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Primal
Over 90 days ago
Male, 44
United States

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Santa looks busy this year, so we get to keep the cookies and milk for ourselves
LOL I thought of these deep fried BBQ beef burritos I really like at this little street side restaurant in downtown Seattle.
Quote by Catnip
If I could find a comfortable way to do it...
Otherwise, no.
(like if I could take my head off and place it down there.... oh it would change the world. :P

(Im not sure, but I think there's a similar post like this one.)




LOL catnip... I'm not sure if that was erotic, disturbing or a good combination of each!

Quote by WellMadeMale
When I see something horrible anymore...





About all I can do is laugh...and slowly shake my head.





LOL... got to love the internets!
Curious question for you Woman, what about students at the university who are not in your class? Or all students, period?
I think this is in the wrong section of the forum.
Woman! Found my favorite bumper sticker, and I'm going to let the funniest rapper say it for me:



The other day Woman was the chat room pimp, she even had a big hat and I was one of her hoes.
I make the world a better place, at least once a day, sometimes twice a day.
Quote by Bunny12
My day would be perfect if I had my slave in bondage servicing all my deviant needs!!!



Are you taking applications?

Quote by Woman
My flowers wouldn't die so soon! Or my coffee pot were closer! The floor is really really cold and my slippers are over there!



Woman! You need more Doc Brown, he can invent something for you!



Hmmmm sometime this evening I will pick my favorite one and make it
Yes, it's pretty unreal when you really think about it and what it means.





For wellmade and Lydia (and WOman... you too!):


I have a hard time sleeping, usually get around 3-6 hours each day. I am tired all the time.

I have sleep issues. Mind is always racing and I have to play music and listen to it so I won't think so much. Sometimes I psyche myself out and actually fear sleeping. I jerk up and awake gasping for air and disoriented, sometimes it feels like my heart is racing and I have panicked a couple times thinking something was wrong and jumped out of bed to run to the phone. But, I calmed down and realized I was fine when I got into the living room. This has happened several times the last few years.

The worst is getting headaches from not enough sleep, makes work hard.
I have a hard time sleeping, usually get around 3-6 hours each day. I am tired all the time.

I have sleep issues. Mind is always racing and I have to play music and listen to it so I won't think so much. Sometimes I psyche myself out and actually fear sleeping. I jerk up and awake gasping for air and disoriented, sometimes it feels like my heart is racing and I have panicked a couple times thinking something was wrong and jumped out of bed to run to the phone. But, I calmed down and realized I was fine when I got into the living room. This has happened several times the last few years.

The worst is getting headaches from not enough sleep, makes work hard.
He is very smart. Justin Timberlake's boobie incident with Janet Jackson did not hurt either of their careers.

Publicity is publicity.
*makes a mad dash for the bed and hides under the covers before Lydia notices*
Lydia is cock blocking me sad

No coffee and no boom boom.