Then there was the redneck hillbilly whose house blew away in a tornado, and his buddy says, "Shoot, no problem we can retrailer it for ya!"
I've gotten a couple of user's guides that could use manuals.
Then again maybe the best advise is ignore the manual, "pls see real product"
"Nobody move or the rabbit gets it!"
You've got to love the little tag below the Dildo headline, "Win 1 of 3 family passes to see the Wiggles"
I remember when I was a kid a bunch of my grandma's friends talking about old expressions. One of these sweet little old ladys says that they used to say, "He could put his shoes under my bed anytime!"
Everyone reacts a little differently while Dad explains what it means to have the dog fixed.
"When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas..." Emo Phillips
Maybe it is just so much quicker to write Lol than to spell out his whole name...
Larry Oliver Longfellow
Maybe there was a sign that said "Fine for lewd behavior" and he tought, "Well, if it's fine..."
At first it sounded like the Double Rainbow guy was getting a hummer while enjoying the scenery. Then it became apparent that he must have spent the afternoon gathering mushrooms. In answer to his repeated question, "What does it mean?" It means you are not so good at picking out the "safe" mushrooms, dude.
A side note on the Hay Guy. I sure hope for his sake that was a two wire bailer and not a three wire bailer! Yikes!
Hay now, that's quite an ingeneous instant costume machine, and halloween is coming up!
As a my old a buddy, Chico say, "Imma guessa thatsa fake!"