One wife says, "He loves me in all ways," she said, adding: "We will not be living in the same house..."
Well I guess with some spouses you like them better the less they are around.
If we weren't supposed to eat animals, how come they are all made of meat?
I like the list...but it was not Bill Gates.
From the internet...
Microsoft chairman Bill Gates neither wrote the words nor delivered them in a speech to high school students or anyone else. As happens with alarming frequency online, a text written by one person came to be falsely attributed to another and due to endless repetition the attribution stuck and became accepted as fact.
The text itself a pared-down version of an op-ed piece that appeared in the San Diego Union-Tribune on September 19, 1996. It was written by Charles J. Sykes, best known as the author of "Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good about Themselves, but Can't Read, Write, or Add." Drastically edited by person(s) unknown, it began making the email rounds under Bill Gates' name in February 2000 and is still, as of this writing in 2005, far more often attributed to Gates than to Sykes - which is unfortunate, but, like the man said: Life isn't fair; get used to it.
That is too funny. There's one guy in there that looks like Garth...
Party on Garth!
Sweet! They are teaching animal husbandry and hypocrisy in one lesson. What a time saver!
I LLLLLike it! It's like the Agent Smith earphone version of the soundtrack!
Reminds me of when I was a wee lad. If only someone had listened to Chef and thrown her a sammich, maybe Karen Carpenter would still be around.