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No way, though I suppose if a young woman wanted to pay me to help her lose her virginity, we could discuss it...
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ReallyHard
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
United States
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Raw, pickled octopus at a sushi bar is probably as strange as it's gotten for me.
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Quote by anastasiaHooray, Anastasia found my drunkard cousin! :d/ Thanks, guys, gals, and dogs.
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I voted for a day, but it depends entirely on the story. Some of them arrive fully formed in my head and need only Hephaestus to crack open my skull for them to leap forth complete onto the screen. Others are a mere whisper of an idea that I have to keep editing as the voice gains strength and confidence.
Thanks, Gav!
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6) It is illegal to walk your hippopotamus on the streets in NYC.
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Being 'invited' to a party because they wanted someone to stand and work the bar for free all night.
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Where do I sign up to stop eating the family's secret stuffing recipe for a million bucks?
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Yes, that's what I meant. I apologize if my phrasing was unclear.
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=d> That was wonderful, plowman. Now if you could only include one for 'affect' and 'effect'.
... I'm 5'7"
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Whenever I am on the Forums, I am unable to see my Friends list. Is this a design feature, or a bug of Firefox, or perhaps something that can be coded to correct?
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Hannibal's Wobbly Tribles Porter.
A porter is probably my favorite beer style, too.
A porter is probably my favorite beer style, too.
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Quote by roccotoolNew Orleans Salty Dog
What's a tasty drink to make with vodka and a few simple ingredients?
Ingredients:
* 5 oz Grapefruit juice
* 1 1/2 oz Vodka
* Coarse Salt
Mixing instructions:
Coat the rim of a highball glass with salt. Mix Vodka and Grapefruit juice in another glass with ice and pour into glass with salted rim.
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Megan Fox
Jacklyn Smith (yeah, dating myself)
Kathy Ireland
Julianne Moore
Angie Everhart
Zemanova
Nikki Cox
Selma Hayak
Ann Hathaway
Eliza Cuthbert and Charlize Theron are battling it out for the 10th spot on the list.... in my mind.
Jacklyn Smith (yeah, dating myself)
Kathy Ireland
Julianne Moore
Angie Everhart
Zemanova
Nikki Cox
Selma Hayak
Ann Hathaway
Eliza Cuthbert and Charlize Theron are battling it out for the 10th spot on the list.... in my mind.
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Perfect Rob Roy with a twist: 2.5 oz Scotch, 1/2 teaspoon dry vermouth, 1/2 teaspoon sweet vermouth, rim the glass with a lemon peel. Serve in a martini glass, or over ice.
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Quote by gypsymothBecause the OP is female, asking about how to tell her significant other, that's a reasonable assumption. I wouldn't think that respecting the OP's actual gender when framing our answers qualified as sexist. Maybe I'm old-fashioned that way.
Absolutely amazing that most people have assumed that it is the woman who is not in the mood.
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My ex's method was 'Did you want to keep that?'.... I can't say I recommend it, though....
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I bought some powdered water but I don't know what to add.
I poured spot remover on my dog; now he's gone.
I poured spot remover on my dog; now he's gone.
