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Shylass
Over 90 days ago
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I didn't really understand this the first time round, I'm afraid. There are far too many variables and questions to be asked before I could begin to narrow anything down. A huge amount of how high a risk I might take would depend on the individual to whom those choices would be tailored.

I'll be interested to see what some penpusher messing about with a few lists of statistics thinks my choices would be, based on choices of other people who are only like me in that they are the same gender, though...
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Obviously there are many more female escorts, than male escorts, but I'm just curious how the gals feel about the subject.

Well would you, or have you?


Are you talking about a prostitute, or those people who act as your companion for social functions/dinner?

I did briefly consider the former, but threw the idea out almost immediately.

For the latter, if I was required to have a partner, or couldn't go alone for fear of being on my own, I wouldn't go at all. That's how it is. When friends get married (big weddings, bad for panic attacks), they make a point of telling me who I might know, or better yet, giving me photography duty, so I don't need to worry so much about finding a corner to hide in.

If I'm lonely, I stay lonely. I'm not paying out money I don't have for the company of somebody who is only there because I'm paying them to be! It's bad enough feeling how I do about being with people without the added shame of knowing nobody wants to spend time with me if they aren't paid for it. I'll stay at home with a book, thanks.

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I think it maybe easier to just be able to have users hide activity so that way that person doesnt have to see it. Would that work at all?


Congratulations on your 1,500th post!

Do you mean each individual user could hide the activity log completely? Or certain aspects of it? I like seeing some activity, but not all the photo comments on another user's photos. I'm only really interested in seeing who is around when I log in, and my Timeline.

Or did you mean that we all help Gav by choosing that setting by default because it's easier? I'll do it for a gingerbread cookie (not because I wouldn't do it for Gav, but I just want a cookie)!

The poke is passable, but I'd hate for it to change to something else unless it was "wink" or something like "offers you a cookie". I don't want to be stroked, groped, fondled or caressed by most people who try to get my attention that way!
I have just over 200 "friends" on my list. I don't know most of them, and I barely talk to even my closest friends. I don't even know why most of them wanted to add me anyway (apart from the mod collectors and friend collectors who stick out like a sore thumb, and I ignore or delete them).

I tried to downsize recently, but I was unsure who to get rid of. I wouldn't want to offend anybody who actually wanted to keep me (whoever they are). I thought about just deleting everybody and seeing if anybody noticed (that would make my list nice and small).

However, I do have friends who have more "friends" than I do, and are somehow in contact with most of them. It seems unfair to me to limit the social butterflies because of how active everybody is.

I don't know how it technically works, but I think it would be better to limit the activity feed somehow. I don't like the idea of limiting it to latest friends, though, as it is (mostly) my oldest friends that I stalk...

TURN THE FUCKING ALARM OFF, YOU BASTARD, BEFORE I COME DOWN THERE AND RIP YOUR FUCKING WIRING OUT FROM UNDERNEATH, PISS ON IT, AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING EXHAUST! YOU WANKY LIMP TWATFACE KNOBHEADY CRAB-INFESTED SYPHILITIC TURDY PANTS!
I love cappuccino, but that's one frothy coffee I don't think I'd ever be slurping!

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Couldn't have said it better, if you can make me laugh, you can make me do just about anything.



I always knew you were that way inclined...
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I think it's a guys obligation to be charming and funny when ever he's out with a girl he appreciates.

Be it a sense of humor when he talks or a cute sense of humor how he acts with you.


I don't think I totally agree with you, I'm afraid. One of the biggest turn-offs for me is a lad trying to be something he isn't. With me, he is only obligated to be himself.

If he's not naturally charming and funny, it's okay. I have a lot more respect and interest in him for displaying the qualities he does have, but not in a forced way. I'm not charming, and I wouldn't expect him to be. And I'm only funny if the joke is rude or crude, and that sort of humour is amusing to the person I'm sharing it with. I wouldn't want a lad to try to be what he thought I wanted him to be, only to share what he is with me.

