I was reading a story earlier and the following line made be stop and think
She felt her labia swell, sensed her dew on them, felt her clitoris ease out from under its hood, hard now, expectant
I thought I was worldly but I realise I know so little
Two questions -
Is your labia so sensitive that you can sense dew on it (presumably in the story it is sensing without touching)
and can you feel the moment your clit eases out from under its hood?
No, no butt play.
A fair amount of kissing, some nibbling of the nipples and an awful lot of labia stroking. Teasing her pussy with fingers and tongue until finally using my fingers to massage my lovers g-spot to a lovely orgasm, then without slowing building immediately to a second and a third and if they are still corpus mentis and willing a fourth g-spot O. They describe their orgasms as incredibly intense and whole of body orgasms rather than just starting and ending between their legs, to the extent that they cannot focus their eyes, string a coherent sentence together or even move for several minutes after. Over the last coupole of years, on one occasion with A and now twice with B they have pooped, not a lot but enough to make a little mess and some awkwardness. This happened again last week and I was just wondering whether this is usual or we have just been 'unlucky'
Thanks for your comments. Mortified is pretty much the strength of it, for all parties involved.
The questions on my mind can be reduced down to how usual is it and does it affect lovers of anal more?
I am fortunate to have several 'friends with benefits' and being a lover of foreplay enjoy taking them to that plateau of esctacy and holding them there for an age often finishing with a g-spot orgasm. I am told that their subsequent orgasm is stronger and more intense than normal
But, on several occasions not only does their orgasm flood the bed but they poop as well. I'm really not into that, it doesn't float my boat, it destroys an otherwise tender moment and leaves my partner embarrassed.
Thankfully it doesn't happen often but both the girls who have done it have both had partners in the past who were into anal.
So my question to the ladies of Lush is how usual is it to poop during an intense orgasm and does it affect lovers of anal more?
Vibrators come with many different speeds but do they get used?
I guess they all get tried once but after first occasion do you just use the one setting or do they all get used
French kissing is good but Australian kissing - something else
(joke works best on an English audience for whom Australia is 'down under')
(Not sure America has an equivalent - if so insert the county's name in place of Australia and chortle away)
I spotted a beautiful woman in a bar and so I went up to her and asked whether she would sleep with me for £1 million
She thought about it for a moment, looked me up and down and then said yes she'd sleep with me for a £1million
I then asked her in that case whether she would sleep with me for a single £1
Slightly offended she took a step back and said "What do you think I am, a prostitute"
I replied "We've already established what you are, we are now just haggling over the price"
Old joke - but a good one!
Somehow I've managed to lose the charger for my partner's wand. I think we left it in a hotel room a couple of months ago. Doh!
I have a drawer full of chargers for all sorts of electrical goods several of which have the same size plug. Rather than buying a new wand and charger I could try any of the ones in my drawer but I need to check the power output of the charger to make sure I don't damage/set fire to anything
If you too have a rechargeable wand would you mind looking at the label on the plug of the charger and letting me know what is says about the output - it'll probably be something like 12V 1.5A or maybe 5V 3A
Really appreciate any help, thanks
Thanks for your replies - Original Source it is then!
I'm away for a few weeks and want to send my partner a present - last of the romantics!
I've had a few shower gels in the past which really get your attention as soon as they hit your skin and I thought I would send her some to use in the shower to spread over her pussy and wake herself up whilst I'm not there
I'm sure you get the gist
Does anyone know of a gel with a WOWWWW!!! factor that they would recommend
Ideally reasonably accessible in UK supermarkets
Many thanks
Ah, Jonathon Philips is the person I was looking for
Cannot find anything recently written so I assume that he has changed his pen name
Perhaps he is already on Lush and I just haven't noticed him - although his writing was such I think he would stand out even among the luminaries here
Thanks for the pointers
Sam
I know of at least a couple of Lushees used to frequent the pages and forums of Lusty Library before it closed down and I feel sure many others did too
Bit of a long shot but there was a writer on there who had posted a good dozen or so stories. I really enjoyed his writing style and would like to re-read some of his prose
Unfortunately I cannot remember either his name or the titles of his stories so I don't know whether he is also on this site or other similar sites but I'm hoping someone can help me
What I do know is
He is British, wrote in a number of different genres but nothing too extreme, had a brilliant way with words, I believe that he went on the forums and was generally well liked
He won the story of the year in about 2008 (give or take a year or two) with a (true?) story about travelling across France as a young man for a summer holiday with a friend and his friend's parents and being seduced by the mother of his friend. He also wrote another story about a headteacher succumbing to temptation when disciplining a female pupil.
Any clues or hints would be appreciated
..and don't forget that kids only understand reverse psychology. If you tell her not to see David then she'll do the opposite. As a parent I think (most) of the advice given above is sound. Stand firm, be big and strong and wait to give your daughter the shoulder to cry on when she needs it. Parenting is tough and even tougher on your own. Good luck
I too picked up straight-away that XXX is a gay.
What I read was not that he had announced his sexual orientation but that he had become a stereotype.
Perhaps it is a British thing. We now have laws here which discriminate against discriminators. If you were to punch someone whilst calling them gay/straight, black/white, muslim/christian or even an American then you will be charged with a racially/religious/sexual orientation motivated crime which will carry a higher penalty than just whacking someone without saying anything.
If this has pushed Britain into becoming a more tolerant society than some places in the world then it must be a good thing. It does however lead us to notice comments which seemingly cross this divide.
