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ShamelessFlirt
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by sprite
btw, i'm back in school again, so my time on lush is gonna be super limited, but i'll try to pop and harass everyone as often as possible.
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ahem. i don't count?
Not past 12, unless you take off your boots.
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i'm too lazy to make a joke comparing my clit to one of those braille dot bump things (do they actually have names? educate me!), so make one up yourself.
Braille characters are rectangular blocks called cells containing tiny bumps called raised dots.
And fwiw, your clit is beyond compare
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for the record, noticed that Phil keeps looking up my skirt and then muttering something about 'cute panties' with a huge smile on his face. In response, i've decided not to wear panties while in this establishment. that'll show him!
btw, i'm back in school again, so my time on lush is gonna be super limited, but i'll try to pop and harass everyone as often as possible.
This is why we've replaced the throne with a pedestal. Looks as if you've kept up with your yard work.
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Quote by HeraTeleia
Have a name, Flirt? One that doesn't tell me to smile and bat my eyelashes every time it is typed. I'm Jennifer. The tarantula on the nuts is Terrence. You are?
Intrigued, but you can call me Jim. And once you get to know me hopefully that will get you to at least smile to yourself even if you don't bat those pretty eyes.
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I admit I can be a little effeminate but I wouldn't go so far as to say I was a pussy never mind perfect!
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Their eyes locked first on each other, then the unisex bathrooms
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
It's dark out here in the desert. Me, I managed to accomplish next to nothing today. Might have done nothing except I got started on the latest story by Buz and couldn't stop. Ping's latest is also well worth a read but it's about 1/9th the length of Buz's epic. Check 'em both out if you get the chance.
College football wise, Colorado State laid it on Oregon State while Stanford is cooking poor Rice by something like 38 points at halftime over in the big Az.
Now before I head for the horizontal, any of you misfits want something to drink?
Red Stag. neat please.
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Their fingers caressed each other building toward guttural moans and inexorable release
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I survived a major car accident that resulted in closing a major highway and being helicoptered to the hospital
I've been writing for the better part of thirty years
I can carry on a coherent conversation and remember the details even if you wake me up from a sound sleep
I've been writing for the better part of thirty years
I can carry on a coherent conversation and remember the details even if you wake me up from a sound sleep
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Quote by TonyaL
I'm heading out for drinks so I'll take a shot to start the night. What do you have, Monsieur Bill? That's about the extent of my French but Google is a lovely thing lol.
Welcome Flirt. I hope you find this place to your liking. Most of us are quite kind unless you disturb Coma and Tose then I'm not sure how things will be. Oh and watch out for the Terrance the tarantula. He hangs out once in awhile.
I'm settling right in thanks. I kind of like hairy things, so I wouldn't mind meeting Terrence in lieu of other potentially unshaved things.
I do appreciate the heads up!
(and in my experience, the only french you need to master is kissin, fries and vanilla in that order )
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OYSTER SHOOTERS
Prep Time: 1 Hour
Yields: 12 Servings
Ingredients:
1 dozen raw oysters
6 ounces ice cold vodka
1 cup V-8® juice
1 tbsp minced jalapeño peppers
1 tbsp minced garlic
1 tsp horseradish
? tsp cracked black pepper
juice of 1 lemon
Method:
Place vodka in freezer to chill thoroughly. In a mixing bowl, combine all ingredients except oysters and vodka. Mix thoroughly and refrigerate 1 hour. When ready to serve, place 1 raw oyster into each of 12 shot glasses. Top oyster with an equal amount of horseradish mixture. Pour in ½ ounce vodka. Serve 1 as a cocktail or 3 as an appetizer. If oysters are to be served warm, pour tomato mixture in a shot glass, grill or sauté oysters, add oysters to glasses then top with vodka. Serve immediately.
Prep Time: 1 Hour
Yields: 12 Servings
Ingredients:
1 dozen raw oysters
6 ounces ice cold vodka
1 cup V-8® juice
1 tbsp minced jalapeño peppers
1 tbsp minced garlic
1 tsp horseradish
? tsp cracked black pepper
juice of 1 lemon
Method:
Place vodka in freezer to chill thoroughly. In a mixing bowl, combine all ingredients except oysters and vodka. Mix thoroughly and refrigerate 1 hour. When ready to serve, place 1 raw oyster into each of 12 shot glasses. Top oyster with an equal amount of horseradish mixture. Pour in ½ ounce vodka. Serve 1 as a cocktail or 3 as an appetizer. If oysters are to be served warm, pour tomato mixture in a shot glass, grill or sauté oysters, add oysters to glasses then top with vodka. Serve immediately.
