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Shylass
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
United Kingdom
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Gingerbread Lover
Quote by LatinPrivateEye
Men produce a natural musk, when giving a blow job how do you feel about it?
About the fact that men release certain chemicals/smells through no fault of their own? It doesn't matter how I feel about the fact that they do it. It probably is designed to make me want the lad more. As long as he's clean when we start having fun, I'd say good! Involuntary body responses cannot be helped. What one does as a result of it is the important thing. If he's cheesy round the rim, or farts in my face whilst I try to please him, there would be big negative issues to deal with.
But a man's clean, natural scent can only be a good thing, surely?
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by 1ball
Followers or friends? The main value of following here is to see when an author writes a new story. You get a notification for that. So if you're an author and you want followers, establish a rep for writing stories people will want to be notified about.
If what you really want is lots of friends, the easiest way to get lots of them is delete your account, create a new one as a bisexual female, pick an avatar that shows lots of female cleavage, write a profile that invites both men and women to have cyber-sex with you, post lots of nude pics of a beautiful woman in your image gallery and you'll have lots of friends.
I think he took your advice to heart and will return in the form you suggested.
Gingerbread Lover
Oh great. Another piece of crap for us fat ugly people to be discriminated against, mocked, or wishing we were someone else entirely. If you're hot, you get two cents knocked off your bill and you're gorgeous. If you're not, you can pay full price and know we think you're fugly. Thanks, you bastards. 
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by MoonlightSerenity
Can we please get it so that only females can enter the ladies room - as sometimes there's not enough of us to get any males who come in kicked out.
Was a thread abiut tbat but i cant find it sorry. Cant remembbrr outcome ofit. Maybe someone else can
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Alpha_Omega
WATCH!!!!! Where you crack that whip ... You may hit something that is importantlike this cigarette
Sorry! I didn't actually mean to put the whip one in! I'm still learning to use my Shiny. Any mods that specialise in one-to-one Shiny Gadgets Tuition, please?
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by nicola
I'd suggest you use all the means at your disposal on the site.
If you can write stories, that's a good place to start.
If you can't (and even if you can!), no matter:
- Interact with people in the forums.
- Post comments on stories.
- Follow authors, send them a note if you liked their story.
- Send friend requests to people / authors you like.
- Fill out your bio fully.
- Head into the chat rooms, it's a good way to make friends fast.
That's a good starting list
Or you could try what Jesus did. Wander up to a group of fishermen and say, "Follow me." Eventually you'll have thousands of people folliwing you everywhere. Just remember to go into hiding and retire afer three years. Trust me.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Joris130
Oh my, what did I type wrong? Lol
And thanks, CenterLine. I'll contact you!
Don't worry. I'm also known as Miss Persnicketty Pants (that's one to Google - could be interesting).
The good news is, it only needed tweaking. If you compare your original post with the quote that I tweaked, you'll see the difference.
From your posts so far, I would encourage you to write your story anyway, and see where you get. As Centerline says, they may able to help with editing. If not, you could always post again when you have something written.
You could also try using Google Translate. It's not a perfect process, but may help you overcome parts of it. If you do use it, though, it will definitely need editing before submission. Also, try translating from the English back into your own language to see if it's still what you're trying to say. The results can be quite funny.
Good luck, and let us know how you get on.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by menarealwaysignorged
I stand by my statement and from reading what you said, sounds like someone needs to practice what they preach
I don't doubt for a minute that you stand by it. I am respectful to people who are respectful. I am not to those who continually make nasty remarks and label the entire female species into one huge, nasty category. You might not like me, and whoopty do. But I know some wonderful women and I take exception to you making such sweeping, ignorant statements. It's childish. I'm done. Enjoy your life.
Quote by im_lush
WHY is someone labelled a 'troll' just because they give an opinion that differs from the majority? Who has the right to say which threads 'have anything to do with someone' or not? Isn't this a public forum? Isn't everyone entitled to their opinion without being flamed? If someone disagrees with the general consensus why is what they said not considered contributing in a 'positive' way?
Can't even be arsed to explain why I have highlighted that sentence. Those who pay attention, know.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Joris130
Hello everyone.
My name is Joris and I'm pretty new to this website, but enjoying it alot already!
I have a question: I'm looking for somone to write a story with. I have lots of ideas and fantasies, but I'm Dutch and my English is too bad to write a story you would all like.. So anyone want to write with me? Help me, please?
I can't help you, I'm afraid, but welcome to Lush! I am sure there are some lovely people who will be able to help.
I did correct your post, which, I must say, was written a lot better than many people I know who use English as their sole language!
Gingerbread Lover
Helloooooo! Welcome!
I suggest you just browse around the forums, get familiar with what's where, and check out your personal settings and profile.
The longer you flit about the place, the more you will recognise people and make new friends. Don't be afraid to join in - I have made some wonderful friends for keeps here. I really hope your experience is as great as mine.
I suggest you just browse around the forums, get familiar with what's where, and check out your personal settings and profile.
The longer you flit about the place, the more you will recognise people and make new friends. Don't be afraid to join in - I have made some wonderful friends for keeps here. I really hope your experience is as great as mine.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by xXshunikaXx
This keeps happening!
What? That men always want to stick their cock in?
I think that's a hazard of being on Lush.Do you mean the header with the Home/Forum/Chat/Log-in stuff missing? Mine just takes a little while longer to load. Unless you meant something else?
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by LatinPrivateEye
Hp hip horray! You go !!
It's not about having a verbal punch-up, it's about being fed up with somebody who insists on trying to inject his bitterness into the rest of us because of his own misfortunes. Some crusade to get whoever these ignored men are some sort of payback? I suggest investing in some viagra and polite behaviour. I've been hurt and ignored in many ways (mostly by men), but I don't label them all heartless, abusive unfeeling bastards, nor do I treat them all as such.
We're not all the same, but when somebody constantly spews their venom, it makes them look... I shan't say. No point in giving them more ammunition, eh? Because Neptune forbid that I might be calling out their singular behaviour, as opposed to behaviour of men in general.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by menarealwaysignorged
oh please, they would either use them or get creep out and call the cops
Oi! Whatever your past and experience, you don't know me or how I treat people who are kind and respectful. So labelling me with your bitterness can only serve to make me think that the kinder, gentler people steer well clear of that kind of stinky attitude. And you deserve what you get.
Menarealwaysignorged, eh? Presuming that's a spelling mistake and not some weird play on something or other, then I say, is it any wonder, with posts like that? Every post I see of yours is like that of a desperate child playing up and misbehaving for any kind of attention they can get. Well, I have news for you: if you remove your head from your bottom and stop being such a troll, there are some beautiful women who would love to pay you some positive attention.
Now do try to grow up, lad, you'll look more like somebody a woman would love to get shagged by.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by nicola
You're probably not aware of this, but all changes you make to your stories are highlighted for the story mods, so this would be a little superfluous. A moderator only has to skim through to see the highlighted bits, and then it gets processed quickly. We don't have to double handle that way.
I love that idea, thank you. Even though I can't randomly burble at them until they confess who verified it.
Now, what about that pop-up?
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by magnificent1rascal
I have been asking for this for seven months, Daisy.
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postsm638481_Which-improvements-or-features-would-you-like-to-see-added.aspx#638481
Although I would really like to see this feature added, if it gets implemented as soon as someone else requests it — as the "read later" queue did — I'm going to start getting a complex.
Aw, lovely lass.
I don't think it's you, I think it's more likely certain people don't like being nagged, and more than one person saying a thing often feels like nagging. You just started the ball rolling.