For my contribution to the tuneage, here's Swedish melodic death metal OGs In Flames recorded live in their hometown of Gothenburg, Sweden.

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KIWI which apparently you can grow up here.

Really? Wow. You're Ontario, right? Hm. Never woulda thunk.

We got annuals in yesterday and I cleaned the garage. Today I clean the car interiors and mow the lawn. Between being away for half of April, being sick when I got back, and the rather cool start to the season, I am kind of packing all my Spring chores into the long weekend.

Supposed to hit 30C here today and tomorrow, then back to cool stuff. Kind of muggy, too. I tested out the AC yesterday and it worked so I guess we are ready.

Assam tea and those cupcakes stacked with fruit look delish. A blueberry one, please.

Carcass

I don't have a male partner to suck but if I did, a blowjob before work would be a nice start to the day while after would be a good stress release. So whatever he wanted.

Clean the cars first or mow the lawn first (my chore list for today ☺️)?

Probably a trailer now. Not sure my back would take too kindly to laying on the ground even with an air mattress.

Spoon or face to face for cuddling?

In the shower about an hour ago.

None right now.

Are you good at keeping secrets?

Just static discharges.

HYE broken up with someone while vacationing with them?

Laptop

Windows or Mac?

XTC

Not yet.

HYE been rescued from drowning?

Temple of the Dog

Feet. WAM is "wet and messy" and while I enjoy the wet part, not so much the messy. Though never say never.

Game on a PC or on a game console?

No big groups here yet, just old-fashioned one on one.

Do you know sexual secrets about friends, co-workers, etc.?

I could go for time travel. Go into the past and become my own father. Nice weird twist on IF.

No but I had (no injuries) crash on one maybe 30 years ago.

HYE done major reno on a home or other property yourself?

Take out. Fruit wouldn't be enough unless I ate a lot.

Send nudes or receive nudes?

No but I have written about it and it is a fantasy I have entertained.

Are you an exhibitionist?

Queens of the Stone Age

Sex first, then date? Never happened to me but could be fun.

HYE had sex with a sibling's partner and got away with it?

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We get ours locally, from a Mennonite family.

My parents used to buy a litre or two on the Kitchener Farmer's Market every spring. High probability it was from Mennonites but not sure. We used to get a litre from our former neighbour. His family had farmland with a sugar bush on it. That ended as his health deteriorated and they moved to a retirement home more than a year ago. Both have dementia and the home puts them close to one of their kids.

Good morning! French toast would go down nicely with a Yorkshire Tea.

Avocado chickpea salad with cherry tomatoes in a honey-lime dressing. Got it from the mother of one of my son's friends years ago.

Katatonia

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Evanescence

Who Will You Follow

Loving this new track from Amy and company. New album is on pre-save in my Spotify. Coming June 5.

Hellripper

LOL, so much for a nice long weekend here. Now there's showers with a risk of thunderstorms all day today, then a chance of showers tomorrow and Monday. Just yesterday the weekend was looking promising save Monday.

Anyhow, that doesn't change the fact that I get an extra day off work this weekend. Shopping, housework and probably writing will happen. There's yardwork, too, but that's weather dependent and see above.

Assam tea and a couple beignets.

My contribution to the tuneage is the band Blue Medusa. One of several projects for Canadian death metal singer Alissa White-Gluz since she had a falling out with Swedish band Arch Enemy last year, Blue Medusa sees her teaming with guitarists Alyssa Day and Dani Sophia.

Yes, the band name likely alludes to Alissa's penchant for dyeing her long hair shades of blue.

Someone burst into the bedroom to attack me. Woke up immediately and couldn't sleep again for a long time.

Do you have sexual thoughts or fantasies at inconvenient times (meetings, classes, whatever)?

Nope. Don't even play lotteries or casino games.

HYE gone on a solo vacation trip and ended up in a vacation relationship?

No. Not yet, at least.

Has 2026 been a good, bad, or indifferent year so far?

I like to see who is doing sexy stuff to me, being a party favor.

Be monarch of a country or CEO of a corporation?