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ShamelessFlirt
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 156
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Coffee all around. Big Bertha's just beaming at all this attention. Thanks, Jeff. Think I'll take you up on that kind offer.
Y'all show your nice manners and give 'Flirt' the sort of Rumplations greeting she won't soon, if ever, forget...try as she might.
Whenever y'all finish sucking down all that coffee, remember there's a world-infamous assortment of beers, wines and fine lickers available.
Ahem ...I think you mean "He"
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I'm a walking cliche and frequently use words and phrases that are considered obscure or antiquated. I was describing a prior relationship once and used the word "farcical". I haven't heard the word erudite in some time. And I get upset when I sign up at places that involve writing and the ID "Raconteur" is taken.
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Quote by noll
Sounds like you're a pro.
I was cleared of all charges!
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Quote by noll
I was not aware of any stalking efforts. Continue.
It's not so much an "effort" as an involuntary reaction to cute things in tiny packages.
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So I'm trying to get the term "Newb" replaced with "Fresh meat" ...And before you ask, my post count and start date have nothing to do with it.
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Quote by noll
Why don't you all just give that crazy ass bitch what she deserves, you bunch of peace lovin' hippies?
If you don't think she deserves to be stalked by random newb's for no apparent reason then people are going to question your sanity more than they do at present.
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Quote by Dani
Sure thing, and welcome to Lush! I hope you enjoy your time here.
I plan to make myself comfortable, Thanks!
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Quote by Saucymh
You can use https://
As much for my post count as to br polite ...
Thanks!
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Quote by Liz
The forum software doesn't allow you to post links until you have a post count of 20. (It's a spam thing). You are currently on 7, so do a little more posting and you should be good.
Thank you! I thought I was doing something wrong!!
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Stupid link keeps disappearing??
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<a href="https://"> Read my stuff </a>
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<a href="https://"> Read my stuff </a>
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No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous. - Henry Adams
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I'm looking to craft a simple "read my stuff" signature, but I can't figure out the link to my page. Right now I only have one story approved but I have several pending (hint-hint) and I want a generic link nothing specific to one story.
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The ultimate abuse would be to have a 
with no clue about you say something, wouldn't it?
Or would that say more about the desperately trying to fit in??
I see the trap you've laid! Well I'm here and you probably have no idea what to make of this but I've gone this far so I guess I have to say something...
Ummm, Nice boots! I seem to have mussed the point, you said abuse ...
What kind of car do short people drive??
A "mini-van"
Nice meeting you, now get someone to approve my stuff
with no clue about you say something, wouldn't it?Or would that say more about the
desperately trying to fit in??I see the trap you've laid! Well I'm here and you probably have no idea what to make of this but I've gone this far so I guess I have to say something...
Ummm, Nice boots! I seem to have mussed the point, you said abuse ...
What kind of car do short people drive??
A "mini-van"
Nice meeting you, now get someone to approve my stuff
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Unfortunately I did mean e-mail. When I saw the envelope icon above "private message" I mistook it for a link.
Thanks for straightening me out.
Thanks for straightening me out.
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Is it possible to limit displaying your e-mail on your profile to friends?