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Rembacher

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Straight Male, 42

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5 Mar 2011

The only one that I saw which worked well, and had four or five contributors was a story started by Juliasari. Unfortunately, since she left lush almost a year ago, that story is not around for me to point you to as an example of what works. Basically, she wrote an opening chapter which introduced a set of characters on a street in the suburbs, and then left it up to the contributors to decide which ones to write about, and what would happen. Since there were multiple households, multiple story lines could be written at the same time and woven together. She also requested that anyone who wanted to write an embellishment for the story contact her first, so she could ensure that no two people were working on the same characters, having them do conflicting actions.

3 Mar 2011

Quote by lafayettemister
Objective lately?

Marriage is no where near the ugliest institution. Anyone who enters into marriage knows what they're getting. I personally suck at it. But is it worse than religious fanatism? Capital Punishment? What about in parts of Africa where clitoral castration is the norm? How about in the history of the world when there were human sacrifices to the Aztec, Mayan, etc Gods? Predestination? Beating animals in attempt to train them? Marriage the ugliest.. not by a long shot.

Exactly my thoughts, though I would have "The Republican Party of America" at the top of that list.

1 Mar 2011

Honestly have no clue. Somewhere between ten and thirty I guess.

1 Mar 2011

I'll hop on the bandwagon too, with thanks to a friend for the edit

28 Feb 2011

A friend of mine sent me this. Check out the faker who grabs the opposing player's hand and uses it to hit himself before falling to the ground in supposed pain. lol

28 Feb 2011

Quote by Kiki28
Quote by CuriousButterfly
every time I rearrange my friends list it automatically changes the order to something else...is it just me?...am I doing something wrong?

I experience the same If i move someone I have to move them one by one passing all friends.... but then again could be the hair colour

Never had a problem before, but just looked at it, and it seems my friends list has reversed itself on its own.

27 Feb 2011

Not for me, when you are this smart, you need someone who is at least smart enough to hold a conversation with you beyond the superficial small talk.

25 Feb 2011

This one is kind of my theme right now. Getting ready for the big step I need to take, knowing that it's futile to do it before I am myself again.

25 Feb 2011

25 Feb 2011

A few from Canadian band Blue Rodeo and their front man Jim Cuddy

25 Feb 2011

Pretty sure I've posted Howard Jones before, but heard this song on my drive today and the lyrics still hit home for me, so I'm posting it.

18 Feb 2011

Corrupting a religious, innocent woman. Fucking in a church. Fucking a married woman. Or combining it and fucking an innocent (not sexually aware), religious, married woman in a church.

13 Feb 2011

I enjoy reading lushstories at http://www.lushstories.com/sprite. Is there anywhere else to enjoy them?

9 Feb 2011

Quote by Kilroy
In response to the questions about my cock, I simply don't like taking pictures like that. I don't intend to tease, just what I'm like. Sorry. ^^;

Also, good on you, Felix.

Ok, everyone is hinting strongly at it. I'm just going to come right and call bullshit on the 16 incher. My research says that the longest recorded cock is 13.5 inches. Now, the explanation that you just don't want the attention, and notoriety of the world's largest cock might be a plausible excuse if you were saying you were 14 inches. But at 16, you are saying that the man with the world's largest cock only has 84% the length of you. It is extremely unlikely that there would be such a large gap between you and the next closest man. If you look at the tallest man in the world, he only beat the previous record holder by 3% not the 16% you have. Human beings just do not differ that much in size. There's always some link to fill in the gap. And before you say it, I doubt there are more like you who just don't want to draw attention to it.

Also, you look to be a relatively slim guy. I don't know your height, so I can't say for sure, but I do wonder what percentage of your blood would be used up creating an erection for you. It can't be healthy pulling that much blood away from your other organs. Unless you are that length flaccid too, in which case, how the fuck do you walk? I'm 5'9" and if I measure from the base of my penis, 16 inches would reach just below my knee cap. Even if you are 6'4" that would still be incredibly difficult to walk around with.

I'm an athlete, so when it comes to talk like this, I go by the simple rule: "put up or shut up."

5 Feb 2011

I heard this song recently, and while I seem to be the only one posting country songs in this club, here is another one that's been in my head the last few days and that I hope to master on my guitar soon enough. Kenny Chesney, "Anything But Mine"

5 Feb 2011

Quote by Oberon

Great post, didn't realize he did anything other than "Whole Wide World."

