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I'm actually Clum, Mazza, Shylass, CrazyDiamond and Gav. It's hard work, I can tell you.
And very confusing...
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Quote by LauraLee_sugah
ok... but if no poem has ever received it should there be a different point and maybe say "famous poem" or something... poems just don't get read the same way stories do...
like i said... self-serving... i am causing myself to blush with shame...
I don't think it's self-serving unless you post the suggestion written on your naked body and photographed as you lounge on a silver platter with pink sprinkles and chocolate sauce drizzled all over you.
Actually, I think it's a very good idea. I think poetry is a whole separate medium (I don't know if that's the right word) to story writing and story telling, although there are obvious overlaps.
Poetry has the power to evoke deep emotion and create worlds of change in just a few words. And stiffen willies and dampen pussies, obviously.
Just like stories, everybody has a different idea about what qualifies as "good" or not. But it is a very different skill to story writing in many ways, and has a different readership overall than the stories do.
I actually think there should be an Editors' Poetry Pick category with a different coloured ribbon (I like purple!) to that of the yellow Editors' Pick usually found on the stories.
Lush has a great number of incredibly talented poets, and I would love to see them recognised for that particular skill in such a way.
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Quote by JesseS
First off, please have her try acupuncture before meds. It is better, cheaper and has no side effects, nor addiction issues. Also bear in mind that the big pharmaceutical companies have spent a lot of money convincing people that addiction is fine, it's not. Doctors are way too quick to medicate. Beyond that, much has already been answered here. It is quite possible she is simply bound up in the emotions of the massive changes her life is going through and not yet understanding that it will work out. Try to get her to understand that everything is relative, that while this is huge in comparison to what she has done, it will be minor in comparison to her overall life.
You are always saying how acupuncture is the way to go before meds. It isn't always. If it was, I would not suffer from depression. Without meds, I would be dead. And I can't even take meds for the depression! But they still saved my life. Yes, acupuncture has meant I can walk again, but it does not work for everybody. One must also remember that not all acupuncture practitioners are qualified, nor safe. Should one wish to go down the acupuncture route, one should first make sure they are treated by a fully trained, qualified, certified, and tested practitioner, with scrupulous hygiene. Word of mouth recommendations are to be highly valued.
Talking and finding professional help and/or counselling is the first port of call, in my opinion. And I sadly have many horror stories I can tell with that method. Nothing will give an instant long-term cure to this hideous illness, so one must be careful not to jump into anything, but explore the options carefully once the illness has been identified by one qualified to do so. It all takes time, step by step.
And as for awesome boyfriends, they are sadly in short supply. The lass in question is very lucky, from what I can tell.
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Quote by Nikki703
Isnt your wife's brother's sister also your wife's sister?
You said "she, your wife and Kristy", is there a 3rd woman here too?
I am very confused. Maybe its late and I am a little drunk. But either way you are asking for trouble! Unless your wife is OK with this, Stay clear!!! Its OK to be her friend and lend support but do not do more than that.
It's possible it's a step-brother or half brother, and/or sister?
I think the poster was clarifying that by "she" he meant his wife (and just didn't use brackets).
I would say, like others, be very, very careful. She will be confused and hurt. It's easy to mis-read signs or create them in our heads during such times.
I would suggest meeting somewhere public for breakfast or whatever, and keeping the table between you both. Hugging is okay but don't be afraid to gently take hold of her arms and remove them and/or step away if you feel uncomfortable.
Make sure you say "(name of wife) and I..." when talking about how much you care and want to help. Act as though your wife were by your side when you meet, and that will help. And tell your wife you're meeting her too.
You can listen and support the lass, even if it's not neccessarily what she thinks she wants and needs. Good luck!
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Quote by dave1964
I want to do it right and have been doing it for so long but I've never seemed to make my wife reach an orgasm, now that this venue is in front of me, and I'm not sure I can embarrasse myself too much, someone help with some tips...
first thing, either her clitoris is small or I'm very bad, but I never see it come out when I stimulate her. When we make love, she cums multiple times. Probably in spite of me and not because of me. So that seems to work well.
Would love to be a complete package for her.
Where is the spell checker???
I'm confused. Do you mean you can help her orgasm by penetration, but not simply using her clitoris?
Like Ibrahman says, she may just have a small clitoris (some of us do, you know). Why not ask her to show you how she likes it? Get her to guide your fingers, or softly use your tongue to explore and get used to how she feels there from a much closer perspective.
If I was her, I would want to know your worries and why. Then have fun sharing together. I think it may be a case of exploring and experimenting. By all means, try some toys, but I'd recommend just getting stuck in (so to speak) and trying things out.
I wrote a story which may or may not help on how to give a virgin an orgasm in less than a minute. It takes into account that we're all different, and you have to find what works for you both. She might even be too sensitive there.
I will PM you the link, but I suggest talking and experimenting. She's a very lucky lady to have you!
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Quote by Quenton2123
I was just curious as to what each number in the 1-5 system that Lush uses means to you? For example this is what I feel the numbers are:
5: Fantastic, some combination of superb writing, making me have an emotional response, or just a story that I know I will stick with me. Personally I give out very few 5s.
4: Good, enjoyable read that was well written, but it likely wont stay with me much past a few days. Typically a story will get a four if I enjoyed it, unless it really went beyond expectations.
3: Alright, it wasn't anything special, probably didn't really draw me in or sell the events. Or the events happening were so unrealistic I had a hard time suspending disbelief.
2: Pretty bad, either it had bad writing or the story just couldn't stand up under its own weight. I probably only got part way through.
