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Shylass
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Dear god, I couldn't read all of that! Somebody needs to teach the writer how to write properly (a couple of new paragraphs wouldn't go amiss either). And italics make me go cross-eyes after a while.

I have very little willy experience, but I wouldn't kick a lad I fancied out of bed just because the size of his willy wasn't to my taste (pun not intended). There's plenty of fun things and positions to try if the size is difficult (i.e. very big or very small), and people who need to compare sizes of bits of a person's body to bits of another person's body, and decide who they like best because of it, really need to get out more and grow up.

Just my opinion.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
I'd also like (aside from the pop-up) the option to be able to send a message to the mods on submission or re-submission of an edited story, to explain anything I might need to. For instance, if I'm simply changing a spelling mistake, why make them trawl through the whole thingy just to try and work it out? If I could tell them, it would be easier for all concerned. Sure, they'd have to make sure I didn't change a huge chunk and have things that break the site rules, but it would make it easier, surely?

I could add a note into the beginning, and hope that they delete it, but I think that's being presumptuous, and they have to then remember to delete that bit. I could also say if I wasn't sure which category a first-time submission would fit into, and ask for help. You can't PM, because you don't know who will pick the story up.

So I don't know if it's possible, but it would be extremely handy.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by one_winged_angel


My daily love notes aren't enough for you?


I need them at least twice a day, you know.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Ah, you're onto me. I only resubmit so I can get more Mod Mail to lust over.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by LatinPrivateEye
How do you feel about secret admirers? If someone had secretly lusted over you how would you feel?


I wouldn't know, if it was a secret. So I probably wouldn't mind.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
I believe I look sexiest in bed under the covers in the dark. That's what I've been told (by somebody who didn't see me like that).

That's the look I feel is the sexiest for me, too.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
I'm severely inept with certain new technologies, and I keep hitting the wrong button. For instance, going from not following anybody, I am having nervous breakdowns from following somebody when I meant to hit the online message button, then unfollowing them before anybody else sees and wants to know why I'm not following them too, or not following them any more. I delete awesome wallposts by mistake from my wall, which really annoys me, and I also send half-written, nonsensical messages (worse than usual), plus managing to dot private messages with random smilies. I have no idea how, but I do. I have worked out how to play two of the games on it, though. I'm getting better at it, just really slowly.aRr1MdMS7jesq9iD

But I was really upset last night trying to talk to my Firstest Ever Proper Lush Friend. They haven't been on for a while, and instead of sending a message, I ended up DELETING them! NOOOOOOO! I was all, NOOOOOOO!

And then the "undo" option came up, and I wanted to say,






Thank you.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by racking
Hahaha I thought you would say that.... did you see the little mouse!!!


I did! I proper want to nom him, I do!
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
I'd like to suggest a musical pop-up of Gav and Nicola dancing around like Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers, singing:

"Read the effing rules and announcements,
An important thing is that;
For your thread will be deleted
And you look an ignorant twat."

The pop-up will be triggered by somebody submitting a post that breaks the site rules and guidlines, and redirects them to the relevant page that shows them what they so obviously missed before.

I would like to suggest an added insult or ten on the end of it for habitual rule-breakers and people who reply to such threads after the rule break has already been pointed out in a previous post.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Kimasa
Thanks 1ball and Shylass.

Is there anybody else out there?

It's life Jim but not as we know it


Maybe none of the others can?
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
I had a bit of a silent hissyfit when I found out the coffeeshop I go to before work that has free wifi has blocked Lush for being porn. Porn! It's education, is what it is.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by monkey101
hahaha shylass much like you i love topics too!!! and i bet ur figure is lovely!!



You can come again (arf arf).
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by racking
Goes a gingerbread laptop count...... as we are on lush lol



NEEEEEEED! Now that really DOES have cookies I'd like to clear!
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by CenterLine
Funniest thread I've found in a good long while. I'd say its wandered off topic, but since it never really had one...

To officially stay on topic, though- Nuh-uh. On behalf of me and my female friends who act on lush through me vicariously.


Do you know, a "Topic" in the UK is not always a subject. It's a chocolate bar of Extreeeeeeme Nommagey Goodness, and that's why I won't share my figure, because I single-handedly (arf arf) keep the chocolate bar industry in business. Some of us have one HELL of a Topical figure, and we can't be held responsible for the number of ripped trousers of the poor lads after sharing such a smorgasbord of numbers. I think we lasses should be congratulated for not sharing. Aren't we kind.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by MidnightStar
Sorry Guys
U got Me Wrong

I asked about your Boobs and Ass Size...
Hope I clear my question now..


Oh, sorry to the guys? Not sorry to the gals, of whom you ask the question? Or did you mean sorry to people in general?

Is this some scientific study into the average sizes of female Lushies? Are you wanting to know what sizes to make a clothing product in? Do you get really hard when you see numbers written down with the corresponding body part next to it?

Were you hoping for sexy lasses to chat to, knowing which ones to approach by their measurements? Were you just thinking it might be an innocent conversation starter? Because there's better ways to go about doing that.

