Bonobos have quite a reputation. 😁 (Assuming you consider them an animal. Some want them and chimps classified as humans).

If you could fly like a bird, would you migrate like one in winter?

Not likely but haven't worn one yet so maybe that opinion would change.😋

Do you have a collection of various sex toys or just a favourite or two?

No. I am "both hands on the wheel driver" for the most part. I have been tempted to pull off and try it in the carpool lots that are a feature of a lot of 401 ramps. They are often pretty quiet outside rush hours.

HYE dropped off a partner somewhere, then gone to pick up another for some fun while they are out?

COOKIES!!! NOM NOM NOM

Oh, um, yeah, good morning. How are things? Had a heavy downpour in the middle of the night but it is sunny this morning. Maybe that will lift the black cloud that seems to have settled on my soul. I do feel a bit better today.

Yorkshire Tea to go with those cookies.

Later.

Los Lobos

Walking. Motorcycles scare the sheep out of me.

Walk somewhere in particular or just walk along a nice trail/path with no real destination?

Oolong. As a tea drinker, I love green, but adore a good oolong.

Celebrate your birthday with a wild party or just a night with someone special?

I once asked for butter tarts in the wrong place. How did I know it was the wrong place? Two scantily clad women walked out with a butter churn. 🤪

Good afternoon. Very variable, stormy weather here. No walk today. I can take my shower at home, thank you 😁

Jinjer

You can get further on a plane but trains tend to be less hassle so trains.

Oral sex one at a time or 69?

Good evening. Nice, if cool for mid-June, day here. I took a shot at what I hope will be a shorter piece that I can finish in good time and actually get out. I keep getting mired in stories that mutate into long, drawn out tales. This one is two married guys having some extracurricular fun ... with each other. No elaborate plotting or anything, just "straight" guys discovering their hankering for cock.

I tend to like breasts, period, without too much regard for size (shape, firmness, nipples matter more to my enjoyment, really). However, I don't think I have ever enjoyed the company of a lady with a DD, so that.

Long thin cock or short thick cock?

Gentle Giant

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I’ve never sought out women of a different race intentionally.

Yeah, same. If you had told me in 1988 that I would marry someone from China I would have laughed. Then 1989 came along and, yeah, hot Chinese classmate. Now our mixed race son is married to a South Asian woman so our grandkids family tree will be interesting (I am mainly of UK descent).

Ensiferum

Never had avo toast so that. BLT is more a lunch thing in my world anyhow.

Soft fur rug or smooth silk sheets to lay on for sex or masturbation?

English Breakfast and an eclair.

Good morning. I am in some kind of rut at the moment. Work isn't engaging me. Writing sort of is but I can't seem to stick with a story long enough to finish it so I am almost at the point of just writing form the sake of writing. Even music has of.lost.its luster and that's mostly been my rock the last couple years. Not sure where to go with life right now. Maybe I am just bored and need something new to get me excited again.

Sorry for the rant. Later, alligators.

Beyond the Black

Yoth Iria (Greek black metal)

The food booths. 😀. More seriously, I am okay with anything that's on level ground and doesn't involve plunging down hills at high speed. So bumper cars, merry-go-rounds, and similar.

If all costs were paid (flight, food, accommodations, any guides or other travel personnel) for a trip, where would you go?

Still have a lingering crush on a young (compared to me) lady at work. 4 years now and she's just that good looking that I can't shake it.

Have you hit on someone that you expected to turn you down and instead they accepted?

I'll assume you mean "date" and the answer is "no" since I've never really been in that situation.

HYE had relationships with two members of the same family concurrently and did you get caught?

Actor/Actress (thought there are athletes I wouldn't say no to)

Learn a musical instrument or learn a new language?

Whitesnake

Barefoot. Heels and pools don't mix in my mind.

Open bar or BYOB?

Not sure she had achieved "celebrity" yet, but a decade ago the young singer-songwriter Christina Grimmie was murdered. Hit me harder than other musicians might have because I had just discovered her and was quite impressed with her talents. And then, boom, it's over thanks to a nut with a gun. Her family do what they can to keep her memory alive and did get some more of her recordings released posthumously but she'll never be the star a lot of us thought she might become.

sigh

HYE had an evening of games or other non-sexual fun turn into an "all nighter"?

Well, June is the half way point between Christmases so I have heard of "Christmas in June" events before. Why not as a theme for a birthday party? And it won't be long before the dreaded "xx shopping days until Christmas" crap starts. I almost pay more attention to the Islamic holidays and feast days now, given that's when I am likely to see my son and d-i-l.

Queensryche

Necromantia