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I can't say I'd wish any of them out of the spotlight permanently, but I'd like
to hear and see less of the following:
- Mila Kunis
- Megan Fox
- Kate Upton
- Selena Gomez
- The Kardashians
Like I said: No hate towards them, but there are other equally gorgeous/interesting
people out there who I wouldn't mind seeing/hearing about. Share the wealth : )
Then after a period of vanishing from the spotlight, I wouldn't mind seeing them
return to it for a little while.
to hear and see less of the following:
- Mila Kunis
- Megan Fox
- Kate Upton
- Selena Gomez
- The Kardashians
Like I said: No hate towards them, but there are other equally gorgeous/interesting
people out there who I wouldn't mind seeing/hearing about. Share the wealth : )
Then after a period of vanishing from the spotlight, I wouldn't mind seeing them
return to it for a little while.
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Quote by 1curiouscat
Below are a few of her projects as well as her site.
Amanda Wachob is firstly an artist.
Thanks for sharing! I love the style of tattooing where it isn't about "pictures"
or pin-ups, or flowers, or portraits, etc. There are well done tattoos of these,
but I just see them so often that even if there is a story behind it, it's sort of
watered down, imo.
So as for Wachob and the tattoo shop based in Germany (I keep forgetting the
name, but they do Deconstructivism/ Grunge art style like the first two images
Iszofia posted), I consider it...a more elevated art style?
I think it's beyond "typical" style of tattooing.
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Can't say it's happened to me on Lush, but it's happened to me elsewhere.
I no longer hold it against them. At first there was bitterness, now all that's
left is a mild worriment that they might not be okay.
When it comes down to it, all you can do is hope for the best for them, and
strive for the best for you.
I no longer hold it against them. At first there was bitterness, now all that's
left is a mild worriment that they might not be okay.
When it comes down to it, all you can do is hope for the best for them, and
strive for the best for you.
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Can I choose a mythical animal? If so, I'd choose the Dragon.
Beside it being my Chinese zodiacal sign, who wouldn't want
to be able to fly, be revered as long-living and wise, powerful,
and be able to breathe fire on your foes?
If I have to choose an existing animal, I'd chose the dark, sleekly
graceful Jaguar. They exude grace and lithe power.
...I like power.
Beside it being my Chinese zodiacal sign, who wouldn't want
to be able to fly, be revered as long-living and wise, powerful,
and be able to breathe fire on your foes?
If I have to choose an existing animal, I'd chose the dark, sleekly
graceful Jaguar. They exude grace and lithe power.
...I like power.
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Quote by Shylass
Dear Fudging Stupid Knobhead Fecking Bastard Gitface Customers,
There are three hundred different styles of buttons on that stand, and if you cannot find even one out of all of them that is even vaguely likeable, then it is not my fault we don't "have any different better ones", it is more than likely that the barbed stick shoved up your bum is causing you so much anguish, not the lack of options we have presented you with for keeping your jacket on.
When you park on the double yellow lines outside the shop, and dash in wanting a total of 22 metres of 8 different net curtains for windows of different sizes, expect a parking ticket that is YOUR fault, not mine.
If we tell your snotty screaming child that keeps running up and down the shop that running is dangerous because of the large bolts of fabric that might fall over and hurt them, it is because there are large bolts of fabric that might fall over and hurt them. And when your child knocks one of said large bolts of fabric onto themselves because they were running when you heard us say six (that was SIX) times that running was dangerous, it's because RUNNING IN THE SHOP IS DANGEROUS, YOU UTTER, UTTER WASSOCK!
If I tell you that you need a rod sized 150-200cm for your 160cm window, it is because that is the size you need to hold your curtain up. If you listen to me when I tell you the correct size, it will save you a 40 mile-round trip to come back and swap the 100cm-150cm rod you insisted on taking because it was 50p cheaper. You are an ass.
If I am in the middle of serving another customer who was here before you, it is because they were here before you. When I tell you that you will be served quicker if you go to the other counter where we all end up to do the money side of things when we have finished serving our current customer, it is because YOU WILL GET SERVED QUICKER. It is totally your choice to stand there and wait 20 minutes because you think I will serve you quicker - by all means, stand there and watch me measure out and cut 14 different fabrics and match threads to them. It is not my fault you are an ignorant fizzing inbred Pooface of the First Degree, nor is it my fault the customer I am serving tells you to back off and get a grip when you start getting stroppy with me for being slow and not dropping everything to sort you out. Indeed, I only wish I COULD have sorted you out. With a punch.
And finally, when you have just watched me return 5 bolts of fabric, directed three people to various parts of the shop for various items, run up and down the shop three times carrying pattern books and calico, climbed a ladder to get down 6 reels of pink and purple polkadot ribbon, fallen off the stepstool trying to return the receipt books to the top shelf and cut three metres of 8oz wadding, all whilst wearing my very lovely Black Tabard of Death, then in answer to your very bizarre question, I would say "Yes, I BLOODY WELL WORK HERE! OKAY?"
Dammit.
xD Poor gal. I feel for you
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When I was working as a humble sales associate:
- A customer getting pissed because I patiently listened to her trouble before telling her she
was at the wrong register. The twit blamed ME for wasting HER time and stormed off before
I could further explain where she could go to have her issue resolved.
- A customer filling out a return slip in purposely sloppy handwriting because he didn't want
to do it in the first place, and then getting upset when I politely asked him what the hell it
was that he wrote down for his name and address.
Now:
- UNREALISTIC deadlines for project assignments. My school is becoming more interested
in the tuition the students bring instead of the quality of education they're outputting. How
can graphic designers be expected to learn the entire history of design in a 10 week
semester? As well as complete project assignments for the class?
