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Shylass
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
United Kingdom

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A floaty green skirt and a black t-shirt with glittery stars.
Quote by nicola


Christ, I'm losing my touch, totally missed that one. Sorry!


Seriously? How about a holiday for the boss?

Obviously we'll be very, very good whilst you're away...
I'm considering becoming a lesbian, just so I can fancy one_winged_angel.
Quote by one_winged_angel
I don't know, I think he was pretty clear.
He wants to take a classy lady and fit her in a toaster oven until she's golden brown. .. .
And then be a cannibal and nom nom nom her.


He wants... A TOASTY GINGA! NOM NOM NOM!
You two have just demonstrated the extreme need for clarification.
Here's what a quick search found:

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst11655_Clitoris-Size.aspx

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst7249_Any-women-here-with-an-unusually-large-clitoris.aspx

If you enter "large clitoris" into the search engine (and make sure you set the search to just "Ask the Gals", and set it at 50 posts showing), scroll down towards the bottom of the page, and you can even see a picture. For some reason, it won't show in the thread when I clicked the links, but it's the second thread I posted.

For an extra "thrill", you may also like this thread: http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst11780_Clitoris-Pump.aspx


I couldn't smuggle any mini-Mars Bars in my bikini bottoms. Even if I owned some bikini bottoms, I'd have nommed the chocolate before I could. Unless... is that a euphemism I've completely missed?
Quote by horlahD
going about toasting a lady of elegance


If you were able to expand on what it is you want to ask or find out, you might get some answers or the information that you seek.
Quote by ponyboy
The thought of Diamond getting dick texts

I managed to go out for most of the day! I'm shattered now, but I did it. And my mate bought me box of Nobbly Bobbly ice lollies, too.
Quote by mattyp
Hi everyone, I got a little carried away last night and replied to loads of old posts, I'm not trying to be a pain in the ass so please accept this apology. I was just a little down and was trawling through the forums. sad Sorry!




I'm sorry you were feeling down, that's horrible. Here's some sunshine for you:

I often read back through old threads, and I'm currently in 2009 in The Pub, after having finished the Forum Feedback stuff. Thing is, my memory and concentration are so bad that I often forget and re-read stuff without realising until it's too late.

I often think I'd like to reply to things that are older, although they are usually things that aren't relevant any more.

You're not alone.

Have you tried the chat rooms? They scare me, but there are some wonderful people around. The word games forums are brilliant too, as there's always somebody around for a bit of banter.

I hope you feel better fast.
Sadly, no. I've yet to find a story that makes me feel wiggly. But I can recognise stories that I know work for other people in that way. Sometimes they spark off a single image in my head later, but I haven't yet had the experience of needing to whip my knickers off and fiddle there and then. But I live in hope.
Quote by HayleyHollyGrace


I think he is just a lonley man who needs some excitement in life. He is perfectly harmless and we have become very good friends. He has a perfectly normal life outside as a a very generous man. There is nothing disturbing about him and he is very popular. I will continue to help him with his life.


Thank you for your reply. I find myself with a lot of unanswered questions, but I wish you both well.
Why don't you just agree to have an open relationship and more importantly, have a talk about a possible future pregnancy?

Because she's tight? For goodness' sake, my doctor says I'm tight (I can sense a new story there), but if a man only wanted me because I can grip his penis with my vaginal muscles, would ask me to do anything, and was only slightly concerned that I may get pregnant with some stranger's baby (not to mention the possibility of getting and passing on nasty diseases and infections), I would think something was wrong with him mentally, or that he was horribly shallow at the very least.

Why not ask her if it's fair to cheat on her as she's cheated on you? What are you wanting, validation from strangers?

And for goodness' sake, have that chat about her getting pregnant! Because chances are, it's going to be an issue that will come up sooner or later, in a much scarier form than just a possibility.
Quote by HayleyHollyGrace


Oh this is a serious thread. Alan loves me so much he want's to share my name and look like me sometimes. Getting him a wig of my hairstyle for him made. He is willing to take part in my games and we both enjoy every minute


Okay. I accept that you're serious.

I am trying to understand. When I was a child, I would often try to be like somebody else, or somebody else would try to copy me, because we all thought that ourselves weren't good enough, or we were more impressed by others than with ourselves. It is only years later that I now understand what parents and teachers meant about trying to find out ways of being and doing that were personal to me, not copying somebody else because I'm mistakenly of the opinion that I'm not "good enough."

What I seem to be understanding, from what you've said, is that you are sexually enjoying dressing this guy up and treating him like a mirrordoll or closer-than-close twin sister, and that he is getting off on that too. What is it, if you don't mind me asking, that you find so appealing? Do you see him as a woman? As a doll? As a playmate? A man in female clothing? Without wishing to be derisive, is it like Dr. Evil's Mini-Me, some kind of pet that is just a cute extension of oneself?

And from his point of view, is he trying to role-play being somebody else as we used to do as children? Is he trying to escape from a reality of who/what he is, or experiment with copycatting? It strikes me as odd that he would not want to explore his own style and look, but rather, imitate yours even to the point of sharing a name and having hair specially made like yours. I really am trying to understand, but I find that very peculiar, and to a point, a bit disturbing, sorry.

