We live in a nice home on a cul-de-sac in a nice neighborhood in a nice development outside a large metro area. Big home on a big lot, like the rest of the development. The husbands are all professional types, commuting into the urban jungle, doing whatever professional husbands do. We are all well enough off that none of the wives works. Not so well off that we can afford housekeepers. Household ages mid to late 40s. Chi...

When I got home, I parked the mower in the garage. Mom's car was gone. Thank God, it was Friday, she was out getting groceries. I put my shirt, shorts, and the rest of my clothes into the washing machine and started it. Next, a long hot shower with plenty of soap to get rid of any remaining evidence. Then, those towels to the washer. I was taking no chances there would be anything left to rat me out. After dinner, I drove...

The next day, I was on the Beckman lawn. I had gone from no pussy to two prospects. True, they were a little older (Okay, a lot older), but pussy is pussy. Mulling future escapades, I parked the mower behind the house, knocked on the door, calling out as I entered, "Mrs. Beckman, I'm done." She was right there, standing just inside the doorway. My eyes took a snapshot. Brain: LOOK AT THAT! If those yoga pants were any tig...

It was early afternoon the next day when I finished Mrs. Segal's lawn. Her husband had passed away about two years ago, and she had stayed on as one of the coffee klatch. She always had a cold drink ready for me when I finished, and on this hot afternoon I was really looking forward to it. I knocked on her patio door, opened it and called out. She came into the kitchen from the front and, with a beaming smile, told me to...

It was Saturday night, and I had struck out. Again. Plenty of pussy on the pavilion, but when I slow-rolled the pussy wagon, they just tittered behind their hands. I even briefly considered quail hunting, but that lyric from Jim Croce's song, "Five Short Minutes," kept running through my head. I was tempted, though. Three or four more years (or five or six for some, but FUCK they were SO FUCKING HOT!). But I'm too young t...