And in other news today, it was announced that a large, random assortment of grumpy old politicians plan on locking themselves up in a giant auditorium and holding a huge popularity contest to determine who is rightfully Gods voice on earth...
You're so ugly, they had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you.
Damn. I was gonna guess "Chrysler".
But if you n mate the garage stood dirty motor oil?
I have simple tastes (for the most part). I'm good with Chivas.
If you can reach out and touch 'em, they're real.
<------- All me. Why the hell would someone pretend to look like that???
It hasn't happened yet. It'll be interesting the first time it does.
I'm good with all three - two piece, one piece, and no piece.
More depends on the lady's body shape and her confidence level. The right bathing suit can enhance a lady's natural shape, and the wrong one can detract from it. And a beautiful lady of whatever shape, wearing the most beautiful bathing suit in the world, will still look less attractive if she doesn't have the confidence it takes to be proud of who she is.
Absolutely. I had an experience once where saw something I first thought was just a dream. Turns out, my "dream" interacted with someone in another room just after I watched it walk out of the room I was in. Both of us thought we were just imagining things until we happened to compare notes. I still get goosebumps.
Fucking ouch! Not only have I never tried, just the idea makes me wince in pain. My dick doesn't bend that way unless it's totally soft, and what good would it be then?
Fucking ouch! Not only have I never tried, just the idea makes me wince in pain.
Definitely not The Hobbit. Sorry Peter. Doesn't match up to LOTR in any way.
Damn, I gotta helluva lotta catching up to do.
