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Shylass
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
United Kingdom
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Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Tleasure
all women are bi curious none are really lesbians they have to have something hard pushed im themeven if its plastic
Speak for yourself! I am not at all curious about it. I don't like the suggestion of sex with a lass enough to wonder about the details or try them out. And how does something that makes you feel good inserted into a hole determine sexuality? You could eat chocolate and not be a cannibal, but by your reasoning, it's true. Everybody is different, and not all of us fit into your sweeping statement.
I would presume you also think all gay men are really straight because they like to insert their penis into things?
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by principessa
I know that I have asked for this before but would like to renew the request for the ability to mark several messages at once to be put in particular files, just as we can to delete them. It would save a lot of time. Thanks, Gav.
He fixed that a while ago!
Go to your in-box, select down the righthand side, and then cluck* for the folders listing in the drop-down box at the top. 
*Click, not cluck!
Gingerbread Lover
Author: Frank_Lee
Genre: Supernatural comedy
Description: A fat ugly woman is turned into a nommy gingerbread cookie by a mean old witch, and because she is such a big nommy cookie, she is captured and taken to the sexy prince of a faraway land. They get talking, and he falls in love with her, so he doesn't want to eat her. The curse is broken when he kisses her, and she turns back into fat ugly her. But it turns out the sexy prince doesn't give a toss about how she looks, because she is so sweet and hilariously funny. She teaches him to fish and he teaches her to snog, and they fuck happily ever after.
Genre: Supernatural comedy
Description: A fat ugly woman is turned into a nommy gingerbread cookie by a mean old witch, and because she is such a big nommy cookie, she is captured and taken to the sexy prince of a faraway land. They get talking, and he falls in love with her, so he doesn't want to eat her. The curse is broken when he kisses her, and she turns back into fat ugly her. But it turns out the sexy prince doesn't give a toss about how she looks, because she is so sweet and hilariously funny. She teaches him to fish and he teaches her to snog, and they fuck happily ever after.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by AdrianZane-7
Not all the girls but i'm sure most of the girls are doing lesbian
Oh, you're sure? You're following them all home and watching? How many guys have you asked outright if they're gay or straight or bisexual?
Do a poll in Ask the Gals, but even then it will only be a tiny subsection of women.
Maybe the men you know just don't want to share their sexuality with you, but the women feel freer to express themselves. In my circle of female friends, most of them are straight.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by one_winged_angel
That's not what you said when we were in the kitchen baking gingas last night in our skivvies!!!
If I remember correctly, halfway through me cleaning off the batter from your toes, you asked me to move in
I meant my house, not my pussy! I need help with the rent...
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Shylass
I don't actually know what it is, but I believe, and I could be wrong, that it's not allowed in Lush story submissions.I don't dare Google it.
I found it:
"- We don’t allow tentacle sex, as creatures with tentacles are not humanoid. No sex with plants tentacle creatures either."
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst22383_An-A-to-Z-Guide-for-Lush-Stories-Authors.aspx
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Gurlyboy
I've actually used pustastic to describe her pussy, thanks One_Winged_Angel, I'll be sure to credit you when I get it posted. The rest of you should get a credit, too, for helping me decide. It looks like it's gonna be Ruby.
Oh dear. I suppose I am the only one who thinks "pustastic" sound like her genitals have an infection and sepsis, then!
Might I suggest, "pusstastic" instead?
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
I will run away when a man raises their voice to yell at me in a heated discussion.
I will cringe in fear, cry or flash into a rage whenever someone threatens my personal space.
I am cynical and untrusting and cannot take anything that a man says at face value because I will always believe they have an ulterior motive to hurt me.
If they try to get close to me (physically or mentally) I will beat a fast retreat. I avoid it at all costs.
Even my male friends. I don't trust things they may say or do and will always feel like a second class citizen in their eyes.
Even though they have never done anything but the exact opposite.
I'm afraid to give my opinion, make a decision, or even leave the house on some days. I am constantly second guessing myself.
I've gone to counselling.
I've taken self-defense classes.
I've tried anti-depressants and anxiety meds.
I've even tried having a normal relationship.
None of these things seem to be working.
It's been a few years, and I am still afraid.
Am I doomed to be a statistic forever?
I used to be outgoing and loved to go and try new things and experience life.
Now... not so much, if at all.
Anyone else with thoughts? Tips? Tricks? Anything?
I know it won't help, and for that I am sorry. But... you are not alone.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by sprite
wait... there's coffee made out of monkey poo? seriously? dude!
Yes, it's very expensive and made from the coffee beans that have been pooed out of monkeys. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak I used it in one of my stories about a coffee lounge I based on Lush.
So there's a new question, Slippery. If your favourite food was pooed out of a monkey, would you eat it?
