A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.
A guy walks into Rumplations and tells Rump, "Give me 5 shots of Jack!"
Rump asks "Are you having a bad day?"
The guy replies, "Nope, I'm celebrating my first blowjob!"
Rump congratulates him and says, "Well in that case, let me give you a beer on the house."
The guy replies, "No thanks, if this doesn't take the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."
Your Mind is Orange
Of all the mind types, yours is the quickest.
You are usually thinking a mile a minute, and you could be thinking about anything at all.
Your thoughts are often scattered and random - but they're also a lot of fun!
You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about esoteric subjects, the meaning of life, and pop culture.
I would love a filter similar to "active topics" for "threads I've posted in".
Do you like eggs in yours?
And if you have a favorite recipe, feel free to share it.
Personally I think eggs have no place in chicken salad. I'm on the fence about using celery. I like mine with both white and dark meat chicken, pickle relish, minced onion, dried cranberries, granulated honey and of course mayo. And if I really want to be bad, bacon of course. I've also been known to slip in BBQ sauce and cheddar cheese. I also prefer the chicken finely minced and not too chunky but not pureed creamy either. Served in lettuce cups, or on English muffins or potato bread. Yum
Do you think I need convincing?
Are you offering?? Prescription or OTC??
Could you give me a better reason to trip and fall?
could you get me to feel any more sheepish?
Love is an itch you can never hope to scratch,
a shared desire to be devoured in unquenchable fire.
It's passion and intellect all rolled into one,
complimenting each other like the moon and the sun.
Have you seen Silence of the lambs?
Why stop at your word when you have so much more to take?
Roses are red
Violettes are blue
I submitted what I originally wrote
so this will have to do
in honor of the current contest: Bibliophile
I thought it was love
She just wanted to get laid
What a fool believes
Would they still work after I get through with them?
