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Primal
Over 90 days ago
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LOL, nicola, why the finger? Whats the back story here?
Predator.

Had a joke similar to this, I can't remember it verbatim though.
This happened to me twice, each time was mental. Once was when my partner made fund of me right before, killed it LOL. The other was realizing I was turned on by the idea of it, but about to actually do it, killed it LOL.

It's probably mental, and he is probably crushed, very embarrassed. It's humiliating.
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love you too Lydia. now we just need some more to join the cause. any guys want to become forum whores lol ... primal? ...



Hey I suggested forum whores to Lydia in the first place, so I'm already enlisted I suppose lol

Practice what you preach right?


Actually we thought it up at the same time.
But, I happily night you the Primal Male Forum Whore!


Yeah I didn't word that very well.



LOL I made a simple little sig bar for it ha ha ha.

http://www.userbars.com/
I didn't see it, but apparently the part people upset about is when he pushed another man's face into his crotch. I still don't think it's a big deal, but it did probably cause a few bibles to hit the floor.

Which, makes me laugh.


Silly boys, dicks are for chics!

lol just kidding.
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What about if it's a shockingly hard slap that shocks you? What does that mean?


It means I either have beer courage, or most likely misjudged the force I was exerting on your bottom. If you didn't like it, it means I am now searching for a door to hide behind, or if you liked it I am probably doing it again.
I'm at my parents house. Posting from my phone while Home Alone is on for the I think 3rd time today. People are cooking and getting things ready in the kitchen and dining room. We seem to be flipping back and forth between Home Alone and a NFL game. Some relatives are outside, but it's kind of cold and rainy. There are lots of little white mushrooms all over the grass as I look out the window, kind of cool, I wish my yard was like that. Kind of reminds me of Alice in Wonderland, only on a micro scale.

I am kind of bored a little, I don't have much to talk about with my relatives. Oh well, there is going to be candied sweet potatoes and pumpkin pie so I will survive!

lol
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I just watched, "The Day the Earth Stood Still". I thought it pretty decent for a Keanu Reeves flick, but the ending? Just once, I'd like to see a movie where the world really does end. I wonder how well that would go over with the Box Office! And now we are off to watch reruns of REALLY old Saturday Night Live's!


What about the recent remake of Battlestar Galactica?
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love you too Lydia. now we just need some more to join the cause. any guys want to become forum whores lol ... primal? ...



Hey I suggested forum whores to Lydia in the first place, so I'm already enlisted I suppose lol

Practice what you preach right?
I understand what you mean wellmade, I was just concerned that you were using a pretty broad stroke calling reptile owners "cretins". Mice, rats, rabbits and some birds (if a tree snake) are normal food for snakes, depending on what species and size.

However, you can usually tell when someone is posting a perfectly legitimate feeding video and when someone is just a douche and feeding strange animals to their snake. These types of people are ass clowns and are looked down upon inside the reptile community, they give responsible owners a bad name. Some feeding videos are legitimate and some are 12 year olds being idiots.

And yes, I chose the ball for its size and docile temperament.
No it's not Rocco, you just need to sit on top of a bookshelf to get into position. Or stack a bunch books and things from around the room to build a podium to perch on.
Are you going to differentiate between someone blatantly promoting another site and a member who simply belongs to two erotic story sites and posts unique stories to each one? What if Lush is the second erotic story site they found, but they enjoy it so now they have friends and stories on each site? Do know what I mean?

An example, a friend gives you a link to read a story which has been published previously on another site, they are not promoting the other site, but simply found Lush second and now want to stay active on both sites, is this okay?

I just hope you don't ban people who simply belong to more than one site, and rather only the people who are blatantly here to promote a competitor get the axe. I'm just hoping no innocents get their heads cut off is all! lol.
When you said that, I thought of this goofy episode of Dr. Who (the new one, not the old very british one)... wait, what am I saying, the new one is very british.


Go figure hunh?
I'm a reptile fan. I have a Ball Python but I feed him frozen/thawed large mice.

I don't feed live prey, but not because I think it's wrong, only that it is potentially dangerous for the snake. A live mouse or rat could bite and harm the snake.

I have no problem with the cycle of life, and reptiles eating prey animals is normal, natural and there is nothing wrong with it. However, I do not like feeding live prey, so I am happy that my snake was fully weened off live prey when I bought him.

Animals eat other animals, that is life.
LOL. well, yeah, but I think it's a clip from that obedience training show on Animal Planet.

Maybe it's just me, but I laugh out loud at how funny the dog looks and how focused he is on the cupcakes. His eyes get me every time.
Aw geez, you guys are missing it, the power of the cupcakes is overcoming him, he can't handle the cupcakes.

He want's them so bad LOL
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Say Primal,, looks like Santa has his hands full,, So you take the ffffnn milk and cookies I"ll go help him !



I recant my statement. Will now thumb fight you for the titties.
Her bikini was special made, maybe her shoes are too? Or maybe she gets them from the same place NBA players do?
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1st of all I hope your cousin is very much alive.
2nd There is loads of thing on the internet that we get e-mailed, the problem is, is that our curiosity gets the better of us. This is where we get into trouble, as we end up seeing images we really shouldn't have.
3rd In time those images will get blurry in your mind after a while.
4th Learn something from this, do something in your area to stop people speeding etc. Run an advertising campaign in a local paper to curb speeding, this way you'll feel like you have done something for future drivers.

I really hope your cousin is still alive and that I didn't miss read what you typed.
Honey xx


Oh she is, they are just very similar looking and around the same age, so it all kind of combined to get to me.




And this made me realize how stupid I was as a teen, at least three times I was in a car going over 100mph for FUN.... I feel lucky that I nor anyone else wasn't killed.
Wow.... like I just said in chat, I would be nervous at first....







.... like male mantis.