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by sprite
ok, how about drinking someone else's pee, if it came out tasting exactly like diet coke? i mean, not like processed, but exactly the same, and it was served in a frosty mug and you didn't have to see them peeing, they did it in a back room or something? how about then?
No. It would still be peed out of a person. I won't drink that coffee that's made from monkey poo either. I guess I'm just a pee prude.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
LOL. Perhaps I wasn't clear enough. What's your favorite beverage? Now what if that's what came out when you peed. Would you drink it?
No, because it's pee that comes out. It's all the crap my body couldn't or wouldn't process, and I find that idea gross. My favourite beverage other than Baileys and water is Diet Coke. But it wouldn't be if it came out as my pee. Because I wouldn't try it. My pee would just be dark brown fizzy stuff that I wouldn't want to drink, because it would be what my pee is. They might call it Diet Coke, and it might actually be Diet Coke. But it would still have been through all my waste product organs, so, bleurgh! It's the process by which it is produced that makes me not want to drink it.
Plus, the idea of drinking liquid that's appeared from my pussy is just... bleurgh. I would no longer love Diet Coke. I would convert to Pepsi Max for the rest of my days, which is only currently my back-up plan when Diet Coke suppliers have let me down. I know what I mean, I just don't think I'm explaining it very well.
Gingerbread Lover
The thing with pee is, it's been processed through one's body. So if I, or anybody, actually did pee my favourite beverage, then I'd not know, because I'd not try it to find out it was my favourite beverage.
I still don't know what I think about cum, but I definitely won't be drinking the pee.
I still don't know what I think about cum, but I definitely won't be drinking the pee.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by narresh
iam just confused,i dont know,why iam so screwed up here,i found lush as an escape in the beginning,now i lost friends here because of being honest,i think so...give me some advice.....ofcourse,i want to keep every thing virtual only,still ppl find me difficult,i like to talk
Hello.
It would help to know, for a start, why you are here. What kind of escape are you wanting? Were you wanting to simply make friends, or get some sexual kicks? it's okay, but if you could identify what it you're here for, we could maybe give you better answers.
You may find this thread interesting, as it has answers regarding what various people are looking for on Lush. Some want to pass the time of day, others want to talk sex or cyber the whole time, others just want some peace, some want both.
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst22459_why-do-people-here-expect-you-to-talk-about-sex-all-the-time.aspx
So, if you could clarify what you're looking for, maybe we could help you.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by sweetestsammi
I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about those were were being rude.
Thank you for the clarification. But just like the original poster's comment of calling women (the use of the word inferring "all") stupid, and then editing it to say that "some" are, shows that sometimes we ought to be clear about what, exactly, we mean.
It takes a certain amount of bravery (or even stupidity, looking at some of my own questions) to ask at all, but the reason for that is that we may not like the answers we get. But they are answers, whether the one replying chooses to address the question asked, or to challenge what the thinking behind the question is. Lush is a multi-faceted forum, and one should expect multi-faceted replies. Calling most of what I presume you mean other threads, unless you mean other forums apart from Lush, dumb, I would guess that means you think other peoples' questions are not as important or valid as this one.
In my opinion, any question a person genuinely wants an answer to is just as valid as the next. It's up to us as the readers to either leave the thread alone, or contribute in the way that we see fit, just as the poster can choose to ask or explore other ways of finding out. But one should expect that certain questions, especially when one has a history of asking other certain questions, will receive a certain amount of humour and/or challenge in the replies.
So now, the original poster has had some funny answers, some challenges, and some links and replies. I wonder if he feels he is on the way to the answers he was seeking?
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by sweetestsammi
Leave him be everyone. He is new to lush. There have been a million forums. Not all of which have even been this interesting. Most are dumb, in my humbled opinion. So what if he calls women stupid. We all can be, just like all men can be assholes. He likes clits...we all do.
To answer my friends question from a tiny clit standpoint... Mine is extremely sensitive! Perhaps like a man who has been circumsized a larger one might not be as sensitive since it is always exposed... Perhaps constant contact will cause it to grow more immune? Perhaps it has even more nerve endings. Who knows?! I would suggest befriending ladies here who post pics of their gorgeous pussies that have a larger clit, and just ask them
Actually, I was doing my best to be kind.
But sure, I'm happy to stand back for you to keep flirting with the lad. 
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by sprite
speak for yourSELF! i plan on... oh, wait... is this forum public? umm... nevermind, Boss! i'll be a good kitty, i swear! *hides the paint can and brush behind my back whilst fidgeting*
Sprite, the thing about being a bit shy and embarassingly honest is that people don't usually expect a bare-faced lie on the open forums.
Can we have a Naughty Step for Sprite, please?