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Porgy87
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male, 79
0 miles · Boston
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Senior Analyst
I hope you ordered your cocktail in a to-go cup, Tamar, because you'll be drinking it off-stage with the others while I sip cranberry juice in the Sexiest Chair. Ta-ta!
Edit: Nice of you to take Tamar's drink to her, VD dear, and you're very generous to buy the round! But none of it takes away from my sexiness. Sorry...
[BTW, Kiera sweetness, you left my delusional MEDS on the counter. The delusional bed is nice, but I've already got two. I hope you're enjoying yourself with the other Nearly Sexiest Folks.
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Edit: Nice of you to take Tamar's drink to her, VD dear, and you're very generous to buy the round! But none of it takes away from my sexiness. Sorry...
[BTW, Kiera sweetness, you left my delusional MEDS on the counter. The delusional bed is nice, but I've already got two. I hope you're enjoying yourself with the other Nearly Sexiest Folks.
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Senior Analyst
Boy, you take one little bathroom break and the place gets overrun with interlopers. Kiera, you may feel a tad bit more comfortable interloping downstairs in the "Seconds" section. There's no shame in that, you know.
Only Firsts, such as my magnificent ownself, sit here. And as the sexiest of the Firsts, I'm excusing the rest of you for the day. Well, for the eon. Bye! Don't let the doorknob hit you!
Only Firsts, such as my magnificent ownself, sit here. And as the sexiest of the Firsts, I'm excusing the rest of you for the day. Well, for the eon. Bye! Don't let the doorknob hit you!
Senior Analyst
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Senior Analyst
I am completely fucking up to here with the self-centered nonsense that spills out of your mouth like loose turds . If you had a single fucking brain cell that worked, you might be able to hear yourself bullshitting, you mindless fuck.
You fucking moron, you should have your vocal cords cut and your fingers cut off. ANYTHING to keep you from telling anyone fucking anything ever again. Piece of shit.
You fucking moron, you should have your vocal cords cut and your fingers cut off. ANYTHING to keep you from telling anyone fucking anything ever again. Piece of shit.