God, this was supposed to be our first anniversary trip to Jamaica, but Travis has been glued to the toilet since last night with some nasty gastro. Poor guy could barely wave me off as I left the resort in my tight leopard print halter top and matching slit skirt, the one that shows off my thick thighs and deep cleavage. I felt a little guilty leaving him, but the thought of wasting a perfect sunny day made me restless....