This is just a general observation and is not intended to be a criticism of the original poster, even more so if for them English is a second language
The good news is that it is do-able, but depending upon the issue the costs might well out-weigh the value of the car.
A high level HC reading means that the car is putting excessive fuel into the engine, but without specialist equipment it is going to be nigh on impossible to prove which part of the engine system is causing the problem.
I would suggest that it is likely to be the fuel injectors which are either worn or possibly leaking but equally it could be the spark plugs or HT leads which are at fault. Or it could be all three, or possibly the fuel mapping system or something else entirely
In the first instance I would suggest that you take the car to two or three garages/mechanics local to you and ask them to run a diagnostics check. That should at least give you some pointers. They should also be able to give you a quote for fixing it but be ready to sit down when they do!
Unless the car is cherished then you may be looking at a new set of wheels in the near future
Engines always benefit from oil changes but you won't see any reduction in a your HC reading, I'd be inclined to see what you can do to resolve the fuel issue first and then if you are keeping the car take GingerKitty's advice and change the oil. Danger of throwing money away if you are not going to keep the car
Well it's simple really.
All you need to do is wait until she is in the house on her own and then carefully set light to it.
Drive around the block and then crash through the front door declaring that you were 'just in the neighbourhood and spotted the flames' put out the fire and rescue her (together with any animals in the house at the time)
Even an old fish cannot resist a hero
Of course if you get delayed and are not 'just in the neighbourhood and spot the flames' then that is also problem solved
The french beaches I spend my holidays on are fairly liberal. Close to the car parks are the family areas where most people are fully costumed or at most topless but if you walk a couple of hundred yards down the beach then topless is de rigueur (french for customary - do you see what I've done there?). a couple of hundred yards further and there are no families and very few clothes. The first few minutes spent in the au naturel area (aha, done it again) and your eyes are on stalks, naked bodies everywhere. Within a ridiculously short time you become used to it and for me a naked pussy is a naked pussy is a naked pussy. Some hairy, some shaved, some pretty, some not. After a couple more hours you stop looking and it is all quite boring really. After a few days of it I actually find the occasional flash of skin when walking around town from an accidental underboob, down-blouse or upskirt far more titillating than a naked pussy on a beach.
One of the things that puts me off having anal sex is I hate the idea of making my lover uncomfortable.
Obviously copious quantities of lube deal with the moment but my query is:
How long after having had anal sex does it takes for the anal muscles to relax and for that region to feel 'normal' again
If it is more than a few moments how would you rate it on the comfort scale from 1 - quite uncomfortable to 10 very pleasing
Thanks for your advice
Necks can be incredibly sensitive, around her ears, at the back by her hairline, in the front leading down to her chest. Try spending ages and ages kissing, licking, nibbling, stroking, caressing this area, and when you are done, start again.
Going back to your original post Clum, ,if you do pick up courage to open a friendly conversation in the changing room, (with or without a hidden bi-sexual agenda) don’t follow my lead.
On Friday I started chatting to someone about the temperature of the showers only to discover he was profoundly deaf, and not wishing to embarrass him and to show that I am no disability-phobe tried to continue the conversation with sign language, whilst standing stark naked. At that point the whole changing room went quiet and all eyes were upon my attempt at hot-shower-charades.
Not having learnt my lesson, today I broke into innocent conversation with someone else about the weekend’s rugby (good win for Scotland eh) only to discover the chap was Polish and stood there saying que? (I thought that was Spanish?) in a very Manuel-esque way. Thankfully he had a friend there who translated and we managed to struggle through.
Maybe I'll keep quiet next time
There are two different levels of submissive-ness. Those that are looking for a bit of what might be called ‘kink in the bedroom’ and those who are treating it as a lifestyle choice. I think that you are asking about the former. If it is the latter then I am not qualified to have an opinion except to say that if it is something new to you I believe you will get more out of it if you pair up with someone who has experience of taking the Dominant role. Perhaps Sprite/John C or others would give you their view on this
If I am right in thinking that this is little more than adding an extra dimension to vanilla bedroom sex then I would suggest the following
Talk through with your partner what your hard and soft limits are. Hard would be what are you not prepared to do under any circumstances, for me that would be cutting the skin, scat and piss. Your soft limits would be what are you possibly prepared to do under some circumstances but only if you are really turned on and it is ‘in the moment’, eg anal, mild whipping. Make sure both of you fully understand
Discuss safe words, in the heat of passion it isn’t always easy to spot the punctuation that separates ‘For God’s sake don’t stop’ and ‘For God’s sake don’t’ ‘Stop!’. It completely ruins the atmosphere if your partner has to stop to check whether you mean one or the other. Many people adopt the traffic light system, Red means stop, yellow; I’m getting close to saying stop but a little bit more, please and green means more, more, more!
There is no place whatsoever for a sadist as a Dominant at this level. Only enter into the play if you completely trust that other party. Their raison d’etre should be your enjoyment. If they don’t get turned on by making you come then avoid them.
Play safe. If you are using ropes never go near your neck, if they are around your limbs make sure they are tied loose enough so that blood can still circulate, have a pair of blunt nosed scissors available in case of emergency.
A good place to start is with a blind fold, 2 or three hanks of 8 metre long x 8mm rope – obtainable from any ships chandlers, some clothes pegs and a big heap of imagination!!
Given that you are likely to have a huge response to this post and to save you the time and effort of having to keep flying over the atlantic may I volunteer to deputise for you in UK
Have similar level of experience, dry wit and happy to provide my own lubes