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They should include a website where you can order them for someone special to you!
I love the analogy, it's very funny and fits the old standard.

However, I disagree with the old standard. It is time to stop shunning women for their sexuality and accept them for the sensual sexual goddesses they are so capable of being.
One of the many hazards of Popedom. We all have our crosses to bear.
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her suggestion is that i take her rabbit up the ass!!!!


I'd stay away from the animals if I were you.

Do you suppose that is a standard calendar that she gets from her insurance agent?
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A Sharpie pen or marker in the vag/pooper is a pretty common household toy.


...and it makes filling out Christmas cards so much more interesting!
The moral of the story is that if a pedestrian flashes her tits it's OK to run her over.
I guess that if a naked girl has to have on a couple items of clothing, knee pads would be surprisingly useful choice!
They say women go for guys who can make them laugh.affUeEldyuXvAxMa
The solution isn't bigger seats...it's smaller doors!


Airline seating is always such a crap shoot I can imagine, the conversation....

Passenger: You have my two seat reservations?
Ticket Agent: Yes sir right here. You are in seats 17B and 24D!
If she's playing Eve in the church play, I'm sure they will have a good showing!
I don't want to be the guy in the PG-13 movie that everyone's pulling for. I want you to be
the guy in the rated R movie who you're not sure if you like.
A friendly neighbor always says....

Just let me know if you'd like help with ANYTHING around the house.
From the Wikipedia, "The first generally-accepted legal limit for blood alcohol concentration (BAC) was 0.15"

So he was just over the limit on the old days!


Here is something else from that entry....

"DUI plates
Sample version of Ohio's DUI plate mandated on DUI offenders with limited driving rights.

In 1967, Ohio began to issue special license plates to DUI offenders who are granted limited driving privileges such as work-related driving until a court can rule that they can have full privileges back. However, judges rarely enforced the plates, so in 2004, the plates became mandated by state law to all DUI offenders.[6] Unlike Ohio's standard-issue plates (which as of 2008 are red and blue on white), the DUI plates are yellow with red writing with no registration stickers or graphics. They are sometimes known as "party plates."[6] In Minnesota, DUI plates are referred to as "whiskey plates." [7]"

So that means all of New Mexico has party plates!
Well, I'm glad we could all decide how these people should spend their money and live their lives.





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Be sure to check out the link too, there is a whole erotic world of bike sex out there...Who knew?
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It's so sexy when you're subtle Nic...Grrrrooowwwww!
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What if I lift it for her?


I'm inclined to think that makes you a gentleman Rocco!
Quote from the movie Fools Gold...

Tess Finnegan: [as they sit in an airplane] We're flying! How do you know how to do this?
Ben 'Finn' Finnegan: Playstation!
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We both know better than to look here. and yet we do it anyway.UkUfudqdMBHGdNt8


These replies made me chuckle.ejJ5ME5UGz2OnFWd
Some things in this photo look photo shopped to me, but it sure does look like Black's Beach in CA to me.
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ok so let me get this straught u have some sweet loving animals. then u have morons duck taping babies to a wall?


I'm pretty sure that is a duct tape snuggly. You just peel baby and all off the wall and tape them onto mama! Plus there is a toy right there! So convenient!
She's really getting a leg up on her career.


I wonder why the guy on the right is taking a picture of the back of her knee?? I guess everyone has their own fetish.