I would honestly like to try and understand what you're talking about, but currently, I am extremely confused.
I don't mind what colour hair a lad has. People can't change what colour their hair grows from the roots, even if they dye after it's formed, so even if I had a preference, it would be pointless. How a person acts is what I care about, not their hair colour.

But I always sort of hoped that ginger lads tasted like gingerbread.
Absolutely I have formed real friendships here. In actual fact, a very few of my Lush friends know me better than nearly anybody in Real Life Land.

As far as having an intimate relationship goes, I'd have to meet a person (which is an issue I struggle with) before I could allow myself to risk those feelings, and even then I wouldn't dare unless I knew without a doubt that they felt the same.
Quote by nicola


Haven't you read 3 Billy Goats Gruff?


You're kidding! Everybody's read that. (Shutting up now...)
Can we please have a bridge for the trolls to live under? They really get my goat when they're out in the open all the time.
Quote by sprite


the HINTS were for people higher up than you or i, Daisy - people who can actually make stuff happen. smile


HINT HINT as well.
Quote by sprite


you know something? fuck you and your passive-aggressiveness. speaking for myself, if you poll the guys here on Lush, i bet you'll find that i am friends with a lot of them, probably as many as i have girl-friends, and that i treat everyone on an individual basis, and people, men and women, who treat me with respect, i give the same in return...

you know, it's funny, but for your bluster about lesbians hating men, you certainly seem to hate women, or is it just lesbians, not that it matters, either way you come off as an ass. if that was your intent, you succeeded - or perhaps this is the only way you can get any attention from girls? reminds me of the boys who, if they liked a girl, would pull her hair or throw rocks at her or call her names - thing is, they had the excuse that they were like 8 years old.

so, Mr. 8 Year Old, you can take your attitude and shove it up your ass - Lush is a wonderful community of diverse people who strive to get along despite their many differences, be it GENDER, sexual preference, political leanings, religion, homelands, and, obviously kinks, fetishes, fantasies, and lusts. If that doesn't appeal to you, if you have NO interest in being part of the whole community, if you really are such a prick as you portray yourself and have a grudge against the entire female sex whom you target on a regular basis, than perhaps you should re-think your reasons for being here.





Very well said. Especially the bold bit. It's hard to come to terms with what we don't understand or feel comfortable with, but to try makes us a stronger, better person, in my opinion.
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and this, HINT HINT, is why we need an "ask the CDs" section. see how i did that?


I already said in the thread in Think Tank I'm for that idea.

This thread has seriously left me confused.
Quote by menarealwaysignorged
double standard much anyone?And by that I mean from everyone comments here


If you clarify the reason for your sarcastic remark and tell me how I appear to have double standards to you, I will be happy to clarify my actual position.
Quote by sprite


if you take the post in context with the title, it makes sense, "sissy" is actually meant to be a term of endearment, such as when my Mistress refers to me as... well, terms that, coming from anyone else would be derogatory, but coming from her, they are welcomed and cherished. smile


Honestly, when I read the title, I seriously thought it was a troll thread. Seriously.

I was editing my post to ask about why he needs to share a name as opposed to finding his own, but you're quicker than me.

If it's a serious thread, which I now presume it is, is this a lifestyle thing? It reads like the OP is treating the lad like a female doll. Is that right?
Quote by tristalynn2000
she is very lucky to meet a girl like u not too many women understand why we do what we do


I don't understand the original post, no. Where I come from, to call someone a "sissy" is a derogatory term, meaning weak or negatively effeminate. Does the lad get no say in what he is dressed up as? Is this the correct forum, in Relationships, to ask what to dress him in? Does the choice of clothing affect where the relationship goes? Does the original poster's spouse mind, or, indeed, is the sissy cross dresser actually her husband, or is it an open relationship? It's not important, but I'm wondering. Can he not find his own name, that is individual to him, or does he just really like the OP's so much he doesn't want to?

The original post just strikes me as very odd. By all means, please enlighten me.






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Watch out for new updates on
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The FABULOUS Crazydiamond has made a poster for our new story, and we are very excited (in a pervy way) to tell you that when Mazza sorts herself out (or gets fed up of me nagging her), she'll be doing the audio for the story.




Thank you, Crazy, and thank you, Mazza!
Quote by DakotaKid
I was about to date this chick and then I found out through the grape vine that she had sex with a guy one night and then his twin brother the next night? Is that slutty? I called her out on it and she got all fired up about it.


You're asking us if a single-sentence rumour means that a girl is slutty? There are a myriad reasons as to why she may have got wiggly with two guys who may or may not be related, but unless you were in a relationship with her at the time, it is none of your business.

To ask us for validation on whether she is a slut or not says to me that based on that one piece of information, whether it's true or not, you already think she is. And the definition of "slutty" can be very different, depending on who you ask. You obviously see it in a negative light.

And as for "calling her out on it," that sounds aggressive, intrusive, and extremely rude. If you expect her to have some class, I think you ought to have some yourself.

And whoever "helpfully" passed on such gossip needs to shut up and get their own life straight, instead of stirring up poo in other peoples'.

Just my opinion.
Quote by crazydiamond


So...you telling me you have bollocks? And they are shiny? Wow, you are even more special then i ever thought!!!


I do indeed. I got sent them by a wonderful group of mates who had a massive bunch of Shiny Bollocks, and some to spare. They sent them to me with some superglue and a roll of Ducktape.