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Thanks Bear. In that case, got anything in the way of a single-barrel bourbon hiding under the bar? Glad I didn’t have to do the whole “Oh no! Did I leave my wallet at home?” thing when I saw the tab!
How about an Elmer T. Lee 100 Year Tribute Single Barrel Bourbon? Perhaps a double?
Class in a glass, Bear! But only if you’ll share one with me…erm, on the house, right?
Thanks Bear. In that case, got anything in the way of a single-barrel bourbon hiding under the bar? Glad I didn’t have to do the whole “Oh no! Did I leave my wallet at home?” thing when I saw the tab!
The place looks pretty empty…so DRINKS ON ME!!!
Celebrating my first Recommended Read! My head barely fit through the door…
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/historical/an-orgasm-at-owl-creek-bridge-2
one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater…in my pants
Kimmibegood, I tried to leave this comment on your Fucking Blind story but it was too long.
Fantastic story! When I was very young, my cousins in Missouri took me to a haunted house put on by their high school or church or whatever. It was probably lame, but I was young enough to be scared…and old enough to appreciate one thing: in one room, a coffin was propped against a wall and when we walked through, a girl painted up like a vampire sprang out of it and wrapped her arms around me. I was TERRIFIED…but my siblings and cousins were even more scared and bolted into the next room while the vampire dragged me into her coffin. “Shh, be cool. You’re OK. I’m not gonna hurt you.” she said and pulled the lid shut on us to wait for whatever signal would mean another party was coming through the room. I was only 10 or 11, so she was way taller than me and I could feel her breasts against the back of my neck. I’m not sure, but I don’t think I had ever been close to a girl’s breasts. As I write this, 40+ years later, I still feel them on my neck and shoulders. I may have been terrified when she dragged me in, but in the minute or two that passed in that coffin, I decided I didn’t want to leave. When the next group of kids came through, she pushed me out of the coffin at the screaming kids and closed the lid again. I stood there alone for a few seconds, then followed them out. I looked dazed when I got outside to my family. They were so apologetic. Even though I told them what happened, I didn’t know how to tell them what HAPPENED. They thought I was traumatized.
I had discovered boobs.
Anyway, I loved this story and love that it dredged up that memory for me. Great storytelling!
Nothing like walking out in the morning to -8F temps to make you question your life choices. Three coffees, please—one to drink, two to pour in my boots.
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Early afternoon here it's a clear day with 28F always enjoy breaking up the ice in the horse water trough. By the way I've not seen any football chatter in here. So here I go .. GO CHIEFS.
As a life-long Chiefs fan, I have to say that Sunday night’s game may have ended football for me. I died and was resuscitated, died and was resuscitated, so many times in those last 5 minutes that I fear another season will end me.
I’ll have bourbon, please, for courage. You ever serve BBQ in this joint?
~Reagent
Congratulations to all of you! I had a lot of fun reading this collection!
Good morning all! I would kill for a cup of that coffee…though I’ll try paying first.
When I logged in this morning there was a banner on the home page about audio stories. Hadn’t even noticed those before—and never saw an option to upload one. I see that they seem to have stopped last summer (but several of YOU—Kimmie, Bear—posted stories that I’m queuing up). Soooo…what’s up with that?
Sorry if this is the wrong place to post questions like this. I better have that coffee now!
Reagent
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Roll up, roll up one and all! It's time again for Rumps Regulars Raunchy, Racy Writings, featuring the greatest writers ever described in this post! So, without further ado, let's get started!
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Fuzzy1954 (Welcome back CARL!!!) – Cupids Forever Love (Love Poem)
PJH – The Former Paperboy ( Fantasies)
VioletVixen – Of Milk and Honey (Lesbian)
DeviantSusie – Keeping it in the family - a trilogy -part 1
DeviantSusie – Keeping It In The Family - A Trilogy - Part 2 (Cheating)
Reagent264 – The Providence House Hotel (Swingers)
KimmiBeGod – Another Furry Thing (Flash)
PJH – A Collision On The Dance Floor - Part 3 (Mature)
Reagent264 – The Key (Wife Lovers)
Reagent264 – The Key – Part 2 (Wife Lovers)
KistinsPencil – The Undressing (Micro)
CarltonStJames – Ever Fucked A Trophy Wife? (Hardcore)
DonnaCupcake – Discovery (Flash)
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And there you have it! This week's most profound, important writing since…last week.
Enjoy!
Thanks for posting, Bear! Read it top to bottom! You should warn us new folks to hydrate before we tackle such a list!
Hi all,
I’m still new to this joint so I hope I don’t ruffle any feathers, poke any Bears, or any spiders if I steal a donut (whatever’s left) before I order up a bourbon whiskey. I confess, I’ve been trying to follow this thread but it ain’t easy…though you’re always in such good spirits, I keep trying.
I posted a two-parter (https://www.lushstories.com/stories/wife-lovers/the-key-7 and https://www.lushstories.com/stories/wife-lovers/the-key-part-2) that seem to be doing OK. We’ll, actually, part 1 had some ones in the ratings, but haters gonna hate. I’ve got what I think is my best story in the moderators queue, though.
My wife and I just finished a LLOOOONNGGG road trip, during which she read a dozen or so stories out loud to pass the time. We both squirmed so much in our seats y’all might have thought Terance was hunting around down there. I do love the stories on Lush!
Good night!
~Reggie
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Welcome, Reagent264. So – a Golden Retriever, eh? Should we call you "Reggie", "Agent 264", or just not late for supper?
Thanks for the welcome! I like the sound of “Reggie”. Grateful to have a coffee now but looking forward to the cheap booze later! I posted a story on Saturday and have another couple on deck. Hope you like them.
Hi all and Happy New Year! I’m pretty new to the site but have really enjoyed poking around and reading some fantastic erotica. Ironically (because she spends so little time searching out erotica, compared to me), my wife turned me on to this site when she texted me a link to a story at work.
Anyway, I wanted to introduce myself and say how grateful I am to start the new year off with a new community to explore and (I hope) contribute to.
[I don’t know how you put those crazy signature images into your posts so imagine this a picture of a Labrador Retriever getting ready for a job interview.]