1: Just awful, either the writing or the story were so bad that I couldn't get past much more than the premise.
I'm really curious as to how you folks feel about each number, so please illuminate me.
You may or may not find this thread interesting: http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst22526_How-Do-You-Score-Stories.aspx
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Quote by Oldfaithful
Oh dear, another bad day eh? Mine's not been too hot either. 25 hours work done in the lasr 2 days am now knackered. Knock on effect is to be really short tempered with the kids followed by guilt cos its not their fault. So.....Meh from me too!!
It's not really bad, just pretty rough. Hope your day (and your kids' day) gets better.
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Quote by lafayettemister
Hey Gav, this isn't really a big deal but I thought I'd tell you just in case it's a signal of a larger issue. This page, Lush V2 Bug list, does not format to fit my screen. I have to scroll right/left to read all the entries. Computer aren't really my thing so it could very easily be something on my end. The only thing that makes me doubt that is that it's only on this forum page. No other page on Lush; profiles, chat, forum homepage, forum thread pages.. it doesn't happen anywhere else. Or any other webpages from other sites. No biggie either way, just wanted to give you a head's up.
Thanks for all the work you put in to keep Lush going.
I think it's the massive photo in the quote at the top of the page. It always happens on my computer when somebody posts photos over a certain size. Does my head in, but unless we buy bigger screens or they re-size them, I don't think there's a fix other than deletion.
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I don't really do the whole explicit chat thing, only silly innuendos.
I think it important to idntify what Lush means for you, and what it adds or enhances in your life. I've had a few friends leave, or simply take a break when things got too much for them, as I have done myself on other forums.
If, for some reason, you feel uncomfortable, I would encourage you to either identify why that is, or simply take a couple of days out and return fresh.
Lush is what each individual makes it, in my opinion. It is rich and multi-faceted, able to meet different needs at different times for different people. Take what you want, give what you want, love your time here. If the joy isn't always apparent, that's okay too. Our own moods and needs affect our use of something.
But please don't feel your time is done just because one aspect you are used to isn't currently in action. It's okay.
I think it important to idntify what Lush means for you, and what it adds or enhances in your life. I've had a few friends leave, or simply take a break when things got too much for them, as I have done myself on other forums.
If, for some reason, you feel uncomfortable, I would encourage you to either identify why that is, or simply take a couple of days out and return fresh.
Lush is what each individual makes it, in my opinion. It is rich and multi-faceted, able to meet different needs at different times for different people. Take what you want, give what you want, love your time here. If the joy isn't always apparent, that's okay too. Our own moods and needs affect our use of something.
But please don't feel your time is done just because one aspect you are used to isn't currently in action. It's okay.
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Quote by DirtyMartini
Hey Gav...maybe I shouldn't post this publicly...because I know what lengths some people will go for a badge...but, we seem to be having an issue at the moment over on the blue site where people are submitting contest stories, getting them rejected, and still keeping their "Contestant" badges...
We're getting the impression that the way you have it set up, as soon as someone checks off the "contest entry" box they get the badge...and unless they actually delete the story from their "My Stories" section, they keep the badge even though there was never a story posted...
We're hoping people don't start submitting blank documents just to get a badge...I think you can see the point here...
Ooooo multiple entry never sounded better. Do you give me one every time I give you one?
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I don't do much to make mine tighter after my doctor spent a while getting me to "suck" the speculum up with my muscles because she couldn't get it in. She said she was impressed with the strength. I'm now wondering if I could pull a bus with my Happy Bits... 
And I thought it might make a fun story too. 
And I thought it might make a fun story too. 
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Quote by ribak
applause to prism. respcect my man. respect. forget about those 2
Oh wow. Fabulous first post. How nice of you to be so friendly about two regular and valued contributors with your opening lines.
In answer to your question, Prism, yes. Sometimes I really do want a lad in my mouth, making him squirm with pleasure and happiness. Above all things, I'd like a lad I fancy to enjoy being with me. In a way, it's selfish of me, because I'd want to give him reason to enjoy my company, but mostly, I just want to make the lives of those I love better, and more fun. But the other thing is, if I have a lad's Happy Bits in my mouth, it's hopefully because he thinks I'm worth having that fun with.
So, I don't want just anybody's willy in my mouth, but I fervently desire to have a particular person's willy to suck on, because it means I'd be both giving and recieving pleasure. I cannot separate out the lustful need from the loving need, but I know I have the potential for both independant of each other. But I think that would come (arf arf) with experience. I think if I knew what I was doing, I would be much more likely to desire the act itself, as opposed to the act performed on a person I care about.
I know what I mean. I think.
I'm blaming the painkillers. 
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Quote by Joris130
Hmm thanks alot. Perhaps I'll try to write it myself, although I still believe my English isn't well enough to do so.
I'll let you know if I wrote something!
You could try starting off small, say with some prose poetry or flash fiction, just to see how you get on. I'm afraid I can't offer any help right now, but keep us updated. I'll be watching.
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Pretty Messy
You scored 78% Dirtiness!Your score indicates that your mind is on its way to true dirty status. You've passed the test, but there are some things you could work on. You appreciate dirty things and you wouldn't call your thoughts pure, but you haven't gone completely dirty. You don't have a hard time thinking dirty, but you're probably less driven to do so than someone with a true dirty mind.
You scored 78% Dirtiness!Your score indicates that your mind is on its way to true dirty status. You've passed the test, but there are some things you could work on. You appreciate dirty things and you wouldn't call your thoughts pure, but you haven't gone completely dirty. You don't have a hard time thinking dirty, but you're probably less driven to do so than someone with a true dirty mind.
