Woah, it's been a while, hasn't it? Well, maybe a long time in the sense of our virtual storytelling relationship, but for the sake of an aligned time continuum, I'm still here in my mermaid-cut wedding gown. Chin up, dick tucked, waiting patiently to become Mrs... Oops, almost spilled the beans there! Don't worry, we will get to that soon enough, but there is a lot more story left. Hey, we've made it this far, and I appr...