“Juan, I have your problem figured out,” he says. “That is not a cock you have; it is a giant clit. You're a sissy. I'll show Irene how to treat you from now on. You'll enjoy that I'm sure. Irene will spend the rest of the night with me. You can go back to your room. I'll be leaving to go back in the morning. I expect that I'll be seeing a lot of Irene in Barcelona. Next Saturday night I'm hosting a party to which you are...