- a "Zine" assignment for said design history class where I have to design cover art, layout,
and images for 8 pages worth of a magazine based on a design period, as well as come up
with the copy for the selected time period to put into 8 pages. Time allowed: two weeks.
- A customer getting pissed because I patiently listened to her trouble before telling her she
was at the wrong register. The twit blamed ME for wasting HER time and stormed off before
I could further explain where she could go to have her issue resolved.
- A customer filling out a return slip in purposely sloppy handwriting because he didn't want
to do it in the first place, and then getting upset when I politely asked him what the hell it
was that he wrote down for his name and address.
Now:
- UNREALISTIC deadlines for project assignments. My school is becoming more interested
in the tuition the students bring instead of the quality of education they're outputting. How
can graphic designers be expected to learn the entire history of design in a 10 week
semester? As well as complete project assignments for the class?
- a "Zine" assignment for said design history class where I have to design cover art, layout,
and images for 8 pages worth of a magazine based on a design period, as well as come up
with the copy for the selected time period to put into 8 pages. Time allowed: two weeks.
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I know two people who are virgins in their early/early-middle twenties.
One is male, the other is female, and the two differ greatly. The male wants
to get rid of it. Is literally aching to be rid of it, while the female doesn't want
to rush it and is waiting for marriage.
The female, of course, gets frustrated when people don't believe she is.
Mostly it's guys who have a hard time wrapping their minds around it. I
think it's because she's a very attractive person, so guys don't understand
why she's a virgin (i.e. with her looks she could have any guy she wanted).
Personally, I think the more attractive you are, the less people are inclined
to believe, as there 'is no excuse' for you not to be, if that makes sense?
Males are easier to believe because we're usually the awkward, bumbling
fools who have to 'get lucky' to finally have sex.
I don't agree with the reasons; I believe what I'm told about it. I also
applaud anyone who is saving their little gift for someone who is deserving.
One is male, the other is female, and the two differ greatly. The male wants
to get rid of it. Is literally aching to be rid of it, while the female doesn't want
to rush it and is waiting for marriage.
The female, of course, gets frustrated when people don't believe she is.
Mostly it's guys who have a hard time wrapping their minds around it. I
think it's because she's a very attractive person, so guys don't understand
why she's a virgin (i.e. with her looks she could have any guy she wanted).
Personally, I think the more attractive you are, the less people are inclined
to believe, as there 'is no excuse' for you not to be, if that makes sense?
Males are easier to believe because we're usually the awkward, bumbling
fools who have to 'get lucky' to finally have sex.
I don't agree with the reasons; I believe what I'm told about it. I also
applaud anyone who is saving their little gift for someone who is deserving.
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Quote by nicola
Maggots! http://au.news.yahoo.com/vic/latest/a/-/latest/13323002/woman-eats-maggot-infested-airline-snack/
Luckily I already had my dinner!
It was a lovely bowl of spinach seasoned with lemon
and garlic.
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She caught his gaze and held it a few seconds before her heat-seeking stare tracked his restricted body, zeroing on his hardening member.
Nix that. It was under 140.
^ There. 140 characters. God, I'm such a numpty...
Nix that. It was under 140.
She caught his gaze and held it a few seconds before her heat-seeking stare tracked his restricted body, zeroing in on his hardening member.
^ There. 140 characters. God, I'm such a numpty...
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I have to agree with Shylass...Does it matter?
"Fake" and "Real" here is a broad spectrum. It boils down to
what each individual expects/seeks when they join. Some just
want a fantasy. Some want a reality. Maybe some want both.
All I can say is keep seeking and you shall find...
"Fake" and "Real" here is a broad spectrum. It boils down to
what each individual expects/seeks when they join. Some just
want a fantasy. Some want a reality. Maybe some want both.
All I can say is keep seeking and you shall find...
Thank you
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And here I was under the impression that Lush was filled with level-headed adults?
Everyone has an opinion, and poor winky here was probably voicing what some
other Lushies MIGHT have been feeling as well. Just because you don't agree
with her opinion doesn't seem like much of a reason to clown on the girl.
Everyone has an opinion, and poor winky here was probably voicing what some
other Lushies MIGHT have been feeling as well. Just because you don't agree
with her opinion doesn't seem like much of a reason to clown on the girl.
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Quote by Gurlyboy
Well my friend Alannah is a friend of the shagging/romantic nature and she loves that I write erotica, in fact the reason we started shagging is because I write erotica. I've no doubt that if I told new girlfriend about my writing of erotica, she'd be fine with that. I would tell because I'd hope it added another dimension to our relationship. I think I'd try and introduce it as early on in the relationship as possible, just in case she thought I wasn't telling her for some untoward reason.
I think Gurlyboy is on to something here. It could help add another dimension to
your relationship. It's a clever way of clueing them in on things that excite you
sexually without as much fumbling and bumbling about in that awkward exploration
phase. Telling them without telling them ;)
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The person I've an interest in...I've been knowing for about a year.
We've grown very close and the interest is mutual, but we're both
tentative about taking the title of boyfriend and girlfriend.
Anyway, she knows of my membership here, and has read my
published story before I submitted it here. It has never changed
her opinion of me; in fact, she says it heightened her interest.
But to each their own. Maybe it's the style and fashion of my
writing that made it more acceptable to her.
You will know the person better than anyone here, so even
though your fellow Lushies have given good opinion/advice,
it's up to your own discretion.
We've grown very close and the interest is mutual, but we're both
tentative about taking the title of boyfriend and girlfriend.
Anyway, she knows of my membership here, and has read my
published story before I submitted it here. It has never changed
her opinion of me; in fact, she says it heightened her interest.
But to each their own. Maybe it's the style and fashion of my
writing that made it more acceptable to her.
You will know the person better than anyone here, so even
though your fellow Lushies have given good opinion/advice,
it's up to your own discretion.