Three from G.K. Chesterton:
"Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten."
"Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car."
"A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author."
Granted, your garden is free of marijuana.
I wish for a free meal at a gourmet restaurant.
The nose is wrong and I wear glasses, but Thomas Gibson is close.
I would have done so much better in school with teachers like that one, Shameless....
I'm deeply sorry for your loss, and glad we are a community you were able to share with. I hope the sharing was some small comfort.
Best of luck.
You clicked 126 times in 30 seconds.
Your caffeine level for today is:
Very High - Productive Worker, Jittery
While women weary and wary of clods drooling over themselves oftentimes mean that men feel the need for a 'plan', most guys that I know would simply be flattered by the approach.
"Hi, I'm [MMonroe]. Mind if I sit with you?" should work just fine if the guy isn't an arrogant jerk or an a relationship with someone who would find him sitting with a strange woman grounds for battle.
It depends where I start measuring the thumb, and how far I stretch the foreskin before getting out the ruler. Short answer: nope, not without fudging.
1. Do you believe in Monogamy..? Not without further proof of its existence. Call me a Monogamy Agnostic.
2. Do you enjoy outdoor sex? Yes, if memory serves.
3. Describe the perfect kiss… Lips gently pressing together, my tongue softly caressing her mouth until she opens it for me to probe, her hands in my hair, my hand on her breast, our naked bodies pressed hard against each other.
Damn forum ninjas.
1. Would you let yourself get a curable STD for a million dollars? Where do I sign up?
2. Are you attracted to other races more than your own? which one? No
3. If you could live anywhere where would you live? Florida, land of the hurricane
1. What was your most awkward sexual encounter?
2. Do you have a fetish you've been afraid to reveal to a sex partner?
3. If yes, what? If no, which of your fetishes do you think is the most difficult to discuss?
While no longer able to do this at the speed I could in high school, I can still bring myself to orgasm with no hands needed, through concentrated effort.
darn it. Image got fubar-ed.
That last woman fits the 'Hot Redhead' thread very nicely as well...
hehe i hope no one you'll have fun like me
That's discrimination, it is!
