It sounds like rejection based on the quality of the writing.
I'm a little surprised by that. I had no idea that, beyond an obvious, purely minimalistic requirement, that the moderators' criteria included anything beyond the site guidelines.
Might it not have been clear that the characters were of the correct age due to the use of this literary device, somehow?
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Sensei
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Long and wavy. For color, reddish brown, but I'm not picky.
As for style, it depends on the setting and the outfit.
For schoolgirl role-playing, probably a pony tail. In a professional setting, I would think pulled up into a bun would be the thing to do. But in most cases, just hanging free. That makes it particularly convenient for grabbing and yanking, if you're into that sort of thing...
As for style, it depends on the setting and the outfit.
For schoolgirl role-playing, probably a pony tail. In a professional setting, I would think pulled up into a bun would be the thing to do. But in most cases, just hanging free. That makes it particularly convenient for grabbing and yanking, if you're into that sort of thing...
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This inspired me to go through my stories to try and pick one out, but it wasn't long before I decided I liked them all (well all the *nice* ones, anyway. There's been one guy.... but never mind). Rather than try to pick a favorite, I'll just use this opportunity to thank everyone who's read my work and taken the time to say something.
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Quote by AngelHeart01
I like mine in a BLT .. duh.
Alton Brown had a twist on BLT. He complained that he wanted his BLTs to use cherry tomatoes for their much, much better flavor, but then that made for an awkward sammich.
His take? He turned the bread into croutons and made a cherry tomato, lettuce, bacon salad.
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Quote by littlemissbitch
i told my husband years ago that i masturbated every day and he made me feel like a jerk for it..almost like i was cheating. weird.
I think that's wrong.
HOWEVER....
*IF* both sides are into it, I can see making a "rule" for my girl that she's not allowed to touch herself without permission.... and scolding her when she's naughty and taking her over my knee for a spanking....
But I think THAT sort of thing is not anything like what LMB is talking about.
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Quote by TVPHIL
I have masturbated every day for the last 50 years. I got married 39 years ago. Wifey discovered this two years ago and totally flipped out. After a week of screaming and demanding she talked to on and off therapist/counciler and was told "He is a guy get over it" so she did. Last August she discovered me at again and filed for divorce.
What I want to know is are you ladies offended by this? I have heard doctors say masturbation while in a relationship means nothing and "the more you get the more you want". The same doctor said 95% of men admit to masturbating and the other 5% are lying.
Do you think a controlling wife has the right to control even this?
Wow.
You know, it's probably just too easy for me to say this only hearing one side of the story, but it sounds to me like you'll be better off without her.
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Oh my.
Here goes.
Are you male or female?
[B]Male[/B]
How old are you?
[B]44[/B]
How many times a week do you masturbate?
[B]5-7[/B]
How many times do you orgasm each time you play?
[B]1[/B]
Where do you masturbate:
In bed?
[B]Yes[/B]
In the shower?
[B]No[/B]
In the bath?
[B]No[/B]
Outdoors?
[B]No[/B]
At work?
[B]oh, HELL No[/B]
Every room in the house?
[B]No[/B]
In a car while traveling... ?
[B]No[/B]
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other?
[B]Yes[/B]
A friend?
[B]No[/B]
A friend's spouse?
[B]No[/B]
A stranger?
[B]No[/B]
A student?
[B]No[/B]
A member of the same sex?
[B]Ugh! No[/B]
A past lover?
[B]No[/B]
What position do you play in:
On your back?
[B]Yes[/B]
Standing?
[B]No[/B]
Kneeling?
[B]No[/B]
Sitting?
[B]No[/B]
Lying on tummy?
[B]No[/B]
How do you play:
With left hand?
[B]No[/B]
With right hand?
[B]Yes[/B]
With a toy?
[B]Sometimes[/B]
With water from bath?
[B]No[/B]
Written erotica?
[B]Occasionally[/B]
Pictures?
[B]Sometimes[/B]
Movie clips online?
[B]Frequently[/B]
Videos?
[B]See above[/B]
Something on TV?
[B]Not counting the above responses, no[/B]
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman?
[B]Yes[/B]
Gay or lesbian sex?
[B]I occasionally like to watch lesbian scenes[/B]
Group sex or orgies?
[B]No[/B]
Blow jobs/oral sex?
[B]No[/B]
Cumshots?
