It inspired me thinking of further evolution, you will either love or hate this. I'm guessing that since you seem to like all things bike, you will like it. That is the spirit in which it is intended.
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Smiley Guru
Let's think about this for a minute.
This woman let her dog lick her coochie, and stupidly turned in evidence about herself.
Now we are going to reward her with a roof over her head and three square meals a day for 2 to 4 years or so.
From the US courts report on Incarcertion Cost available here...
"In fiscal year 2007, it cost $24,922 to keep someone incarcerated in a Federal Bureau of Prisons facility for 12 months, and $22,871 to keep an inmate incarcerated in a community correction center."
Who is the smart one here?
I'm glad we have a government that is willing to protect us from our own stupidity at any cost.
This woman let her dog lick her coochie, and stupidly turned in evidence about herself.
Now we are going to reward her with a roof over her head and three square meals a day for 2 to 4 years or so.
From the US courts report on Incarcertion Cost available here...
"In fiscal year 2007, it cost $24,922 to keep someone incarcerated in a Federal Bureau of Prisons facility for 12 months, and $22,871 to keep an inmate incarcerated in a community correction center."
Who is the smart one here?
I'm glad we have a government that is willing to protect us from our own stupidity at any cost.
That was funny!
Smiley Guru
Quote by roccotool
Southwest's Sports Illustrated Plane Featuring Bar Refaeli Is Offending Passengers
Tuesday , March 03, 2009
But wait Roc, there is more to the story.
Coffee Tea or Hypocracy on Southwest
This tells about a hot young woman was told to pull down her miniskirt, pull up her top, wear a blanket, or get thrown off the Southwest plane.
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Smiley Guru
Or they could start searching men for penises. It would make sense that only those who intend to use them would bring theirs along, and since they are carrying that must mean they have intent.
Marking that the men are carrying a penis will be accomplished by issuing each male passenger noted to have his penis a ticket. Non-ticked male passengers are then assumed to not have their penis, and must therefore stay home.
Female passengers with tickets are also assumed to have no penis, however determining intent to use one is a much more subtle art and beyond the scope of this procedure.
If I ran an airline....
Passenger Seating Procedures....
Item 12. Upon noticing that a man traveling alone is carrying his penis, he should be seated with at least two attractive female passengers (of the age of consent) to double his chances of not having to keep his equipment stowed for the duration of the flight. Ideally this should be located in the section of the plane with the most attractive stewardess. These are all safety measures to insure that any underage passengers go unnoticed by unaccompanied penis wielding men.
Now that is flying the friendly skies!
Marking that the men are carrying a penis will be accomplished by issuing each male passenger noted to have his penis a ticket. Non-ticked male passengers are then assumed to not have their penis, and must therefore stay home.
Female passengers with tickets are also assumed to have no penis, however determining intent to use one is a much more subtle art and beyond the scope of this procedure.
If I ran an airline....
Passenger Seating Procedures....
Item 12. Upon noticing that a man traveling alone is carrying his penis, he should be seated with at least two attractive female passengers (of the age of consent) to double his chances of not having to keep his equipment stowed for the duration of the flight. Ideally this should be located in the section of the plane with the most attractive stewardess. These are all safety measures to insure that any underage passengers go unnoticed by unaccompanied penis wielding men.
Now that is flying the friendly skies!
Smiley Guru
I talk about my kids at work...work at home + homeschooled kids. )Plus I don't think it will hurt my chances of scoring with my wife to talk about them.)
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