"Brutal" honesty

Is your navel an erogenous zone?

Yes, in my pool....it was another couple that we had invited over for some fun in the pool. My husband and I went into the house to get more snacks and drinks and when we came back out, he was sitting on the side of the pool and she was giving him a blowjob.

HYE had sex in a swimming pool?

Everything on it, except anchovies

Are you a good cook?

Calling someone by the wrong name,

Have you ever peed in a public pool?

That I did not die during my sleep.

Do you have a "routine" on the weekends?

Of those two choices…..classic novels

Spaghetti and Meatballs or Meat sauce