[B]No[/B]
Anal?
[B]No[/B]
Interracial?
[B]No[/B]
Age play?
[B]No[/B]
S&M?
[B]Spanking[/B]
Role playing?
[B]Some spanking related, occasionally[/B]
Kinky?
[B]That's in the eye of the beholder[/B]
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages?
[B]No[/B]
A chat room dialogue?
[B]No[/B]
Exchanged stories or pictures?
[B]No[/B]
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating?
[B]Yes[/B]
Masturbated for a man/woman?
[B]With my wife[/B]
Masturbated for the same sex?
[B]No[/B]
Masturbated in a group?
[B]No[/B]
Masturbated for a photo?
[B]No[/B]
Masturbated for a webcam?
[B]No[/B]
Masturbated for a video?
[B]No[/B]
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating?
[B]No[/B]
Insert something or play with your ass?
[B]No[/B]
Insert something in mouth when masturbating?
[B]No[/B]
Use pain as a method of playing?
[B]No[/B]
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum?
[B]Ugh! No[/B]
When was the last time you masturbated?
[B]Last night[/B]
Are you wet or hard now?
[B]No[/B]
Are you going to masturbate now?
[B]No[/B]
Are you a masturbation addict?
[B]That's a tough call. My wife thinks I am. I don't think so.[/B]
What is the most you have played in one day?
[B]twice[/B]
Here goes.
Are you male or female?
[B]Male[/B]
How old are you?
[B]44[/B]
How many times a week do you masturbate?
[B]5-7[/B]
How many times do you orgasm each time you play?
[B]1[/B]
Where do you masturbate:
In bed?
[B]Yes[/B]
In the shower?
[B]No[/B]
In the bath?
[B]No[/B]
Outdoors?
[B]No[/B]
At work?
[B]oh, HELL No[/B]
Every room in the house?
[B]No[/B]
In a car while traveling... ?
[B]No[/B]
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other?
[B]Yes[/B]
A friend?
[B]No[/B]
A friend's spouse?
[B]No[/B]
A stranger?
[B]No[/B]
A student?
[B]No[/B]
A member of the same sex?
[B]Ugh! No[/B]
A past lover?
[B]No[/B]
What position do you play in:
On your back?
[B]Yes[/B]
Standing?
[B]No[/B]
Kneeling?
[B]No[/B]
Sitting?
[B]No[/B]
Lying on tummy?
[B]No[/B]
How do you play:
With left hand?
[B]No[/B]
With right hand?
[B]Yes[/B]
With a toy?
[B]Sometimes[/B]
With water from bath?
[B]No[/B]
Written erotica?
[B]Occasionally[/B]
Pictures?
[B]Sometimes[/B]
Movie clips online?
[B]Frequently[/B]
Videos?
[B]See above[/B]
Something on TV?
[B]Not counting the above responses, no[/B]
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman?
[B]Yes[/B]
Gay or lesbian sex?
[B]I occasionally like to watch lesbian scenes[/B]
Group sex or orgies?
[B]No[/B]
Blow jobs/oral sex?
[B]No[/B]
Cumshots?
[B]No[/B]
Anal?
[B]No[/B]
Interracial?
[B]No[/B]
Age play?
[B]No[/B]
S&M?
[B]Spanking[/B]
Role playing?
[B]Some spanking related, occasionally[/B]
Kinky?
[B]That's in the eye of the beholder[/B]
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages?
[B]No[/B]
A chat room dialogue?
[B]No[/B]
Exchanged stories or pictures?
[B]No[/B]
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating?
[B]Yes[/B]
Masturbated for a man/woman?
[B]With my wife[/B]
Masturbated for the same sex?
[B]No[/B]
Masturbated in a group?
[B]No[/B]
Masturbated for a photo?
[B]No[/B]
Masturbated for a webcam?
[B]No[/B]
Masturbated for a video?
[B]No[/B]
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating?
[B]No[/B]
Insert something or play with your ass?
[B]No[/B]
Insert something in mouth when masturbating?
[B]No[/B]
Use pain as a method of playing?
[B]No[/B]
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum?
[B]Ugh! No[/B]
When was the last time you masturbated?
[B]Last night[/B]
Are you wet or hard now?
[B]No[/B]
Are you going to masturbate now?
[B]No[/B]
Are you a masturbation addict?