But you're right, in that a sense of humour can be demonstrated in different ways, and I do agree with that.
10, as long as he can balance it and knows where the line is. A man with a sense of humour? Personally, I can't think of anything sexier.
Kind, patient friends, and a day off! *sleepy, cold-infested HOOZAH!*
I absolutely hate it. I find it a disgusting, ugly word. I say the eff word in real life, but I don't use that one in any context of speech unless it's regarding the use of it. But saying and hearing it makes me cringe.

That said, every now and again, I use it in my writing. You can't string together more sensuous, classical-sounding words and cheapen the atmosphere of the piece by saying "pussy" or "vagina". It turns an edge to soft putty, or makes it horribly awkward.

If I use it in writing, it's because I want impact (too tired to add the innuendo!). I hate doing audio for pieces with that word, so I usually don't.

I suppose it depends on if the feeling was reciprocated, but I disagree. To love and never be loved back tears your very soul away, and leaves you an ugly void. I would far rather still be unable to really love, than to have learned how for no reason.

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I'm sorry for the continued downtime on your PM's and Timeline. I never anticipated it would take this long to crunch the data.

We should be all good this time next week



You can crunch my data any time you want, lad.


I know it's by the sea, but really?! Where NOT to party in the south west of England.
I do dream of things that will happen. I dread the earthquake dreams I have, because literally a few days afterwards, there are earthquakes where thousands of people die in them.

I also knew that my dad was going to die a year before it happened (it was a huge shock to everybody else). I have known a few times about people dying due to dreams.

I have known about certain events before they happen this way, and nearly all of them are unhappy things. I think I must have Gloomy Event Foresight. Is it because I'm gloomy, or has it made me gloomy? I guess we'll never know! I'd prefer to know about happy things.

I have dreamed of people I met later, but nothing that was foreboding, or anything.

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> Guy makes another profile
> Scores on a few of my stories within a minute of one another
> My scores have dropped
> Guy deletes his account

Now either this tool is a fast fucking reader or a wasp has stung his rectum. Love the maturity of some people here though. I just love it. We're meant to be 18+ not 8+, grow up.


This post needs this thread, NOT the Rage Cage:

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst25289_What-are-your-Lush-Pet-Peeves.aspx

Here's ANOTHER rule reminder for everybody:


[quote=]Please pay attention to the rules.

1) No directing your rage at other members - this is not UFC (sorry, Doll, but it's not!).

2) No directing your rage at the site. Nicola and the mods do an amazing job here and work hard at making it this wonderful and if you don't like it, leave. This is for stuff outside the site. Stuff that you just need to vent about.

3) Let it all out about the little things or the big things. That ass who took your parking spot, getting the pink slip, being sick, getting dumped, all of it, just let it go here.

4) You are not allowed to tell anyone not to be angry, to calm down. We feel how we feel. Do not try to reason with the the rage. It needs to be let loose.

5) Don't censor yourself. Let it all out.

6) Be respectful of other peoples rage. Being bitchy in public is scary. Don't belittle anyone. Ok, have fun.



As for raging...

Another fucking year without you, and I still feel the effects of your poison, you fucking knobhead wanky bastard git! I hope that you get everything you're owed, and that you know why and how it's happened to you. I hope they see you for what you are, and disown you, you lying, scumbaggy, dirty, stinking, thieving piece of excremental pus.

And you? I hope the guilt eats you up and you realise what you could have had. Unconditionally. Bastard.

When a shop asistant asks if you'd like any help, reply, "No thanks. What I'm looking for is...". Then make them help you, and take aaaaaaaages over it.

Also, start off your request like this:

"I'm... Uh... I want... *click tongue against teeth and drum fingers on the counter* What I'm looking for is... *look round to make sure the shop is full of other customers wanting to leave* I neeeeed... I wonder, do you have any (thing the shop doesn't sell)?"

Let the assistant answer, and then, using the same style, make them get out sixteen variations of the same thing. Every time the assistant goes to serve somebody else whilst you decide, ask them a question so they can't. Every so often, let them serve somebody, and keep clicking your tongue and drumming your fingers.

When you finally decide you're going to leave, don't apologise for wasting time, but simply say, "No, I'm not totally sure what I want. I'll come in next week. What days are you in?"