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He thought he was spent when she revived him with a kiss.
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*deletes 20 of your posts, just for kicks*
Says the queen of kicks ...
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Quote by Liz
Yes, you keep formatting it like HTML with an HREF attribute. The forum will strip out all of that for security. All you need to do is copy and paste the URL.
If you want to have some plain text be a link, then you need to use forum tags. For example, the correct code for your forum signature would be this:
[code]My Offerings[/code]
Your patience is appreciated.
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lol OBVIOUSLY i'm being facetious?
hint: check out my forum rank.
Oh sure, embarrass the newb. Last time I try to be helpful around here. *with downcast eyes, kicks imaginary rock*
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Bacon wrapped pork loin
3lb pork loin
1 Jar Jalapeno gold (http://batesnutfarm.biz/i-10293090-jalapeno-gold-original...)
1 pkg cream cheese
Beazels Cajun seasoning (http://www.beazells.com/index.php?option=com_content...)
Tony's if you can't get Beazells (http://shop.tonychachere.com/original-creole-seasoning...)
1lb bacon
1 tbsp minced garlic
1 tbsp ginger paste
Butterfly a 3lb pork loin (this also works well with halved boneless chicken thighs)
generously rub the loin with creole seasoning (Baezels is best, Tonys is a decent Substitute but saltier).
Then line the center of the loin some of the jalapeño Jelly and cream cheese (Room temp! And NOT to the edges) garlic and ginger.
Roll the loin into a log with the creamcheese/jalapeño in the center
Lay bacon down on a pan first (over lapping each piece to create a lattice)
transfer the loin onto the bacon and flip all the other bacon to where it's overlapping on the top, seam side of the loin down.
Grill on charcoal using indirect heat until the thickest part of the loin registers 145
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I have to dig up the recipe, I make an interesting bacon wrapped stuffed pork loin. I have pics, but embarrassingly they're not online so I don't know how to link them short of starting a gallery here.
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i beg to differ?
I have to agree with Adele.
Quote by Stackexchange website
The bee's knees is an English slang phrase.
The Oxford English Dictionary records the expression "bee's knee" as meaning something small or insignificant from 1797.
The phrase "the bee's knees", meaning "the height of excellence", became popular in the U.S. in the 1920s, along with "the cat's whiskers" (possibly from the use of these in radio crystal sets), "the cat's pajamas" (pajamas were still new enough to be daring), and similar phrases that didn't endure: "the eel's ankle", "the elephant's instep", "the snake's hip" and "the capybara's spats".
The phrase's actual origin has not been determined, but several theories include "b's and e's" (short for "be-alls and end-alls") and a corruption of "business" ("It's the beezness.")
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<a href="https://">My offerings</a>
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The link keeps disappearing, can someone please tell me what I am doing wrong???
<a href="https://">My offerings</a>
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The link keeps disappearing, can someone please tell me what I am doing wrong???
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The forum software doesn't allow you to post links until you have a post count of 20. (It's a spam thing). You are currently on 7, so do a little more posting and you should be good.
Nope
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The male pigs penis is curly like it's tail and the female pig can orgasm for thirty minutes.
Don't ask me how they measured that second part.
Don't ask me how they measured that second part.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Flirt wrote:
Ahem ...I think you mean "He"
Ladies of Lush, I apologize. Flirt, I tried to give you a promotion...honest. ;)
What about a double-shot of Bear Huggers Bourbon on the rocks to help you forget my 'fat paw' he says, in only slightly mis-spelled French?
anyone else out there, male, female or somewhere in-between, need a drink?
Just because I'm a new member doesn't mean you can cut off my existing one.
*Downs the shot*
Thanks, no harm done.
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Quote by browncoffee
that joke was worth it.
sofa-king...
From a very old bar joke, kind of a drunk test. Write this out and get your victim to read it aloud:
eye Em sofa king wee Todd Ed
get them to repeat it faster till it comes out right.
