Yes, a chance to rename yourself. Give yourself a porn name and wear it proudly! For me it’s Dick Shagwell.

Two words…conforming nonconformist

Raising my hand. For me it is Jane Seymour.

Put as much as you possibly can into your 401k or retirement fund. Now live it up. You are still very young!

Growing up in the Boston area we called it tonic. When we moved and asking for a tonic they had no idea what I was talking about.

Amateur. As it’s always in my mind that what’s on the screen could actually happen and might even be me.

Nope, never had sex with someone from that band.

When a person ends a sentence with “at”. As in “where are you at?”

When they use “goes” instead of said. “So he goes…”

Oh, and the made up word de-plane. You mean exit?

I’d pay off my house and loans and those of my children.

Like the Wizard of Oz, I prefer to be behind the curtain making things go without the attention.

No, have not

Have you ever masturbated at work? And, yes I have.

The wife mentioned getting a vibrator. Should I surprise her with one?

Where is your favorite place to read Lushstories and when?

There is a video on the web promoting gun safety. It shows two boys using vibrators as swords as the two moms talk. One looking sheepish. The tag line is lock them up!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DGDvlY7gglk

Makes it less than enjoyable. Hope your next time was more enjoyable.

I’m on the quarterly plan 😕

It may have been Jethro Tull back in the 70s.

As some said here in 2014, I’m old and old fashioned. If I know the person that way I’d want more than one time.

No to Nicole Kidman. Yes, to Jane Seymour!

Became a grandfather!

Count me in on this one. Especially once turned on sufficiently.

For me it was a beach in Southern California.

My pollinator garden. Love seeing it filled with bees and butterflies.

Live it up! You are still plenty young. Make plans for the next 50!

Unfortunately ticks and mosquitoes

Anxious…doing federal taxes and watching stock market 🤯

Milan Italy

An improvised shrimp and pasta dish. It was excellent!

Black licorice

I wish she would. I’d love to watch. But she doesn’t.