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ShamelessFlirt
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 156
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Roses are red
who wouldn't try and peek
between Wild and Rosie
we all sound like creeps
The fact remains
we'd have to be dead
not to want either or both
to delight in our bed
Admiring from afar
works out well on paper
but frankly won't suceed
in accomplishing our caper
Our stunts may be juvenile
but our desires all too real
with your beauty and charm
our fates you did seal
who wouldn't try and peek
between Wild and Rosie
we all sound like creeps
The fact remains
we'd have to be dead
not to want either or both
to delight in our bed
Admiring from afar
works out well on paper
but frankly won't suceed
in accomplishing our caper
Our stunts may be juvenile
but our desires all too real
with your beauty and charm
our fates you did seal
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Roses are red
running is fun
don't do it with scissors
else you'll be undone
running is fun
don't do it with scissors
else you'll be undone
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Quote by honeydipped
"are you going to eat that?" as they point at my plate. um, yeah. probably why i put it there in the first place.
I had a girl point at her panties and ask me that once. I didn't mind. :P
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Quote by mollflanders
You'll have to ask my husband.
Pithy!
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Folie :
(n) a psychological disorder of thought or emotion; a more neutral term than mental illness
(n) a psychological disorder of thought or emotion; a more neutral term than mental illness
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Quote by browncoffee
Immune? Please. It's on.
Everyone else should declare their intentions so I know who to harass etc.
Mike?
Em? (I know it's a long shot but please, please, please?)
Bill?
Buz?
Curvy?
Mr Flirt?
Laura?
Gil?
Lilly?
Margot?
I'll count Rach out for now on account of her being busy occupied with our affair and whatnot.
I'll be back shortly to address the names I've missed and to assess your intentions. Choose wisely, people.
I'm assuming you mean intentions regarding the competition? Unfortunately, I'm living off of past work and wouldn't be capable of competing. My mind is awash with ideas, tentacle and otherwise but it would take me far too long to complete the task.
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I'm a purist. I love the taste and live to lick and tease the delicate bud crowning such a luscious delicacy. My thirst isn't quenched until she has fists full of my hair and her thighs threaten to pop my head open like a walnut.
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Quote by sprite
roll call: not going to be around much, if at all for a while - just a heads up - been a rough week - one of my furry daughters lost a battle with cancer, and Harvey hit - i have family down there - my brother, his wife, my nephew, his gf, etc. they're ok, but they've lost a lot - a few friends, too, most of whom i've heard from - same situation, and one of whom has yet to check in.
for the record, i really pushed for "tentacle sex" as the comp theme. sadly, i was outvoted. sorry V-man.
There's always a way around that. The books the characters read in the story could be about tentacle porn ...And they could be non-fiction!
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I once met someone online and we fell hopelessly in love. We took things offline and even moved in together. We even met our respective parents. The whole thing lasted in the neighborhood of eleven years, eight of which we physically shared.
Given the chance, I'd do it again.
Meeting online isn't much different than meeting in a bar. The emotions behind the screen are no less real and run just as deep. Sure there are challenges just like in any relationship, but if you click you figure out how to deal with them.
I bought hand-lotion in bulk.
Given the chance, I'd do it again.
Meeting online isn't much different than meeting in a bar. The emotions behind the screen are no less real and run just as deep. Sure there are challenges just like in any relationship, but if you click you figure out how to deal with them.
I bought hand-lotion in bulk.
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Quote by adele
keen, or peachy keen
Funny, I heard those words just before ...
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Roses are red
Hi Marie twas I that you heard
I tend to prattle on
and make comments most absurd
Hi Marie twas I that you heard
I tend to prattle on
and make comments most absurd
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Roses are red
but not as pretty as Rosie
we haven't met
I'm just bein nosy.
And when you leave for your adventure
pardon me if I stare
it's meant as a compliment
acknowledging a magnificent derriere
but not as pretty as Rosie
we haven't met
I'm just bein nosy.
And when you leave for your adventure
pardon me if I stare
it's meant as a compliment
acknowledging a magnificent derriere
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My prose is entirely based on my experiences.
My stories, yet to be verified, are mostly true with occasional poetic license and plot embellishment.
My stories, yet to be verified, are mostly true with occasional poetic license and plot embellishment.
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I call mine "Jimmy Hoffa" cause no one knows where it's been buried.
