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Albert Einstein Reincarnated as a dog, discovers grand unification theory, defies gravity, and still can't make anyone understand!



Shameless! Control yourself!


Samuel Jackson, "Now That is some repugnant shit!"



Jason Bourne, "I don't know how I do it but I know the shooter is in this wheat field somewhere."


Please make it stop!
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"Pensylvania had better watch out for the white stuff coming their way!"
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Quote by chefkathleen
He reminds me of Crocodile Dundee. Looks right proud of himself, doesn't he?


I'll see your Crocodile Dundee, and raise you a Wolverine, Chef!
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Hey Marcos, That's a cool indicator that shows your heart rate on your shirt while you are standing next to the hottie!
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I like that there is a rubber chicken on the floor. If you're going to be messy it may as well be funny!
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Quote by Algol



I read an article about this guy several years ago. He has always felt that he is a cat, and has had plastic surgeries, lip splitting. tattooing, piercing with special whisker wires for above his lips, dental modification, and special contact lenses so he could feel more at home with himself. Though he was kind of depressed as he had little money and no one wanted to give him a job.

Well hello!



Maybe he could get a job as a bouncer at the Kit Kat Club.
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NO! Not the suction cup MOOBS! The stereo behind him.
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He looks like he's about to shoot off his balls in that pic.

Here is another, almost as wierd.

If he's in the US he does have a right to keep and bare arms, but I'm not so sure about the rest of him.
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Reminds me of the Moody Blues...."Breathe deep, the gathering gloom"
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I've seen so many cool talks from TED. Fascinating topics and really well put together. I'd go to one of their conferences.
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What kind of irresponsible reporting is this where they talk about 40LL breasts and don't even show a picture?

Not to worry. I got ya covered!
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Quote by hizlylsextoy
I opted for the rings, been told they were sexier.


Definitely sexier, good choice!
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Wow! Talk about your sloppy seconds.

That's enough to make someone barf a second time.
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Why, I think I would buy a piece of property, that I own, from myself for say $85,000,000,000.00 at the end of 5 hours I give back the $85B property, the remaining $3B, and just be happy that the property sold.

Forget that the tax value on the property is $50K. The value of an item is the price a seller and a buyer agree is fair.
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Quote by hizlylsextoy
Well to update you all, I got them pierced last night. It hurt like hell, but I am glad I did it.


Congratulations! I think pierced nipples are VERY SEXY!

Rings or barbells?
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Quote by Evangeline
7) England is the country with the biggest breasts

I didn't know that countries have breasts.

Seriously, do you suppose that is an individual with the largest breasts, or they have the largest average size for their population. Most importantly, where does the breast size to total body weight ratio figure into this? Beacuse, you know, that is very important.

Also


Quote by Evangeline
6) Breasts are NOT the first thing a guy looks at

But they are worth going back to as often as you can without getting caught!
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Mr. Plow, You may earn the title "Professor Drill Sargent" with this one!



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