Borderline if it’s a board game or not but dungeons and dragons. Haven’t played it in years though.

Ever played it or any similar games?

Shave legs, ass, and pits. Manscape the crotch and chest with a combo buzzer/razor. Tried waxing, didn’t enjoy the process and it took much longer. Still had to clean up with razor at the end anyway. I’ve never had it done by a professional though.

What do you consider sexy bedroom attire for men? (Go for it even if you aren’t personally attracted to men)

Burial, but no chemicals. Let me rot in peace. I would take the cremation over a preserved burial though.

Status quo or volatile and unpredictable shakeup?

Siring children. No more of that nonsense.

If you were playing a ‘strip’ game (like strip poker) what would be the game? Doesn’t have to be cards, only restriction is the game must have a clear winner or loser.

As a kid, sported a mullet in first grade. I was trying to grow out a rat tail. You know, the sexiest hairdos.

What haircut did you have that you thought looked best in you?

A good crusty toasted bread with butter or infused herb oil for dipping .

And as I realized I messed with the HYE format because I forgot which thread this was let me bring it back👹

HYE had a haircut that lopped of a foot or more of hair?

Sort of… worked in a high end restaurant in LA. Worked some live serving stations where I prepped food out in front of the customers with some seating around me. Served a lot of celebrities, most I didn’t really care about at all. Serving Guillermo del Toro and Samuel L Jackson were some personal highlights. Also served the kids from Stranger Things about a week after the first season dropped. Also served a very sloppy and drunk Paula Abdul and her entourage which was really depressing, she was drunk off her ass and her crew just kept acting like everything she did was amazing.

What’s your go to bar order?

Mustard is my go to. Ketchup is fine though.

Onion rings or mozzarella sticks?

Walla Walla WA.

Any big cities that you visited but hated?

Dyed unnatural colors. I like all but straight up attraction to hair color I find punk or goth hairstyles very sexy.

What’s your favorite television show that’s still making new episodes?

Black ice on the highway. Snow storm and I was going 40mph (limit was 65). Car hit that ice and I lost all control of the vehicle. The car slid and did a 180 but kept sliding the same direction. For about 30 seconds I was staring into the eyes of the driver behind me who was also skidding forward and had no control. For about 2 minutes after hitting the ice I slid forward with semi trucks and traffic all around until I slowed and finally gently drifted into a snow bank. One of those few moments where I felt like I had something watching out for me.

Have you ever had a steady physical relationship with someone who you emotionally didn’t connect with at all?

Not especially. Sassy ass adult, well tempered child.

Ever had a crush on a babysitter or anyone who watched you as a kid?

When my partner engages in dirty talk or writing, she seems to prefer the term pussy or cunt. Offensive to call someone a cunt, but that’s the same as dick.

I posed a question for the writers here a while back about what terms to use for the vagina. Cunt seemed to be pretty popular across the board.

Fancied a bone, but that’s about it. Nothing beyond a physical draw.

HYE had a crush on a sibling’s friend?

Nope, babysat a few drunk friends but if they got belligerent I leave them to their own devices. Treating them like an unruly child works well. “If you keep that up I’m leaving you here all alone. I’ll drive off right now, is that what you want?”

HYE been in a long term care situation for a relative?

Hard boiled egg. Quickest and most effective peeling method; Put it in a hard plastic or glass container with a little water (enough to barely line the bottom). Shake it, not so hard that your demolishing it but hard enough that the shells pretty much come off. Can do multiple eggs at a time. Normally comes out without dents or divets. Great method of you are doing lots of eggs at once, like egg salad or deviled eggs.

How many push-ups can you do?

Let’s give it up for those original American heroes, the founding fathers. They proved that just because your a group of genocidal slave owner doesn’t mean you aren’t an American hero deserving of unquestioning praise and adoration.

Real feels better but I wouldn’t buy it new due to ethical farming issues with many furs. I’ve thrifted some real furs before, don’t feel bad paying for it second hand.

Do like em’ thick or thin?

(Milkshakes of course)

Fuck the system, in the most literal sense possible.

Bath if I can find the time.

When bathing, do you wash with your bare hands or a wash cloth (or luffa)?

Like 3 book clubs. Found on all occasions it’s more like a gossip club with a book pretense and I didn’t click with anyone there.

HYE joined a book club?

Been pretty lucky to avoid any bad breaks or injuries despite wrestling for about a decade. Honestly the worst pain I’ve experienced is when my lower back starts inflaming (scoliosis) and a dull ache can start to be so painful I have a hard time walking.

What’s your go to method for pain relief?

I took Spanish in HS thinking I could use it one day. Was the one subject I both hunkered down and studied really hard and failed miserably at. Turns out even the stuff that stuck was useless. My midwestern teacher was teaching us Spanish that you learn in Spain, which is damn near useless when talking to a Mexican who’s dialect is so different.

Is there anything you’ve tried really hard to be good at but failed utterly?

Yes, lack of health insurance. I worked hotel kitchens because they were corporate and included good benefits, something not present in many restaurants. My career wheels were spinning at the hotels so I applied to this popular restaurant as a sous chef. Interview went great, they took me in for a week paid trial. It went fantastic, loved the staff and the food. Service ran smoothly. I crunched the numbers so many times but ultimately I couldn’t take the job because of the insurance issue.

HYE gone without treatment for a medical/dental condition due to finances?

No, but I would to do the same. It’s different dynamics and backgrounds. I wouldn’t get triggered by anything.

What sexual act do you enjoy that your partner does not?

Looking for sex, but also just some dating and romance. The fun of a new relationship. I really like learning about people and the excitement of those first few dates and seeing if you click. Ultimately though, I’m not looking for anything serious or long-term at this time.

My partner would not be involved. One of the reasons we chose an open relationship was her realizing she’s grey-sexual. For any unfamiliar it’s like asexual except you get short term bursts of sexual desire, but it normally lasts a few days at most in a period of months. Had droughts almost a year long.

My knees and dick. Toilet surfing!

Licorice. That includes all flavors similar such as anise or fennel. Also I’m turned away by salmon, had way too much when I lived in Seattle and learned to hate it. Now let me introduce the worst meal I’ve ever tasted. My Chef (the worst chef i personally worked for) made a sanbuko (sp?) salmon pasta. It tasted like salmon, licorice, and tomato’s. It made everybody gag. He insisted on putting it on the menu and upper management eventually stepped in to disallow it.

What’s the worst food that you had that came out of a professional kitchen? Bonus points if it was a ‘fine dining’ setting.

I’ll go with vanilla. Better than pining for something you’ll never have again. Also had some extremely intense and satisfying vanilla sex.

Exchange genitals with the opposite gender for a year or keep what you have?

Paper and leather. Partner has a paper perfume and leather has just always worked for me.

Ever knew someone who’s excessive use of cologne/perfume was a turnoff?