Yes

Do you fantasize about having sex with someone that you can't?

Many, many times

Have you ever gone out on a date with one person, but then had sex with a different person, later?

/For a tour, helicopter for sure

Hot Air Balloon, or Parasailing?

Extremely important

Are you a better musician or a singer?

Four

How many US states, or Canadian provinces have you visited?

AC-DC

Keep on Lovin' You - REO Speedwagon

U is next

I have had a trip go awry because of weather, does that count?

HYE had a passenger on a flight you were on, be escorted off of the plane by the authorities?

Not that I care to mention

Are you related in any way, to someone famous?

A friend and I were hiking in Colorado. We turned a corner in the trail, and there standing in front of us was a huge Moose. We backed up and made our retreat carefully.

If you could have a wild animal as a pet, what would it be?

If it's sightseeing, then boat on the river, if its just relaxing, its cruise on the ocean

Next overseas trip......Europe or Asia?

Yes

Have you ever stood someone up for an arranged meeting?

Why thank you....

I prefer the Chocolate Shake

Flirt or be flirted with

Only right before they got their face slapped so hard, their eyes rolled back in their sockets.

Are you, or have you been with a squirter?

Lifestyle coaches, usually know very little about what you like.

Poem for the People - Chicago

XTC

Neither of those would ever happen, as my ex and I are on very poor terms...it would be a nightmare rather than a wet dream, but he would never be able to text me.

Sex on the balcony of a tall building or in the window of a hotel?

Yes, and I married him.

Have you ever had sex with the wrong twin?

Forward, backwards looks punkish

Have you ever peed in public and got wetter than you should have?

Neither, I am allergic to tree nuts

What is the worst pain you have ever endured?

YACHT

You are crazy, hurling tomatoes.

I am a Gatorade advocate.

Have you ever tasted urine, either accidentally or on purpose?

I will let you know when it happens.

Chat room or private messages

Who counts these things? I don't keep an abacus next to the bed and roll one over every time I cum. I have had several during a single sex session.

HYE given someone so many orgasms that they asked you to stop?

4, including myself

Have you ever passed out from an orgasm?

Not in the least

Have you had more partners of the same sex, or the opposite sex?

M&Ms

What is your favorite masturbatory scenario?

As it turns out, CA to the Czech Republic.

Have you ever had sexual thoughts about someone at a funeral?

Well, I dont like tattoos, so it will have to be a wild color for the hair.

Do you normally orgasm first, or your partner?