maybe read y'own verse, you'll wanna snuff this out,
too.
Go back to Vandermeer, teachin' the lessons
Go back to Emma and the camera sessions.
Don't try the rap game, cuz' your shit ain't fresh
Or both your asses goin' down like Davey Koresh.
word.
(drops mic)
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Quote by sprite
i am going to share this, because... well, i want to. not the riskiest place, but today i masturbated to two orgasms on our back patio, setting in a chair, lap top on the patio table. no pants on, no panties. just a tee and a hoodie. oh, and i peed right before i climaxed the first time. there. i put that out there. now, if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go hide my face for several weeks.
You truly are my hero.
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Okay...
A. Thanks, Jeff, but where the fuck were you yesterday, when I coulda used that information?
and
B. Yeah, I don't think I'll find what I"m interested in that site, but... yeah. Thanks, Jeff.
A. Thanks, Jeff, but where the fuck were you yesterday, when I coulda used that information?
and
B. Yeah, I don't think I'll find what I"m interested in that site, but... yeah. Thanks, Jeff.
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Quote by LOVES4PLAYI had a watchdog once, but it was always running late. Traded it off for a new cuckoo clock.
I HAD SEVERAL PET PEEVES , Took up to much of my time. Traded Them off for my new watch dog.
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I'm definitely going to try and find El Dorado hot springs. It's a decent drive to get there, though, and I can't find any current phone number or anything for them. There's also Arizona Royal Villa Resort, right in town that I may stop by. They may let me hang out by the pool even though I'm not a guest.
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Hmm. Yeah, I can see me going to St Mary's Basilica, or the Children's Museum. 
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I leave for Phoenix. Somebody please help me find some interesting things to do in Phoenix...
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Holy Post Necrophilia, Batman!
I'm bringing this one back from the dead to add my own two cents in. I finally saw this movie, and I have a couple words to say.
Actually, it's just five words.
Kerry Washington, butt-ass naked.
Damn.
I'm bringing this one back from the dead to add my own two cents in. I finally saw this movie, and I have a couple words to say.
Actually, it's just five words.
Kerry Washington, butt-ass naked.
Damn.
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Quote by Liz
So, looks like I have myself a date.
Congratulations! I was expecting you to coma back saying that the name was supposed to have been "Clarence", but he passed out before he finished.
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Yes, but only if I'm making love to myself. If there's another person involved, it's just a huuuuuuuuge distraction...
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I think I'm qualified for that job.
(kneels down, lifts exposed penis, examines all sides studiously)
"Let's see here...okay, I see some nice veining here, and that's always a plus, both visually and as friction against the inner walls. I do also see some spiderwebbing though...I'm guessing that means you either used a penis pump or fell for some other gimmick. That will subract some value, but otherwise it's a very nice specimen. The glans is nice and big, and the shaft gets a little wider as it descends, and the women always appreciate that. You're forty years old...I'd say your payday would be much better if you were in your early twenties, but still impressive nonetheless, and it will retain much of its value well into your fifties. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to assess this; I'll price your cock at $16,500."
So... Do you price those by the inch, by or by the pound?