Wait, elevator sex isn’t as enticing as Aerosmith made it seem.

Apples or oranges? I demand you compare them and pick one.

Handmade corner cabinet my uncle built. My mom wanted to donate it because “it doesn’t match my furniture.” This was some masterful craftsmanship and a one of a kind piece, as well as being an actual family made piece. I paid for storage till I can get across the country to move it.

What’s your favorite animal?

Stay home together.

Restaurant or picnic?

Quote by sprite

don't test me. i've had a long day, Ms Pencilpusher.

“Yeah baby! RIGHT THERE! That’s where I want it! UHhhhhHHhh! I need this so badly….”

To be continued!

and submit to the mods….

Night of my honeymoon. Not a lot of sex going on actually. We had done so much of the wedding prep and reception stuff ourselves to save on a limited budget (like 400 person reception) that we had barely slept for the week running up to it. We just cuddled and slept in a very nice bed, occasionally getting up to go for walks and food.

Do you prefer to be sober, buzzed, or drunk at a party?

Not a thing. Partner and I find it unromantic.

Do you ever have sex because it feels obligatory? Such as on a persons birthday or Valentines. If so does that alter your enjoyment at all, better or worse?

Wet and rainy. But it’s A normal day for me and my partner. I find Valentine’s Day very unromantic.

Are there any holidays you don’t participate in?

Men like to peek 'twixt one's legs

Whilst dreaming of girls who pegs.

To the park she wore no panties

Or any kind of delicate scanties

There she met a scamp,

Banana and chocolate.

What’s your favorite tea?

All of them… they are all on stolen land with candidates dictated by the rich. As the years have gone on, the rich have conciliated everything into a binary 2 party system, making any third party impossible. Wasn’t until recently that most adults could vote. So I consider all elections to be a show and stealing away from the will of the people. The last election cycle saw $15 billion in advertising spent. Unless you are backed by the rich, you can not get your message out and you cannot participate in debates. Whole system is rigged, not for Democrats or Republicans but for the rich.

Should there be an age cap in running for federal office?

Taco Bell’s. Reason being is a few years ago chipotle decided you can no longer order quesadillas in person, but only through their app. So I went to an empty restaurant and tried to order a quesadilla for my kid in the families order. They told me they couldn’t do it. So I stare the guy down, open the app, and order it on the spot. The guy walks over to the printer, and only then makes the quesadilla. The sheer stupidity of the situation put me off the franchise.

Fight or flight?

We’re fucked. The people most responsible will die before the consequences of their lifestyle hit. My children will suffer.

Up for a revolution?

In what way? They are an ideological group of hyper conservatives. Name was given by mass media. But they are like Antifa, it’s not one organized group. It’s the media’s attempt at taking many different ideas and philosophies from a broad set of people and pretending it’s all the same.

Fabricated inflation is businesses hiking prices and claiming inflation is the reason instead of admitting its unfettered greed. Like how a company has record profits, increases executive wages, and pays out record dividends to shareholders but say the reason the prices are high is because of gas prices.

Do you think the claim that Chinese balloon was a spying device by the US to be somewhat suspicious? Like how they have dozens of ways to down the balloon and recover it, but they chose to blow it up over the ocean with a missile in a move that makes full recovery and evidence next to impossible.

High school, this girl knew I was trying to break up with her. I was too much of a bitch to be super aggressive about it. She didn’t want it to happen. Cue 4 months of her never being alone with me and only talking to me when someone was there to make it awkward.

When you think back to being young and dating, is there something you did that was exceptionally cringe worthy?

Raw

Capitalism.

I’ll pass that question forward as well.

sneers -> sheers

Communicate. Bad childhood has left a lot of toxic shame about pleasure. Sometimes I’m getting every physical indicator of what she wants, but for her to feel safe I don’t act unless told to do so. Creates a lot of situations that leaves her wanting I believe.

Is penetrative sex your favorite or is there another sex act (such as oral, foot jobs, hand jobs… ect) you enjoy more?

The traditional construction of makeup in the 18th century.

Would you tell a friend if you thought someone they were dating as awful?

Emerge

Nope, spent a decade or two working during the new year. Now I often sleep through it, but I’m not trying to stay up.

HYE exchanged a sex act for something from your spouse? As in a direct, “If I do this you’ll do that” sort of setup.

Skip, commercialism isn’t my bag. Plus I think one of the racist teams are in this year…. Chiefs I think?

Way you would have dealt with the Redskins mascot… Change it completely or make them potato’s?

Experiment

Having their hands go through my hair. Rough petting, gentle strokes, pulling… just feels nice.

Do you enjoy hair pulling during sex? If so, getting pulled, pulling, or both?

Variety

Yes, but smart and funny makes someone physically more attractive in my mind. Just like mean and stupid makes somebody seem uglier.

Have you ever quit an activity that you really liked doing because it took over your life?

Get up, do some accounting, get kid to school, accounting, drive kid 2 to school, breakfast with partner.

What’s the most pleasing part of a person to physically touch? No other senses involved.

Offered once, heavy snow knocked out power for weeks. We opted to stay in place. Kept warm enough with blankets and cuddling. Shelters were cramped and noisy.

Would you date a woman who sexually and physically intimidates you?

Tough to nail down. According to my streaming music account, it’s alternative. That being said Taylor Swift and Tom Waits are both considered alternative by this thing. Always had a soft spot for glam rock. Also a huge fan of Asian instrumental albums, particularly shamisan.

Is there a celebrity you find physically attractive but has a repulsive personality?