I was just reading about this earlier on today. Incredible.
To answer your question, Dancing_Doll, I've embraced
my complexion. If I happen to bronze a bit, fine, but I
don't do it purposely.
I think everyone's pet understand a language to a certain extent, but it would
be nice to know without a doubt they understand everything you are saying.
No pets currently, but if I still had my dog:
1. Stop being a spoiled brat
2. Stop stealing my pants from my laundry
3. No matter how hard you try, you are NOT human
4. I'm taking you for a walk, not the other way around
5. Stop sitting on my foot; sit on the floor like a proper dog
6. You DO have a small-dog inferiority complex
Sounds like you might need some vitamin B12 and Iron, Pixie.
To answer your question about what I drink to get energy...
unholy amounts of coffee. Strong coffee...strong enough to
carry me back to work. xD
1. I go to the toilet. I could just about step out of the shower and be right in
front of the toilet, lol. And if it was clear across the bathroom, I'd still get out
and toilet.
2. I wipe after taking a piss. Maybe because having an uncut cock requires
more hygienic care, it just comes naturally to want to keep everything clean.
...Was that TMI, Kimasa? xD
Are we still asking this age-old question?
Maybe the "good guys" should be asking the "bad guys"
for some pointers on what they do to keep a woman's
interest piqued in Ask the Guys?
Amazing how society changes. I remember when breasts
were all the rage and the bum ignored.
I'm a leg man first and foremost. Breast or bum are equal
in my book. You can fake breast, you can fake an ass, but
you can't fake toned, shapely legs. Not to my knowledge
anyway. : D
I assume he drunkenly climbed in my bedroom via window
in search of a toilet to piss in O_o
I know people who don't like redheads, and I know some who will kiss the
ground they walk on. Generally speaking, I don't usually come across a
redhead that will give me -boner. They're ethereally beautiful, yes.
And just like a beautiful flower, I will admire it, but only admire.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I also think social standards come into play.
For instance, during the Greek Hellenistic Period you saw sculptures and art featuring
both genders portrayed romantically, dynamically, and beautifully.
Now, it's become socially accepted as women being just about the solitary icon of
beauty and sensuality.
The majority of Lush's female users are lesbian/bisexual women, so naturally
you'd get a majority who do not appreciate penis pictures/find penises ugly or
unattractive.
What surprises me, is the women who will suck one, but don't like to look at it?
I've heard of "knockers" but definitely not "Bangers" lol
Blessed With A Curse...in my pants (Bring Me The Horizon)
Fap or Fapping for me. Runner up would be "wank"
Trouble...in my pants - Bei Maejor
Edit:
Damnit, I always miss the category for threads.
Carry on...