[B]That's a tough call. My wife thinks I am. I don't think so.[/B]
What is the most you have played in one day?
[B]twice[/B]
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Quote by Dreamwriter1
Which is worse, having a relationship where your partner will have sex with you but doesn't enjoy it or a relationship where ther is no sex?
If you figure it out, let me know.
In my opinion, both are equivalent. The situation makes me feel old beyond my years.
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D/s relationships are still relationships. A lot of relationship questions don't have significantly different answers in the context of D/s compared to vanilla relationships. This, I think, is one of them. And you are in a far better position than any of us to know what your mistress would appreciate - be it sexual or mundane.
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The difficult part is when partners don't have the same opinion of what does and doesn't "count."
I went to a strip club once when I had an afternoon to kill. I told my wife - because I didn't think it was a problem - and she freaked out. I haven't gone back since, because now I know that for her, that "counts," and it's not important enough to me to go there to make it an issue.
She doesn't know I'm here. I don't "cyber" here in the chat rooms. I just write stories and talk about them.
What kills me is that I'm fairly sure she would not approve. I'm going to tell her at some point, because not telling her is indeed dishonest. I'm not sure what comes of that conversation if she objects to my writing erotica and discussing it with others (particularly other ladies - regardless of how innocuous those conversations are).
I went to a strip club once when I had an afternoon to kill. I told my wife - because I didn't think it was a problem - and she freaked out. I haven't gone back since, because now I know that for her, that "counts," and it's not important enough to me to go there to make it an issue.
She doesn't know I'm here. I don't "cyber" here in the chat rooms. I just write stories and talk about them.
What kills me is that I'm fairly sure she would not approve. I'm going to tell her at some point, because not telling her is indeed dishonest. I'm not sure what comes of that conversation if she objects to my writing erotica and discussing it with others (particularly other ladies - regardless of how innocuous those conversations are).
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So... I'm a guy. Undoubtedly I have no business giving advice here. Still...
When you say "no toys," if you're really saying, "no purpose-built sex toys," then that opens things way up.
1. Every pharmacy in the country sells "muscle massagers" with a wink and a nod. There are those that come with replaceable attachments. The ones that plug in are.... energetic.
2. If you don't have one, go buy one of those massager showerheads that's on a hose.
3. As others have said, your principle erogenous zone is your mind. Read your favorite story here and let it get you hot and bothered.
When you say "no toys," if you're really saying, "no purpose-built sex toys," then that opens things way up.
1. Every pharmacy in the country sells "muscle massagers" with a wink and a nod. There are those that come with replaceable attachments. The ones that plug in are.... energetic.
2. If you don't have one, go buy one of those massager showerheads that's on a hose.
3. As others have said, your principle erogenous zone is your mind. Read your favorite story here and let it get you hot and bothered.
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Quote by WellMadeMale
I still would like to adopt an 18 year old, under-privileged nymphomaniac and help put her through Uni.
I have never been a sugar daddy before. Sounds like an adventure.
There's a book you simply must go buy right now. It's called "Cell Phone Slave" by Shon Richards.
Go now. Don't wait.
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Quote by Shylass
I've bolded the important bit so you can skip all the crap if you wish.
I'd never deign to describe anything you write as "crap."
How much of the Real You is in your writing? Are you happy to share "Yourself" with what some might call a fan, or just people interested in your writing? Do you reply to messages with revelations of yourself? How do you respond to people wanting to know more about You? Are you happy to write your whole self and pure character into your stories, or do you usually pull things that are not really of "You" into your work, as I do?
I realise these are lots of questions, but I would be grateful and interested to know how you feel about this subject, if you wish to share. I'm nosy, you see.
I thought about putting a post in the Ask the Readers thread, but I'm scared of what the answers might be.
I would suspect that there may be a gender difference at work. I would posit that females here get a far, far different experience than males in terms of the level and character of inquiries.
But speaking for myself, there's almost none of "me" in my writing, apart from the fact that I write generally about topics I know and am interested in (BDSM & Spanking). I don't write about real life or personal things mostly out of respect for the privacy of the other people involved.
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I'm a goldilocks man myself - not too big, not too small - for both. I think a "C" cup is about ideal. Large enough to actually be able to cup them from underneath when standing behind her.
The ass needs to be curvy and have a little bounce to it when it's spanked.
The ass needs to be curvy and have a little bounce to it when it's spanked.