4 Feb 2011

Quote by lafayettemister
Good question.. I'm not sure there's much you could say. In you previous list, I'd say #5 should be a good indicator. In my life, whenever I've been interested in someone and she never seemed to be available to talk or email or whatever more frequent all of a sudden I've understood that she wasn't interested. By comparison, me and any particular woman that did share interest, we couldn't talk enough. If I'm getting the "cold shoulder" that speaks volumes. But hey.. not all guys are as smart as I! LOL

I've been watching this topic with interest because I fully admit I have trouble reading the signs. The talking to, and making time for thing it the biggest one that I misinterpret. Because for me, it seems to work exactly opposite the way it does on Doll's list. This is going to make me sound completely full of myself, but I am great at making woman feel comfortable and open up around me. Because of that, they do take time out of their day for me, and talk to me every day. Spending time with me, or talking to me, doesn't mean anything more than they like spending time with me and talking to me, no matter how many times I want it to mean more.

2 Feb 2011

The 02/02 Birthdays seem to be really high too. lol. I'm guessing the 12 most popular birthdays here are 01/01, 02/02, 03/03, 04/04, 05/05, 06/06, 07/07, 08/08, 09/09, 10/10, 11/11, 12/12.

2 Feb 2011

I'd like to believe it's destiny, that eventually life will bring me to the person I'm meant to be with. But at the same time, I know it's also like a man praying to win the lottery, completely pointless without actually going out and buying a ticket. Destiny will only take the final steps, you have to start the journey on your own.

2 Feb 2011

As yet another member with a scar, it would be hypocritical of me to judge based on scars. Mine is only visible when I remove my shirt, but I wear it with pride. It is a result of my battle with cancer. Over time it has faded, but it's still visible. Every person has some sort of scar, the physical ones aren't nearly as shocking as having to deal with the emotional scars.

1 Feb 2011

Quote by VanGogh
care about what someone thinks, who is 4000 km away and I'll never meet anyways. sigh

Quote by lafayettemister
Become attracted to the unattainable.

Yeah, that's one I need to learn too. They both seem to go hand in hand for me.

28 Jan 2011

Heard this one at work last night, and it's kind of speaking to me right now. Nickelback- Gotta Be Somebody

28 Jan 2011

Happy Birthday Heather!

26 Jan 2011

A painting by my favourite artist.

24 Jan 2011

Quote by LadyX
I get the feeling that Pittsburgh might be more unstoppable than Ben Roethlisberger in a stall with a drunk girl.

Love that comment!

23 Jan 2011

Here's the unofficial poll results and some ideas about a lush convention that have been discussed already. So far the biggest issue seems to be that this is a global website, so hard to pick one location that would draw enough people to make a convention work.

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst11984_Would-You-Attend-a-Lush-Convention.aspx

21 Jan 2011

Quote by FantasyFiction
Jets vs Bears
you heard it here first

They don't have a game for third place do they?

21 Jan 2011

Dorking!

20 Jan 2011

Quote by sprite
Quote by Woman
Quote by gav
No Woman, there is not facility to bulk delete your friends comments.

Are they really that terrible

But of course!!! None of them send me salt n' vinegar chips!!!!

It is really not an issue, I like getting the ones I get. Only when I go to my phone to check out recent activities and to see if there is anything that I can mock... it just...well... the pictures you see... For I go to my profile and just use my recent activity down on the left hand side of the screen.

Ummm... Can there be a way to bulk delete things? There's no harm in asking right??? *crosses fingers and winces

well, if you'd have said something before!! here!

Damn you, now I want some too.

19 Jan 2011

Quote by Magical_felix
Probably way too complicated for what it's worth but I also like to see what my friends are posting without having to click on their profile everytime. (Yes I understand how this could be extreme laziness) The word game lushies tend to clog up everything and that's cool, word game it up, it's fun. But what I think would be cool is if we could select which friends showed up in the recent activity. There could be a page in the setting with all of our friends and they can have a box by them for us to check if we want to see them in our friends recent activity. To me that would be a nice way to filter things.

So, basically you want to stalk certain members? lol I can definitely see the value of this, though I don't have much need for it personally, since I limit my friends list to people I communicate with on a regular basis.