Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so they can breed their own stock.
The brunette balances their checkbook, then decides to take their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "If I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a .
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
Well, with only $1 left after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, comfortable."
The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you just write, comfortable?"
The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. She'll read it slowly."
Isn't the solution obvious? Flip for it, heads or tails?
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a
tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ..." He sighed......... . "Let's put all
the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."
Maybe, but how do I know if it was relevant?
Shouldn't you ask Lynn that?
Does anybody really know anybody anyway?
I'm trying to send my poems to my kindle, but they don't seem to transfer.
I get the pop-up, sign-in to Amazon and hit send but nothing seems to happen. And I'm also curious, I don't see the authors name listed in the preview, if I can get this to work will my ID show up?
Any help will be appreciated!
Why are there seperate ways to post here in the forums and on the rest of the site?
In one place, to post a youtube video you need the embed code and everywhere else you need the url.
And posting an emoji here is different than posting a comment on a story!
Is there a separate listing I'm missing for posting emoji's in comments? I even tried using the img tag.
Please save what's left of my questionable sanity!
What if he prefers not to choose?
Are you familiar with the expression "The risk is worth the reward"?
I'm the same smartass IRL as I am here and I have the bruises to prove it. I don't feel the need to pose as another character when I can play with myself.
howdy Stranger !! 
