Yes, got a good bank heist ready to go. As well as some arson.

Want to join a heist and/or burn some houses?

Nope, and I doubt you’ll find anything worth taking. Feel free to root around.

Do you have nightmares?

Knew. No point in keeping that noise around.

Trump is a psychopath, not a sociopath. There’s lots of sociopaths who are great members of society. Hollywood blurs the two diagnosis, and the sociopaths get a bad rap because of it. Lots of sociopaths in fields like surgery, where the detachment is really helpful.

Have you met someone with legit multiple personalities?

Eh, not really. I like going down on my partner, and will certainly do so after fucking, but it doesn’t especially turn me on.

Only by my third grade teacher who said you can’t do anything without good handwriting. Well Miss Shields, computers sure shot down that theory, didn’t they?! Ha!

What made your favorite teacher your favorite?

Doze quickly, wake often.

Facial hair or clean shaven?

I’ll take the menu special. I like gambling on the kitchens creativity over a sure thing.

Snacks or sleep?

America. Capitalism. Patriarchy. The news. When people locally talk about our unhoused neighbors like they are a problem, and not victims of the real problem. The rich…. Honestly I’m angry a lot. Deleted my other social media accounts because they made me angry. Try to stick to only hanging out with people in person and local news only. At this point the list of things I’m not angry at is much shorter than the latter.

What makes you happy?

Appropriate hair for the area they are living in. Other than that all dogs are good dogs.

Rugby or cricket?

Boo. Hate the ‘genocided people as a mascot’ teams.

My “Lord of the Rings” trivia contest victory from role playing convention I went to is probably the nerdiest accomplishment.

I let this girl at a party, made a joke about “that little guy laughing next to Jabba the Hut.” She said, “Salacious Crumb.” I looked her in the eyes and told her I was going to marry her. Then I did.

Coming soon, the video game we’re making together.

If you are a nerd, does ‘Big Bang Theory’ offend you?

The cat asleep on my neck in the middle of the night.

Aren’t cats just the best? If not, where do you hide your bodies you serial killer?

Nope, much younger. Have a lot of people think my eldest son is my brother. He was born in my early 20’s. He’s 15 now. Everyone pegs me for an older bro.

The baby face is nice when you’re older, but was a pain in the ass when I was getting denied entry to bars when I was in college. They said my legit ID had to be fake.

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Total views, views per capita of front page exposure, likes to views, comments to likes, comments to views, total time account has been active, friends/follows on the account…

I’m an accountant, I love stats and numbers! Whenever I see a news report on a study, I’ll often read the actual study to determine if the news article and conclusion of the study is accurate or forced to fit a narrative.

Soft. I’m a pop fiend. When I do drink hard it’s often mixed with soft.

Pet a cat on the street or pet a dog?

Nope, years of working in restaurants and current anti-capitalism stances against it make it a holiday we just quietly enjoy in. It’s one of several holidays we make a point to to spend anything on.

What do you find more romantic. One large gesture or many small and spontaneous ones?

They tried. I slept in during a street cleaning when I lived in LA. Woke up and realized I needed to love my car. Came out and the ticket guy was standing by my car. Was fully prepared to take the ticket. Then he informed me that after he calls the tow truck then it must be towed. He expected me to sit there, wait for the tow truck, and let them impound it. Instead I just drove off. Didn’t even get a ticket from that.

What’s the largest fine you ever had to pay?

In college I fondled my girlfriend in the lake while swimming with friends. Lake water hid what was happening under water so it looked like I was just standing close.

HYE had sex in a large body of water?

A lot of things I’ve done with my partner. She’s very private about sexuality. So pretty much any detail would really embarrass her if I talked to anyone she might know. Specifically for the question titty fucking and some French maid footjobs were absolutely mind blowing pleasures.

Have you ever had wordless sex with a partner? No talking or planning, just some physical foreplay, fucking, and then leaving separately?

A plethora. I get cold. 2 blankets, pjs, and sometimes a robe.

What principle would you get in a physical fight to defend?

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Bread. Especially a well spiced bread pudding that’s nice and warm.

Art for your home… Landscapes or portraitures?

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btw, i see lots of stories where people are getting 'flipped over'. the image is kind of comical (to me). i'm picturing gymnasts or circus performers lol

Especially when there’s a dick inserted… Like are you spinning them on your cock?

Yup, highway during a snowstorm. Hit some black ice. The car spun around and drifted backwards for about a mile. Was going 60mph when it started. I literally was looking the driver behind me dead in the eye as neither of us could do anything. Then slowly drifted sideways into a snow bank.

HYE hit a patch of black ice?

Become a teenage mutant ninja turtle. Sadly that was doomed from the start. Scoliosis.

Any fantasy you would share here but not in real life to a partner?

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you like standing in gasoline puddles while people flick matches at you, don't you.

We all die sometime. Might as well go down in flames. 🔥

mini contest idea… who can tilt sprite the most!? Maybe we should wait on a few more mod rants to get a clearer idea how to push you over the sublime edge of madness?

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Any story for me that has the women with 38EE breasts makes me sorry for their backache than any future sexiness.

I think that was about my partner’s measurements when she nursed. The pain was real. At this point she swapped from bras to corsets and stays for a few years till they got back under control.

What do you think she means, Rowan?

I don’t know, you handsome and charming fellow.

I don’t either, you intelligent and insightful paragon.

What’s your favorite ghost story?

Wait, elevator sex isn’t as enticing as Aerosmith made it seem.

Apples or oranges? I demand you compare them and pick one.