Shin thu Sorcha a' Sruighlea. Is b dhearr leam Drambuie tapath leat.

So often the case.

At first they both thought it was fine

To use a map and then follow a sign

But lost on the way

They made love in the hay

A harvest they both loved to combine

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You are my kind of guy. I love erotic correspondence. Why don't you write to me. Let's see how it turns out.

Hmmm...Always open to explore....especially when discussing satin/silk blouses and anything like that...

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I like erotic chat, but I like to work my way into it slowly. I also enjoy back and forth erotic correspondence.

My fave. Also reading a hot story

Some for you Heather!

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Her broomstick she left by the door

And griped that her butt was quite sore

From riding on high

Throughout the night sky

And said as for that, "nevermore"

......

The broomstick had made her quite wet

So satisfaction she needed to get

She push in the end

Heightened desires she did rend

Until orgasms and pain both met

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When distance makes the yearning fun

the waiting for another's tongue

Stories of gold

were oft' to be told

and in between its life as a Nun

The poet Chaucer told the tale of a nun

And reading it is so much fun

Under those habits

Some behaviour like rabbits

With monks, and priests and nuns!

I love to engage with fellow lovers of satin and silk. If all goes well, we both cum, through the stimulation of tge mind, in the moment.

What I dislike is the exchanges I have seen in the chat rooms, which are one liners with silliness such as 'I blush'. 'I smile' These are not turn on words.

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That sex queen, Lynn, says she's lickable

With outcomes wholly predictable

Of that I approve

Juicy lips so smooth

As long as she is also much prickable

There is a sex queen called Lynn

Who some may refer to as thin

But her body is lithe

And her pussy a hive

To the bees she gladly let's in

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The gap I've a mind to mind

Would be one as seen from behind

Preferably over my lap

I can tickle that gap

For pleasures quite unconfined

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Some gaps are ripe for delection

Some others open for one's reflection

As i ponder such delights

And try as I might

There is no way to contain my erection

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Lying prone across my lap

I'll give your bare ass a tap

Not too severe

On such a sweet rear

And certainly "mind the gap"

As alone on a tube I was sat

With thoughts of your arse and a tap

My erection grew bolder

And escaped from its holder

Doors opened and I heard 'Mind the Gap'

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I suppose we've all given a try

To bending our head to our thigh

But it isn't for me

Can just barely see

Much less my tongue to apply

Lynn was so supple in bed

That her legs went over her head

When a stiff shaft went in

Sweet juices did spring

When contorting she knew where this led

Excellent with the visual too!

Sex in bed is taken as read

Although every room adds spice it is said

Outside is immense

With orgasms intense

If it rains I might try the shed

Lush needs a rhyme about tits

I thought as I played with my bits

A sexual agenda

And orgasms to remember

With cum shoots to ensure its a hit!

Spot on

Just right.

Excellent Limerick.

A lorry driver named Rick

Was proud of his roving dick

Front, back or mouth

North, East, West and South

Each conquest mapped with a prick

I cum and cum and cum

Said the wanking young man to his mum

She said it's so good to test

And your cum is the best

I have eaten and filled up my tum

A woman I know showed her clit

She stroked it and had a big hit

She bought lots of toys

Which made lots of noise

But best when she let me do it

There is a young lady on Lush

Who wanted to make love in a rush

So we met up in Gwent

To see how things went

With hours spent poking her bush

I love women in satin and the ilk

With breasts poking through, giving milk

So whilst sat here alone

Vigorously stroking my bone

I am clothed in satin and silk

There was a pearly king and queen

Who didn't know which way to lean

They swapped pearls and panties

And did what they fancied

Leaning every way they deemed

The pussy she showed had much fur

So much it created allure

Somewhere deep inside

An entrance I spied

So I plunged in and satisfied her!

Some refer to my weapon as Prick

While others have called it my dick

Whether todger or cock

It counts not a jot

What matters is length and how thick!

Reminds me of the 'There's something about Mary' film, when his pal told him to rub one out before he went out for the evening. He told him he would last longer. He tried it bymut she rang the doorbell just as he climaxed. He was distracted and it shot up and landed on his earlobe. He couldn't find it, so answered the door. She saw it immediately (Cameron Diaz can see mine anytime!) and asked what it was. "Hair gel". Do she rubbed it in her hair and it stuck up as though glued!😄