Yeah, interestingly the classic fiction genres tend to be underrepresented here other than romance. I delve into fantasy and paranormal sometimes myself but I know they aren't really popular. I don't read enough here anymore to know if the current popularity of romantasy (romantic fantasy) and paranormal/urban fantasy romances have shown up on here.

Lube my fist (often just soap in the shower, but I've used various lubes as well) and fuck it. I try to keep my fist loose, take it slow and build so I get a very intense finish. Second is massaging with my fingertips. I find that gives a better finish than "jerking".

No, unless you count moving out at 23. 😊

HYE snuck someone into your parents' (or other) place for a hookup under their (or whoever's) nose?

Fight the Good Fight - Triumph

I have not had a partner in so long (probably getting close to a decade, certainly pre-pandemic), that I'm not sure how it would go. Should really give it a go and see. Solo, I can certainly still get a nice hard-on, though maybe less often and requiring more stimulation than in my youth. And I do have morning (or sometimes middle of the night) wood.

Probably the reporter. I'm not sure I could handle fame, including being hassled for interviews by reporters.

Marry for money or marry for fame? (assuming love isn't an option)

Good morning! Well, with the Bear apparently persona (or maybe that fursona) non grata, guess it falls to the ape to open up. I cleaned up Bertha and loaded her up with some dark roast Jamaican Blue Mountain. There's Yorkshire Gold and Kenya Kambaa teas. Kettle is ready if craving other hot bevvies. And there's day old goodies for half the price of two day old goodies.

And Happy Summer!! It is now official in the Northern Hemisphere!! And Happy Winter to any Southerners hanging around!!

Do You Really Want to Hurt Me? - Culture Club

Avantasia

All Through the Night - Cyndi Lauper

Old Man

Yes

One of my persistent headaches has taken hold starting yesterday afternoon. Usually it fizzles out by midday so I shall soldier on.

Weekend looms but I don't have much on the radar. Just usual house and yard stuff.

Yorkshire Tea and a croissant.

Electric. A gas engine that close to me is a recipe for disaster.

Ghosts: Believe or not?

Open a ticket. Probably get dealt with quicker that way.

Mower. My property is too small for a tractor.

Gas lawn trimmer or electric trimmer?

Bob Newhart used to have a comedy routine like this. Would be good to listen to for this. Or was that the inspiration?

(There's also a very funny Robot Chicken of Emperor Palpatine talking to Darth Vader after the destruction of the first Death Star that is clearly modelled on Newhart)

Sex with a friend would be wonderful, solo is the likely reality.

Big fancy wedding or low-key?

Very mixed weather today where I am. Probably why my mood is shaky again.

Got a bunch of likes on "Free Use Friday" overnight so kind of glad I decided to boost it. Nothing new from me is imminent so may as well get some attention for my neglected older work.

To be honest, I have never had a margarita, but both sound interesting. Lime to start, I think.

Action movie or steamy romance?

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Today is the last day of my lengthy vacation. A couple of days in Atlanta, then 2 weeks on Mackinac Island, followed by a long weekend in Ontario, were all amazing for the soul. But yesterday we arrived in Tennessee, and I'm blown away by the view from our "glamping" geodome.

This all sounds quite fun. Too bad you and your son have health issues to struggle with, but at least you're getting some good downtime. Ontario being amazing for the soul is not something I ever say, but that's probably because I have lived here for 61 and counting years (which, not coincidentally, is my age). Maybe Central Ontario (cottage country and Algonquin Park).

Some liked an older story of mine that I myself had kind of published and forgotten. So I took a look at it with new eyes (it's two years old) and realized it's actually pretty good. See my signature below or the latest post on my profile for more.

Triumph

Can we rub our nipples together to mix the flavours? 🤪 But I like licking nipples so me licking BBQ sauce.

Finger a pussy or finger an ass?

Like both coasts and almost ended up on the East but probably West. I love the mountains and have enjoyed my trips to various points along the Pacific.

Card game or board game for an evening with friends?

Bonobos have quite a reputation. 😁 (Assuming you consider them an animal. Some want them and chimps classified as humans).

If you could fly like a bird, would you migrate like one in winter?

Not likely but haven't worn one yet so maybe that opinion would change.😋

Do you have a collection of various sex toys or just a favourite or two?

No. I am "both hands on the wheel driver" for the most part. I have been tempted to pull off and try it in the carpool lots that are a feature of a lot of 401 ramps. They are often pretty quiet outside rush hours.

HYE dropped off a partner somewhere, then gone to pick up another for some fun while they are out?

COOKIES!!! NOM NOM NOM

Oh, um, yeah, good morning. How are things? Had a heavy downpour in the middle of the night but it is sunny this morning. Maybe that will lift the black cloud that seems to have settled on my soul. I do feel a bit better today.

Yorkshire Tea to go with those cookies.

Later.

Los Lobos

Walking. Motorcycles scare the sheep out of me.

Walk somewhere in particular or just walk along a nice trail/path with no real destination?