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They effing do not! They effing need washing, need picking up, and they need changing!
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Shylass
Over 90 days ago
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Gingerbread Lover
Quote by lifeafterdeath
Okay, how do I say this so you people actually understand what I'm saying........?
I do NOT think that all women are bitches. Get that through your thick skulls.
So we iz not bitchez, we iz just fick, innit.
I knew you being serious was too good to be true. This would be where that respectful behaviour would have been useful. Respect breeds respect. If I was meaner than I am, I'd call you an arrogant, narrow-minded, fuck-witted little toss-pot. But I'm a bit nicer than that, so I won't.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by swollen
Learn
Teach
'That'll learn him' is incorrect. Of course it should be 'that'll teach him.'
I use that on purpose, laced with sarcasm.
It's a colloquialism here.And this is still plopping me off:
Quote by Shylass
This makes me want to post in the Rage Cage, but I might be wrong.
"Dominate/dominant"
If you mean a person who is in control, they are a dominant person, and they dominate other people. They are not a dominate as a noun, it's a transitive verb (or something or other). They are a dominating dominant dominator who dominates. To be the "dominate" in a relationship isn't right! You would be the dominant (one) in the relationship. GRRRRR!
If I'm wrong, I will be so angry because it sounds so wrong to me! And now I've written so many variations of the damn word it ALL looks wrong!
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by PhareDuFour
What a pain with the coding here.
It is a perfectly reasonable safeguard to prevent spamtwats flooding the forums with crap advertising and malicious links.
Quote by Adminhttp://www.lushstories.com/help.aspx
Why don't my links work, and why can't I post images?
You need to make 20 posts before you can post links and images, it's a preventative measure to help tackle spammers.
As you were, folks.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by letsplay
36 views..no replies..no one has any experiences in a hotel to share??
I used to be a chambermaid for a small, but busy, hotel.
Changing crusty bedsheets that random strangers had been bonking on did not make me think about how sexy it would be to lie in the same bed and bonk somebody too.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by chris_brown
u know what i mean lol,and besides,ive been hearing alot of complaints from friends about how just about nothing's working right
And the answers are in that thread. So they can stop the whining soon enough when it's sorted. They can always read a book or phone a friend whilst they wait.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by lifeafterdeath
Alright, you people seem to know what you're talking about and I'm in the mood to make some life changing decisions (I'm 19, what could I possibly lose besides my sanity?) . Please, tell me how to be less of an asshole and avoid marrying exactly the type of person I despise right now, help me to not be 'pussy-whipped' and 'hen-pecked'.
If you aren't being sarcastic, then I would suggest that being respectful to and about other people (even the ones you don't like) would be a great start.
If you show respect, you often get respect. When you are given respect, your confidence grows. When you have a healthy, respectful confidence, you won't be taken for a ride, but will be more capable of sharing in a healthy relationship with a respectful partner. That's because you will have learned to recognise one.
That's what I think, in my idealistic little fantasy world, anyway.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by chris_brown
any idea when thats coming?
You said, coming".
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst26372_New-Release---31st-October.aspx
Gingerbread Lover
I don't know if this will help or not, but if I seriously like a lad, I can't fantasise about him. I do have a very vivid imagination, and to think of him "that way" builds up a false character, with reactions and signals that aren't there in reality. I cannot think of him sexually beyond what it would feel like to cuddle him, because to do so would make my reactions to him in real life be not only embarassing, but they would lead to a heavy put-down when it turns out he doesn't feel the same.
If I truly fancy somebody, I can only go on how they react to me in real life, or I would read far too much into things, or get confused when they act differently to how I am expecting them to.
If I truly fancy somebody, I can only go on how they react to me in real life, or I would read far too much into things, or get confused when they act differently to how I am expecting them to.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by danni69
Yes only blow job on our honeymoon. .. (edit)
I think you need to read your site rules again and sort yourself out.
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Quote by chris_brown
some people cant private chat,some people get booted out of the chatroom altogether only seconds after logging in,others get 2 black box message boxes from only 1 message being sent,ect
Yes, this should just be until the release is rolled out and severely admonished until it behaves itself.
Real69luvr, what browser are you using, and have you cleared your cache/cookies lately?
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Quote by real69luvr
For some time I have been unable to get the chat rooms to load.It just sits there with a blank page. Can someone tell me what I am doing wrong?
Is it just today? Gav has released something or other to do with apples in macs or something technical, which meant some disruption, I believe. It should be sorted out soon if it isn't already. Hope that helps?
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by nicola
Rookie Scribe 0-9 posts
Active Ink Slinger 10-49 posts
Advanced Wordsmith 50-99 posts
Forum Guru 100 posts and above
Custom titles are given to regulars who contribute a lot to the site, and ask me!
Can you please stop confusing me? I need my braincell for other things...
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Master_Jonathan
Is there a page that I could go to to see how many posts = what rank?
http://www.lushstories.com/badges/
You will get the Forum Guru ranking when you have submitted 500 posts to the forums.
If you totally nom on gingerbread all day, you get a Gingerbread Lover ranking. If you are a mental viking, you get a Brawling Beserker ranking. If you are a cum enthusiast, you get a Cum Enthusiast ranking. If you are the site owner or tech god, you get a Matriach or Code Monkey ranking. Etc...
Hope that helps?
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Pixie
Those rankings come from how many times you post in the forums.
You also get a badge for that. Here's the listings for them, which you can find if you click on the "All Badges" link on your profile where your author badge is.
http://www.lushstories.com/badges/
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by crazydiamond
You know what...I retort.
I see you are suffering, she is too, but right now, I see you are coping in your way- to your pain.
You are in turmoil and we should be a little less harsh x
She is too, but she indeed is not here to speak. I think your delivery was harsh, and could really make a lot of people judge you, so in that, you should thinkabout your deliverance.
At the end of the day, I see you are unhappy, but truly, we make our own happiness, you knew what you were getting into, we all know.
You either man up, or move on. Don't diss the woman in a public forum, that's just mean x
=d>
Gingerbread Lover
These threads should answer your problems, which should be resolved now:
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst26296_Unable-to-send-IM39s.aspx
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst26295_Can39t-send-online-messages.aspx
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst26296_Unable-to-send-IM39s.aspx
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst26295_Can39t-send-online-messages.aspx
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by PINKIEHOTTIEGURL33
A friend of mine is looking for a porn gif image or video of a woman squirting out milk.
Can any of you find a link then inbox me?
I'm afraid I don't, but if I did, I'd be looking for the word, "Please", somewhere in your post...
I'd also recommend that you posted this thread in the Pub or the Lounge sections of the forums, unless milk squirting is a euphemism for cum, and expressly (see what I did there?) a BDSM thing. If so, I fear I have even more to learn about the lifestyle than I thought!
And finally, I remind people that if anybody does have such images, and they are explicit, then the only place within site rules that they can be posted is in the Gold Lounge. http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_topics41_The-Gold-Lounge.aspx
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by nicola
There's a temporary glitch. Avatars aren't showing either.
Our coding team is on the case.
Normal service will resume shortly, in the meantime, here's some Muzak and a picture of a kitten:
We're just too sexy for the server (shakin' my tush as I type
)...
