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Maybe not in the town square, though I'm sure the exhibitionists would love to.
Interesting Pic Marcos. It would help for you to size them down to about 600 pixels wide so they fit on the screen, I have to scroll all over to see your pic.

How do you suppose those links of love seats came to be called that?

I suppose they could be a lot of fun for mutual masturbation. But then I've just got that kind of mind.
Hey Fystee, sorry to hear about your ankle. Here is something that I've had experience with that has healed sprains almost instantly.

If you massage the sprained area gently, not to cause pain or movement but just to work the tissue, you may start to notice an area that feels kind of like a sock filled with grains of rice or birdseed, just kind of crunchy. it may not be right where the sprain is, but usually close by. If you can massage this area, as you gently work it, the grainy feeling will start to break up and go away, as it does the pain you are feeling from the sprain will also tend to break up and release. Keep massaging gently until you feel the graininess is completely gone, you should be feeling some relief at this point. It's important to still give your body time to heal. If after you do this, even if it feels completely healed, take it easy, treat it as if it were still sprained as your body continues to heal over the next few days.

It may sound kooky, but it can really speed your recovery and help you feel much better right away.
Yes thank goodness we have the government/CPS/some hospital to tell us how to do things...they do everything so well!

Are we free to make our own mistakes and live with the consequences of our actions in a free society?

If she were to go for the $1MM why not have a few more kids? Maybe she will find a nice shoe to live in and they will write a children's poem about her.

Here is something to ponder...is this any worse/different than the Russian woman who had like 40 or 50 kids over 20 or so years?
You know...Milk and Cookies!

Hey that said, "...among the clues..." What else do you suppose he left?
Don't be fooled, that was all junk they couldn't sell. It was all bagged up for the trash already.

It's all just part of the deception.


Can you imagine how in the few frames where the guy fell as he was trying to bolt away it must have felt like trying to run in a nightmare?

He really got the hell out of there like any good worker, not just far enough away to get clear of the avalanche, but far enough away to deny involvement.

"Uh no...I really didn't see anything. It was break time and I was out here and uh... the shelf just went."

Quote by ellastar

well, he died.



Look on the bright side, he lingered for 11 days!
Given the circumstances I could see the other bar patrons testifying to the fact that the man simply spontaneously combusted.



Oh, as a clarification...The father and daughter wish to express their apologies that the mother did this in front of witnesses.
I am a big fan of bikes as transportation, but in the sex fetish department there are just so many other appealing possibilities.


I will admit though, I got my tongue frozen to my bike once on a very cold day when I was a kid.
I think it was a controlled demolition because look how the shelves crimped in the center then fell neatly into it's own footprint at nearly freefall speed. You can see dust from the squibs and if there were sound I'm sure that you could hear the store manager saying over the loudspeaker, "Pull aisle seven."

Ohhh! I have the Mega Memory program! I have just never remembered to keep listening to it all the way through.

In fact I saw an ad for the Mega Memory kit and considered ordering it, before realizing that I already own a copy.
Hey! Wait a minute.

We all liked the girl having sex with a bicycle over here...

But the poor guy in #4 gets arrested for the same thing, only he was in the semi-privacy of a hostel and she was in public.
She's keeping the rod up Marcos.

She's doing such a fine job of it that I haven't even gotten around to reading the joke.
Wow! That is something else. If you can get a girl to do that on a first date, just imagine how the rest of your relationship will go.

NOTICE: No rednecks were harmed in the making of this motion picture clip. That of course excludes those in the trial and error phase leading up to the creation of this particular clip.
Jude, that is a riot, having grown up in the city of Arvada, and knowing about the caliber of many of the fine people in the City Council, particularly the Mayor...What a group of geniuses!
Here is a pic from gigapxl.org. The Gigapxl project is a camera that this man made that takes a photographic plate with a billion pixels. The resolution is stunning and you can zoom into great detail on any point in the photo.


From the same photo...


DB's photo of the unnamed city above reminded me of this. I believe that picture is from a panoramic camera, and done from the roof of a building. I like to know how photos are made and that one caught my attention.

Now B and Z may get back to showering their affections on each other!


Nice story about the Cadillac Ranch DB. It's an interesting place. Fun for photos.
Love the wide angle DB. Do you know the particulars of how that was made?


I have done some half baked stitched wide angle things, but I got a lot of distortion.


Quote by DBarclay
The comedian Benny Hill was that way inclined.


Is that true DB? You wouldn't think so with his particular brand of comedy. I rather like to think of him as a role model in the Sensuous Dirty Old Man sort of way.
Oh yeah, Bat's right Marcos. Just try calling your wife a different name and see how that works out for ya.

Everyone likes people to remember their name.

Whoa Marcos, variation on a theme on the next escapee pic.
That's pretty bad. I guess we each make our own hell.
Oh yeah, we enjoyed the rest of the show quite a bit. There were some very talented dancers there. They offered a "free" lunch with the cover. The food was so bad the girls would be saying thinks like, "You're here for the lunch, really?"

It's a happy memory.
I'm not really a big graphic guy. I just threw that together as a sort of mock up. My flash experience is pretty limited, and was from a long time ago.

I am flattered that you liked my little old sign though
I once went to lunch at a strip club with two divorced young bachelor friends of mine. They got most excited when the hostess, who didn't dance, came out and cleaned the stage and pole. They clapped they cheered, they tried to tip. Both wishing to find a girl that would do that at their place.