The answer (still modified so as to be as pleasant and kind as possible) is still no.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by dangerzone
I've been dating a really nice girl for six, going on seven, months now. We met when she had just graduated, was still looking for a job, and living with her parents and I was finishing up my senior year in undergrad. For the first couple of months she seemed really happy and perky. We've since both moved to a new city (neighboring ones) in order to start work (for her) and grad school (for me). Ever since, she's been really depressed that she doesn't know anyone, lives about 30-45 minutes away from me, and doesn't have her parents around any more. I've tried piquing her interest in joining various groups with similar interests to her in the area, but she doesn't show an interest in going out to meet new people. She's starting medication for her depression this week and I'm worried that it may make her feel better, but it won't solve her problems. Does anyone have any advice on something I can do? More than anything I want to make sure she has a circle of people to talk to greater than just me and her mom. I'm not sure I can keep being an entire half of her support system, especially since I have depressive tendencies myself. Also, if things don't change, would it be terrible of me to break up with her? She isn't suicidal, but I don't want to be the reason she hurts herself in other ways. Please help me, I'm at a loss for what to do.


I think you're wonderful for being so pro-active and still realising that there is only so much you can do. Depression is a horrible, cruel illness.

It will take at least three months to work out if the pills your lass has are going to work for her, need to be upped, or if she needs to try a different kind. Everybody is different.

Some people need pills all the time but depending on the illness and the causes, many people only need them for a time, so that their chemical levels can help carry the mental and emotional levels until the person is able to regain control.

I would suggest helping your lass do one thing she likes or that helps her every day. For me, it's wearing stripy socks so that i smile when i look down, and hugely, being in nature and walking in it. Eating a smiley gingerbread man or reading a message from somebody I like helps too.

Your lass is going to have to do this largely alone, because of the nature of the illness, butyou can help her find what works for her. Remember to take care of yourself too. Don't be afraid to be honest with her about your own needs too. Depression can be a very inward-looking thing and it can be hard to see outside of our prison. if you need a time-out, take it. It's for your health too, as well as her taking responsibility for her own.

I hope that helps in some way? Finding new friends can take a while, and there are many ways to do it. Encourage her to meet people.maybe visit with her and take her to some places to get familiarised. Perhaps strike up some conversations in a bar or food place if possible,and she may find those people recognise her if she goes alone.

If there is any way I can help, don't be afraid to ask. But please remember, if she does harm herself in any way, it is her decision to do so, and NOT your fault. Like I said, depression can be very inward-looking and ugly. The individual must take responsibility for their own actions. Perhaps help her find a counsellor or support group she can call on that are closer to her shod she need the immediate help?

Good luck, and do remember your own needs too. Please let me know how you get on.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Proper effing really love you lot. Proper needed that, ta.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Is this one of those annoying things written by a bloke and then emailed to all their blokey friends with a few elements of truth but only based on running-out-the-door observations in pretend fear of what the women will pretend angrily say in return, whilst really hoping it will lead to a bout of wrestling and finally hot sex?

Because if it's not, I need training. I maybe do one or two of those things and none of the rest.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Nikki703


Only if you answer a question first. How do you have -1 posts?


I checked it out already (please note: not LittleBambi's behind!). The post was in a thread that was deleted. It wasn't about our figures, though.

You'll have to ask them a different question.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by tashitasha


How about sharing yours first?


I thought about saying that, but some lads don't mind sharing their Stuff, and it makes me uncomfy. So I figured if I didn't ask, it'd be ok.

I also thought about saying something about numbers and figure skating, but I don't know anything about those things either. So "No" was my smarter option (I don't like to be mean and say what my intial reaction was).
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by MidnightStar
Hi Ladies.......
Whats up.??

Share your figure with us.....
Ur Boobs Size, Ass....


You look fairly new to the forums, so I shall write this as kindly and succinctly as possible:

No.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Tucker


Shylassy, you are very brave, and I wanted to thank you for being that way. So many problems in the whole area of human sexuality derive form people just not knowing. You would be really be
very, very surprised at how little the average person really does know.


I am the Average Need-to-Asker, then. I don't like not understanding and/or not knowing. If I know more, it means I have a better chance of writing something vaguely plausible, and I'm less likely to waste time wondering about Stuff I Don't Know.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Belting this one out sort of helps a tiny but when I've managed to make a complete mess of everything (again)... like now...:
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Sorry, I know it's for the guys, but I can share how my mate stops himself cumming sometimes. He told me he does it by concentrating on clenching the muscles he uses to wee, like us lasses clenching our kegels. I thought he had actually cum, the way he reacted, but he hadn't, he just "clenched" his muscles and he was fit to go longer. Hope that helps.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by FelineFantasy
What the... the only wedges I know of are the types of shoes. Anyone care to enlighten me of this sex toy? I am now enticed.


I thought it was a doorstop, or when your knickers go up your bum (also known as a wedgie) and they aren't a thong.
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