Do this every two weeks.


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Thank you Shylass, those were all wonderful - very fulfilling. I think I like Sweet Willy Sauce the best, especially the alliteration of 'drizzle me in dressing'. Imagine if they sold Sweet Willy Sauce at the corner store! Alas, it is something only your special friends can produce. By the way, maybe I misread them but I didn't notice a gingerbread man?


Aw, you're lovely. I didn't think you'd actually read them! If they did sell Sweet Willy Sauce, I think there would sadly be a great many legal hoops to jump through...

The gingerbread man is in a story, I'm afraid, but it has audio with silly voices. http://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/ginger-spice-1.aspx

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Don't worry, Nicola. I sent you a "Not-In-The-Closet-Anymore Congratulations!" card. It's sitting in your in-box (not a euphemism).

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Hey everyone, just wondering if anyone did any poetry linking food and sex? I wrote this goofy one after a particularly memorable experience at the grocery store where for some odd reason there were so many beautiful women with great legs shopping:

At the market

hey honey
let us bite these apples
your melons are soft,
getting sweeter
my kumquats are ripening
need a cucumber, sugar?
or if produce ain't your bag
we can explore meats-
i want to wrap my hooks
around your supple chops,
your tender loins
your strips, my shank
now let us run
to the dairy der-der-derriere
where i can sink hands in your cream
curdle yourself up my fingers, tootsie
i want to warm your eggs
i want you to milk

clean up in aisle six



I have some (and a story including a gingerbread man as the hero):

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/sweet-willy-sauce.aspx

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/let-me-lick-your-lollipop.aspx

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/dinner.aspx

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Hola

I'm rolling out some changes to improve performance across the site. The changes are live, however the data migration is still in progress.

Probably best keep clear of your PM's for a few hours or so, unless your particularly fond of the error page silly

Thanks!
gav





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My inbox is broken. I can't see my messages


Here you go:

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Hola

I'm rolling out some changes to improve performance across the site. The changes are live, however the data migration is still in progress.

Probably best keep clear of your PM's for a few hours or so, unless your particularly fond of the error page silly

Thanks!
gav


http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst32667_Site-Outage.aspx



I don't see logging off Lush for a time as a "dare" in the usual sense of the word.

There have been times when I just needed to be away from here for various reasons. At first, it was very difficult, as I came to rely on the small social interactions, and just contact with a world outside of my current way of life.

However, I am wiser to certain things (and people) now, so I am no longer reliant on the habit as I once was. I no longer have reason to check messages every few minutes or hours as before, knowing that those who do take time to interact with (or suffer) me are patient and kind, and few.

Time away from Lush is very easy once you find what works for you. And it means that when you come back to it, it is fresher, less emotional (if it was overly so before), and of more benefit in whatever ways you choose to use it. So I don't see it as a dare, so much as a challenge to force you to evaluate its impact on you. A dare, to me, is something cheeky, shocking and probably funny (at least for the darer).

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Look at this


Good grief! I gave up trying to understand what fascinated me quite a while ago, since it became apparent that generally, Lush people who explained things to me said I never would unless I lived it. But this?

"He loves her as much for who she is as for who she will become with his guidance. It is this love that allows him to train her. He could not invest so much of himself in someone he did not love."

This, I understand. Somebody who wants to change who you are, because they "love" you? The way they want you to be? No doubt this will be swept aside as "No, no, I meant realising their own potential". This is something I understand as being harmful and damaging, and disrespectful. I like to hope that others in the lifestyle don't think like this, and I would love to know what they think.

Change who a person is, to the "Daddy's" desires and wants, not the individual as they are? I'd say you need to find a new partner, personally. We all know traits in people we love that can be annoying, but to want to change them? That only confirms what I sadly thought about certain people. I would love to know if anybody I have respect for agrees or disagrees with what was posted by "MasterDarkHeart", and why. Or is it that I will never understand because I'm not in the lifestyle?

I am also disgusted by the terminology, and I do not see how it is separated from an illegal act, despite being "fantasy".