A lead actor once appeared in a farce

Where his clothes came off for a laugh

The lead actress bent over

As he tripped and fell over

And his mast went straight up her arse!

Once a mature woman, for a stunt

Went on the Thames for a punt

Too late for her date, she coxed for the eight

They repaid her by filling her cunt

I love it! After my wife died, I ended up on a dating site. One night there was only 1 woman who was up fir a chat. We started by messaging on the site and then she asked me to call her. She was not a great looker but had a warmth to her. Her husband was downstairs while she was alone upstairs. Very lonely.

When I called I asked to describe what she was wearing and if she felt good. Not so.

I then suggested she change into something she really felt good in - sexy even.

She put the phone down and I could hear opening and closing of drawers or wardrobes. It took a bit of time but she came back on the phone. She described what she was wearing.

She had put a blouse on - I had mentioned I loved satin blouse on women. It wasn't satin but it was for me! She had a short skirt, and she said she had some 'nice' panties. They were lace, she said.

Anyway, I asked her to think that O was with her and that she felt so good she wanted to show me in a tantalising way. She had to feel herself and know that I was watching because she was so sexy and I wanted her.

She got really into it and ended up very hot and bothered! Then she told me she had cum. She was making faint noises before.

Then she cried on the phone! I asked why and she said it was the first orgasm she had experienced since she was young! She didn't normally feel good or even bother as her husband didn't care for her.

So phone certainly works!