Waking up, maybe. Also on a partner's lunch break. Before dinner. Before bed.
...Guess I don't really have a favorite.
Depends on how far I can take his cock into my mouth. I don't love getting hair up my nose or in my teeth, though it is not a big deal if he has pubic hair. This is a minor preference.
Nontraditional literature.
I am taking a momentary break from frantically packing before moving.
I rescheduled a date, and only agonized over how to phrase the text I sent for thirty minutes.
My washing machine. It's louder than everything else in here.
I have no such collection.
I don't know her, but I'd guess she's pretty nice.
Depends on what it's being used for. Also, as stated above, whom it is attached to; and moreover, what my relationship to them is.
I Want To Break Free - Queen
I smoke zero to two cigars in a typical year. Usually one at Christmas, and its with the (largely male) cigar smoking contingent of my wife's extended family. So there I am smoking a cigar with her dad, her uncle, one aunt and a bunch of male cousins, listening to discussions about Ms. Universe' boobs and their porn preferences, and the sociopolitical ramifications of various porn networks - just to keep it classy.
Since I have nothing to contribute to these conversations, I tend to finish my cigar way too fast though, and nearly invariably fuck myself up with the nicotine of it all. I guess it's not that I don't have any opinions there, but none that I want to explicitly share with my wife's family. :P