Nope.
Have you ever spent time on an island?
I have this weird sore...
I am probably not quite as much of a slut as I make it seem like on Lush.
Not quite. ;)
I am spectacularly tired.
No. I can be kind of a dick occasionally, but 'ripping someone apart' is a little intense for my style.
Have you ever had sex in a vehicle other than a car?
Certain types of weird meats. Mostly organs.
I am excited to see my girlfriend tonight.
Haven't yet... I should do that.
The whir of my air purifier.
I'd have a cup of coffee, sure.
Pretty much whatever I can. My roommate keeps the house too cold, but I am about to move in with my immediate polycule, so it should be the correct temperature for nudity most of the time. We might need to shore up the fences if we want to garden in the nude, but we shall see.